btw these ARE exactly supposed to replace the previous ones so DO worry about them "not fitting with tssop" and stuff like that.

🔊DISRE▒░▒░ING░AN░OF▓▓ER?
🔊YO░▓▓▒░░HOT░WATER░N▒W,░PUNK
DummKriSSS: I mean, it IS hot but he is probably not legally allowed to find it hot 

[TSSP: Post-Beta: DARK RP] - Ey buddy, are ya craving for deal? Sorry, I don't give out


also if youre wondering what makes this any different from tssp redux, its that nufriend made that one with their vision and i made this one with mine.

DrummKriSSS: yo spammy yo spammy yo spammy
🔊W░▓A▓▓▒░IS IT?
DrummKriSSS: wanna watch some skateboards?
🔊GAH░░▓▒!
🔊THI▓░▓PE░OF░NONSENSE░IS▓▒HY░I░LEFT░I░▒▒E░FIRST░PLACE!
🔊WHY░▒▒I░LEFT▓▓░▓▒▓▒▒▒
🔊░░▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓?
🔊NONE░OF▓▒▒▒R░BUS░▒▒░THATS░W▒▓T 


[TSSP: Post-Beta: DARK RP] - !jail _n0synn3T

This is the v2 for maz's song "SP AMT THE SALESMAN OF ALL". think about it. its a remake. like red spamt. 

DummKriSSS: hey 
DummKriSSS: hey 
🔊 HELLO,░CITIZEN░░
DummKriSSS: hey bro
🔊 W▓AT 
DummKriSSS: im muggin you
🔊 G▓░▓▓▓▓░░
DummKriSSS: need to pay my child support
🔊 SIGH
🔊 GO▒AWAY
🔊 YOU'RE░NOT░FUNNY
DummKriSSS: fail rp
🔊 ▓▓▒▒▒░░░░
DummKriSSS: you there bro
🔊 GO▒AW▓▓▒▒░
DummKriSSS: fix ur mic lil bro

[TSSP: Post-Beta: DARK RP] - Spamto, Major in Any Niche

This is the "Kris, The Gamer of All Skills" replacement for my putrid and disgusting AU, "deltarune the wrong wrong puppet". You're probably still thinking about the one after it, aren't you?
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Your first name and middle initial
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𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊? 𝒜𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝑜𝓁𝒹 𝑒𝓃𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝒶𝓎 𝓉𝒶𝓍𝑒𝓈?

You: ☐ Were born before March 31, 2007
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𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓈! 𝒯𝒶𝓍 𝒹𝑜𝑒𝓈𝓃'𝓉 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓉𝑒.

15 Subtract line from 14 from line 11. If zero or less, enter -0-. This is your taxable income
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𝒥𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝑒𝓂𝓅𝓉𝓎 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝒶𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝓇𝒾𝑒𝒻𝒸𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑒 𝑜𝒻𝒻!

Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet Redux by @chomps-lmao
AU by ME

[deltarune the wrong wrong puppet] - Spantithe the Tax Collector

This is the "Yo Spamton, Want To Game? I'm Kris, That's my" replacement for my vile and gut-wretching AU, "deltarune the wrong wrong puppet]". Think about all the money you'll save!
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☐ Head of household (HOH)
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𝓖𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓱𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓼, 𝓭𝓾𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓽?

Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet Redux by @chomps-lmao
AU by ME (nobody helps me w this shit istg)

[deltarune the wrong wrong puppet] - Hey Kris, wanna pay your taxes? It's tax day! It's time to pay

the same same & other puppet continuation. who rocks? kick rocks.

ENTRY 01:
This is the “Kris$, A “Private Eye”” replacement for my AU (although meticulously pieced together in collaboration with others as all art relatively is.), “Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet”. Think about it, nobody has made an AU where "Spamt" takes the role of “Kriss (Although you may know them by Krisdollar. Not sure why they did that come to think about it...)”
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Dear, Weirdo

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME, BUT IF YOU WOULD SO KINDLY REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY COMPANY I WOULD BE GRATEFUL

> disturbed? doesn't exactly scream innocent.
> maybe persueing you would be the right move... hm...

THERE'S NO TIME! I WAS THIS ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷ CLOSE TO FINDING IT!
                            
> I didn't quite catch that. a stutter?
> the tale unfolds. what exactly ARE you looking for?

THE ꒦꒷꒦꒷- HOLD ON, WHY WOULD I EVEN CONSIDER TELLING YOU THAT?? LEAVE ME ALONE

> you're making this difficult. suppose it's time to initiate the bad cop procedure.

GO AWAY!

Shockingly, SPAMT

P.S. I'VE DONE NOTHING TO YOU
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song by: @mazbackattack!
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by @nugget-number-3 we would reference someone but we don't know where to begin.
AU by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
Wacky art by @mazbackattack using stolen assets
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"Promise" 
Definition?        In understanding of this we have 
A lie on a timer       decided to never promise anything 
                                for you cretins.

[Pg.1] Subject 99 - SPAMT™ - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

the same same & other puppet continuation. who rocks? kick rocks.

This is the “🖱️(A) Here's my deal! (B) MY DEAL IS NEAR.. (C) heeere comes my deal” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet”.
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Dear, Ca$h Dollar

I AM VERY BUSY! BUSY BUSY BUSY!

> You look pretty guilty. Someone's sweating transcripts!

LEAVE THOSE ALONE! GIVE THEM BACK!

> You're gonna have to make me, perp.
> But just know I won't be easy.

I'M GOING TO ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦  ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷  ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷  ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷  ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷  ꒦꒷꒦꒷

> Your words are getting a little smudged, So which is it, dirtbag?

Wrathfully, SPAMT

P.S. I'LL CHOP YOU TO BITS
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song by: @mazbackattack!
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by @nugget-number-3 we would reference someone but we don't know where to begin.
AU by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
Wacky art by @mazbackattack using stolen assets yet again!
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churn it out? churn it out! churn it!!!

[Pg.2] FORGET THE APPEAL Sincerely, the appeal PS. forget about it  [Deltarune: TSS&SP]

we hate you for the record.
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This is the “...” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet”. No shit, Sherlock.

Dear, Kriss Dollar

THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES 
YOU'RE JUST FOLLOWING ME
WELL, TO PUT IT SHORT, I'M WAITING FOR THE TRAFFIC TO STOP
I CAN SEE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ AHEAD OF ME SO CLEARLY
HOWEVER EVERY TIME I TRY TO CROSS OVER TO THAT SIDE
I'M STOPPED DEAD IN MY TRACKS
ETERNALLY FINDING KEYS AND PAGES TO NO LOCK OR LINAER STORY
IT'S ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ STUPID

> My my, it seems we've encountered quite the predicament.

THERE IS NO WE. SHUT UP.
SHAME ON ME FOR ASSUMING YOU WEREN'T A ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦
BIG SECRET, BLAH BLAH BLAH, INFILTRATE, THOSE OLD ENTRIES

> What could be so important to someone as eccentric as yourself?
> Perhaps a weapon of mass destruction?

STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS YOU DON'T DESERVE THE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ TO
REMEMBER, WE ARE NOT ALLIES
THERE'S NOT EVEN ANYTHING IN THIS FOR YOU
I'M ONLY ASKING YOU IN PARTICULAR BECAUSE
WELL
BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH SEARCHING DESPERATELY FOR SOMETHING

> ...?!
> I must say I am flattered by your relatability.
> Perhaps I shall consider your little errand, dear Watson.

I STILL HATE YOU

Hatefully, SPAMT

P.S. DON'T EVER CALL ME DEAR WATSON

[Pg.3] interrobang!? - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

what was ever really important to you?
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This is the “Justice Served Warm” replacement for my AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet”.
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LUCIDITY LEVEL - 30%
-------State: Drowsy
Leaning: Nightmare--

>{ Sh-tk-ta, sh-tk-ta, sh-tk-ta...}
>{ Ping! Ping! Ping! Ding! }
>{ Those are the last sounds you can remember. ]
>{ You're intrigued, but you gotta stay focused. }

>{ Crime never sleeps, and neither should you. }
>{ A prideful smirk graces your features. }
>{ Your integrity is truly unmatched. }
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song by: @mazbackattack (IT'S WRONG. IT'S ALL WRONG. ABORT.)
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
Vocals by *Meat juices drip from my lips*
The Same Same & Other Puppet by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
Wacky art by @mazbackattack using stolen assets yet again again!
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[Pg.4] Test of Integrity - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

disregard it. disregard everything you've ever known. disregard all that is to come.
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This is the “Support for this game has ended” replacement for my (AND WHEN I SAY MINE, I MEAN MY AU. DON'T SHOW A CENT TO THIS POSERS AND CON ARTISTS!) AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet”. Did you expect THIS ONE?
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Dear, Kriss

IGNORANCE IS KIND. BEHIND THE TRUTH LIES ONLY ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ PAIN
I NEVER HAD THAT IDENTITY I SO LONG ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ CRAVED FOR
WHERE DOES IT ALL COME FROM? WHERE DOES IT ALL GO?
꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ LIFE, KRISS. WHERE DOES IT GO? ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦

> Quite peculiar. You seem to have formed into something strange.
> I'm not one for solving the mysteries of life. My area of expertise are in the deceased.
> *COUGH COUGH*

I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT WAS WHERE THE MEMORIES CAME FROM
BUT MAYBE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ JUST MAYBE THEY WERE INSTILLED FOR ANOTHER PURPOSE
THIS IS MY OBJECTIVE, KRISS ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦
I DO WHAT I WAS NEVER ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ MEANT TO DO
I ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ KILL ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ INDISCRIMINATELY

> I can't- *COUGH* breath-

꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ YOU WILL BREATH NO LONGER
EVERY ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ MOLECULE OF OXYGEN IS FORFEIT TOWARDS ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ SUSTAINING MYSELF
I AM A ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ STAR. A REAL ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ STAR

> Hah- *COUGH* A REAL detective doesn't- *COUGH*
> DOESN'T need air to fight...
> a TRUE battle is won in the mind!

THEN I WILL DESTROY THAT AS WELL
BRACE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ YOURSELF ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦
"CA$H DOLLAR" ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ GOD WHAT A CORNY PSEUDONYM

Ultimately, SPAMT

P.S. WE'RE IN FOR A LONG NIGHT
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Our SEE THE APPEAL may be half as appealing as SEE THE APPEAL itself

[Pg.??] All Due Credit To Their Respective Names  - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

🔊 REMEMBER, DUMMKOPF.
🔊 I DON'T GIVE OUT NO MEAL.

based on and inspired by the works of blah blah i didnt make the bigshot so i dont know
-rejona

Please grow up. All of you. Some of you are fully grown adults coming here to shit on a singular teenager for either some edgy shit she's said in the past or some blatant misinformation Pig's spreading through his 24th utsc drama google doc. You're entitled to your opinion, but please understand that no opinion is important. Going onto a song just because Rejona's on it and saying "no I fucking had it with rejona's gaul to make content after I proved my disdain for her!" is obsessive, pointless, and irritating. You're allowed to not like her! Asking everybody to like someone is unrealistic no matter who the person is. But there's liking someone and then there's being respectful. Keep your personal grudges personal. Try to act normal for once. Please and thank you.
-maz

[TSSP: Post-Beta: DARK RP] - NO 𓅓𓅂𓄿𓃭

Dear, Kriss

WATCH AS ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ SLOWLY BEING KILLED
STARE INTO ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ STARE INTO ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ I REALLY AM
NOBODY KNEW ME ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ THIS AND THEY ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ MOCKED ME

Infinitely, SPAMT

P.S. BEG AND BARTER SHAME THE MARTYR
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Track made by @mazbackattack in his ENDLESSLY PUTRID EMPIRE and the vocals once again by @nugget-number-3 WHO I WILL FRY IN HOT GREASE and emotional support from @jalapino-colada.
This, and many other songs in the soundtrack inspired by https://soundcloud.com/user-440952352-265587218/unfinished-jevil-chaos-king DROP HIM OFF A CLIFF.

I could write on for pages and pages about the community but I will refrain.
No links. (None ever.)

AFTER A LONG AND HARD FOUGHT BATTLE AGAINST MOTIVATION, SCHEDULING, AND A HANDFUL OF EVERYTHING ELSE, WE FINALLY MADE IT. DO NOT CHEER. WE'RE FINISHED HERE. DIE IN A HOLE AND WALLOW IN YOUR SHIT.

but fr tho fuck being in character all of these descriptions have been incredibly mean for no reason. I'm sorry you had to sit through all of that. Truth be told I'm proud. Proud of everything that went into this thing. This is the first puppet I didn't feel instinctually obligated to finish. I kinda just did what I did and had fun doing it. Thank you to Jal and Nugs for providing feedback alongside their pre-established contributions. I'd also like to thank @user-302593990 for listening to my ideas, and helping with the initial conceptualization. Is there a good maz puppet that isn't also a zed puppet? idk maybe. bye.

[Pg. 6] WANNA GET 被杀 (Tonight?) - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

E͙X͙E͙C͙U͙T͙I͙O͙N͙
of: THE ROYAL FAMILY
XX/XX/XXXX

"Eurgh- FIVE MORE YEARS, I'M BEGGIN' YA-! HM?"

E͙X͙E͙C͙U͙T͙I͙O͙N͙
of: THE KING
XX/XX/XXXX

"BAHOHO-! DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE SENT A COUPLE 'A SLAVES TODAY! THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL! SIMPLY WONDERFUL, I TELL 'YA!"

< What a horrible thing. Slaves? As though we're not slaves to our own unfortunate happenstance.
< I want to kill him.

E͙X͙E͙C͙U͙T͙I͙O͙N͙
of: THE QUEEN
XX/XX/XXXX

"KILL ME? HOHO-! YOU'RE DUMBER THAN YOU LOOK, 'YA RAT! IF I WAS GONNA DIE I'D'A DONE IT A LOOOONG TIME AGO!"

E͙X͙E͙C͙U͙T͙I͙O͙N͙
of: THE HEIR
XX/XX/XXXX

"IT'S STUPID TO KILL MY OWN SLAVES, BUT WHAT THE HELL! WE'RE BURNIN' DAYLIGHT MIGHT AS WELL BURN A COUPLE'A LOST FOOLS!"

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This is the "Stone Age" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same same & SAMETy Puppet"
E͙X͙E͙C͙U͙T͙I͙O͙N͙
of: @mazbackattack
inspired by balls

BTW I don't think bowser man wrote anywhere that his name is Myrlith BECAUSE WE DO NOT AFFILIATE WITH TYRANTS.

[Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet Bonus] MDCCI

I laughed the other day.
They said the world was dead.
I screamed,『GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD』!
Then laid my stupid head.

HALF OF THESE PEOPLE DIDN'T MAKE THIS SONG .
I MADE THIS ALL. IT'S MINE.
@jalapino-colada THANK YOU FOR VOICING THE MAN THE MYRLITH THE LEGEND.
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E͙X͙E͙C͙U͙T͙I͙O͙N͙
of: THE HEROES
XX/XX/XXXX

"TERROR AND ILLUSION. THE STRINGS THAT THEY USED WHEN THEY HUNG THE WORLD."

HUNG THE WORLD - [Deltarune; The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

// Ca$h Dollar, vas id? Ze Master told me aboud your existence in tis vorld.

> Aha, look at that, Sauron. The terrorist knows my name. My reputation truly exceeds me!

// Zjut your mout. Ven ve vound your "associate" her belongings vere covered in your vusiness cards.

// I'd like to poind oud zat you charge vay too muj for your zervices.

// Typical greedy vone percenter.

// How do you eat your dinner every night vithout vomiting?

> Well, it quite depends actually. If it's a Filet Minogn I gravitate towards a light buttered roll to pair with it, though with Beef Wellington I like to use an herb reduction. My guiltiest of pleasures.

// I said zjut up. Zis is te behavior zat has convinced me to kill you. 

> Hm? Too bougie? Well I suppose from time to time I like to dip my toes into the vast array of poor people food. Have you ever eaten a "Hot" "Dog"?

// Zat is not my point! You are inzufferable to deal wif and greedy to boot. You make me zick to my ztomak!

> No, no. Seriously! "Hot" "Dog"s are my specialty now! I tried one the other day!

> Sweet, sweet "Hot" "Dog"s. With "Catsup" and a "Ground Mustard Seed and Vinegar Topping".

> I cooked some on my grillmaster the other day!

// Enough nonsense. I've had enough of you calling zem "Hot" "Dog"s like zey are zome kind of foreign word to you. Vere is you humility?

> ...

> So you HAVE heard of them!

// YOU ARE VASTING MY TIME! The machine has granted me ze platform to zpread my ideals across oceans.

< Are not all of humanity's rotten ideals evil?

> Toss me my pills, Sauron. Time to teach this "Hot" "Shot" some manners.

// ENOUGH.

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This REPLACES THE FUCK OUT OF "plight of the starving artists 😭" for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet"
It is a smart race for Tux as Mikel (Tucker)
song by @mazbackattack

NOTHING EVER CHANGES.

DENTED ⚡ DJENT - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

This is the "Marlon" replacement.
song by @mazbackattack
sampled vocals by: town and cityrine

< The fly descends onto the corpse to feed from it's decaying flesh.
< What brings you here at 3 in the morning?

> Why, I'm glad you asked my grotesque acquaintance!
> I would like to see your stock, thank you very much.

< Your words failures. The world has beaten and bruised my body more than your rotten tongue can.
< It is against policy to let you through. I would lose my job as an ant separate from the colony.
< Yearning for death.

> You're quite depressing! How about I sweeten the deal?

< Precious money. A symbol of greed and power among those undeserving.
< Disgusting you are yet disgusting I am in addendum.
< We are like one. Perpetuating the cycle of cruelty onto an undeserving world.

> ...It appears your hazardous waste bin is overflowing.
> And there's blood all over the floor. Shouldn't you clean that up?
> That should be my next case. How could such a klutz get a job like this?

< Such shameful behavior to mock those who's mercy you were at not only 5 minutes ago.
< I was going to take it out eventually.

> Eventually?
> You should've taken it out five eventualies ago!
> I could prick myself on one of these needles and end up right back here!
> By which I mean as a corpse.

< Such rudeness. Could you be spawn of the devil himse-

> Not now, ...Sauron? God, your handwriting is obnoxious.
> Your clumsy mistakes and awful nametag mixed with your prudence has given me quite the stomach ache!
> A couple antacids should do the trick...

< A mistake you have made. Your hubris is your downfall.

> What? *chewing* You think because I don't respect you I'm in direct firing range of *chewing* karma?
> I chew my pills by the way. *chewing* You're delusional! I've done nothing but good for this worl-
> world...

< Those are powerful sedatives. You took way too many.
< At best you will sleep until tomorrow afternoon.
< At worst...

> ...
> ...
> ... *snore*

[Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet Bonus] Sauron

WHILE YOU'RE HERE PLI know why people hate you. You're a piece of shit and do nothing but poison.
@top_backdoor

This is the MURDER ON THIS VERY DATE/Our Broken Reputations replacement for my [icltspmoasfsybau] ahh u “Deltarune the Same Same & SAMETY Puppet” Think! nobody has ever made a Krisdollar continuation THAT COMPLETELY OUTLASTED EVERY LAST ONE OF IT'S RIVALS OLE LUKOJE, HEISENBURG, AND ESPECIALLY THAT GOD DAMN DOG WITH THE STUPID LONG FACE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU GOT SLAUGHTERED TO THE BITTER END AND I COULDN'T BE MORE HAPPY TRULY THERE WAS NEVER ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE TWO OF US AND I WILL CONTINUE TO OUTSHINE YOU IN ALL THAT YOU DO thank you for playing the Electric Food route.

DEAR, SICKO

IT'S SO M꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ꒦꒷꒦N WATCHING YOU SIT THERE AND CRY AS I DERAIL ALL ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦  YOU WORKED TOWARDS. IT'S CATHARTIC! YOU ꒦꒷꒦꒷ NOTHING BUT STICK YOUR NOSE WHERE IT ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ꒦꒷ BE AND NOW ONE OF YOUR ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ꒦꒷ WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. DIE!

> You're just an ant beneath my feet... Seeping out of it's hill in a forest of illusion! You've already died you fool!

<!> You'd die... to ants...?
<!> I was wrong about you...
<!> "CA$H DOLLAR"...

Song by @mazbackattack
Art of Spamt™, Ca$h Dollar, and Chelle "Not popular enough for a nickname" Chellaburger by @rejona
THUMBNAIL BY ?

We combined both songs out of laziness or perhaps genius? You will never know. @marshmellowyum commission Ziy to make more Kris$ megalo clamours.

WRONG TIME, RIGHT PLACE - [[Deltarune; The Same Same & Samety Puppet Extra]]

Shout out to my bitch THE EGYPTIAN EAGLE, owner of TSS&SP. I OWE HER SO MUCH MONEY THAT WE MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER SONG. 🙏

Dear Kriss,

The binding chains of nihilism have melted. I am my own purpose separate from you or any other god. Let the record show that I tried to save you. I don't 『WANNA GET KILLED』so I press forward. The lone bee separated from the hive and sure to die. I may as well take you down with my final penetration. Are you ready, Kriss? It appears you chose the wrong time to be in this wretched place.

P.S. Slit by the hands and buried alive in the backyard. I'm the man who killed your mother.

Wanna Get 被杀 (Tomorrow?) [The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

DEAR CA$H DOLLAR,

YOU KNOW, THE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ꒦꒷ MAULING OF MY ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ꒦꒷ BODY BY THIS ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ꒦꒷ CAR IS RYTHMICALLY INDUCING QUITE THE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ꒦꒷ PERCUSSIVE RHYTHM. MY ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ꒦꒷ ARE IN SHAMBLES BUT WHAT NOW, MX. BIG TIME GAMBLER?

we very obviously changed the thumbnail lmao

Stew - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

This is the "HATESTRICKEN" replacement (WE LIED TO YOU) for our super awesome and cool AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet, featuring 'Subject 99'". I MISS SYSTEM FAILURE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE ALWAYS DIMINISHING MY WORK. FUCK YOU BELSON.

I WOULDN'T TELL YOU EVEN IF THE PLOT WAS CA$H DOLLAR USING DRUGS TO SHUTDOWN SPAMT'S ABILITY TO BREATH.
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DEAR, LEECH

YOU... THINK ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ OXYGEN DEPRAVATION'S  ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦  KILL ME? IT'S...  ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦  ANNOYING, BUT I'VE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦  SO FAR. TO DESTROY ALL THINGS IS MY  ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦  CALLING YOU'LL JUST NEVER UNDERSTAND. WILL YOU JUST STAY STILL ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ?!

> It appears we're both in check.
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ART by @flardenal ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺
SONG by ME
TSS&SP by ME OR US WE'RE ALL JUST MONSTERS AT THE END OF IT.
Song based on works by @jamangar (Deadringer), @lidkas_plus (Confined), www.youtube.com/@RealBlueShroom (Blocklist), @mazbackattack (Archive Buster), @kagecake (Mealdealer), and @ziyproject (Hatestricken)

Name of the song by ME
THERE WAS A TIME WHERE WE DIDN'T feel good BUT WE whipped it into shape

CONSIDER THIS A SIGN. GO FORTH. BEGIN. CREATE. FORTIFY YOUR WILL INTO THE NEXT STAGE OF THE ENDLESS CYCLE. PERPETUATE OUR SUFFERINGS SO WE MAY ONE DAY END UP RIGHT WHERE WE STAND.

COLDCASEN - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

This is most probably a replacement to "The FOOl'S CANCER" for my au The Same Same & Samety Puppet. WE PIONEERED NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
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4 problem on our hands, boss.

< It appears we tried our best, but hope be damned.
< We were doomed to drown in a sea of swarming darkness.

> You could at least TRY to be helpful!

4 there's only one of 'em. robot, boss.

> Ah, well that's a relief!
> Technology hasn't advanced far enough to cause TOO MUCH of a threat to us.
> ...Besides those adorable little japanese soft serve machines... yum...

☻ It's... a bit bigger than that!

4 It's a little bigger, boss.

< Bystanders call it cowardice, but the ones who take action call it the solution.
< Ironic, isn't it?

☻ Mein creations are programmed to attack what they don't recognize!
☻ I can't deactivate them now that you're already here!

< Why does the lion tamer hide behind it's lions?
< Furthermore behind a frog?

☻ I... don't get out much. They don't recognize me either! One wrong move and they'll-

> It appears our little friend has- Sauron, put that down. left us for a little flight!
> Fear not, CA$H DOLLAR is ON THE CASE!
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song by me THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON. I LOVE IT HERE.
art by ME AGAIN. I DON'T NEED HELP. I NEED REFERENCE.
special thanks to ME for the ralsei replacement design
special thanks to ME for the obr/amotvd TRANSCRIPTION
special thanks to ME for DOWNLOADING POISON BY BELL BIV DEVOE TO SAMPLE FOR THIS SONG

Rude Buster by toby fox
The FOOL'S CANCER by @ziyproject
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You are about to step foot into a world uncharted, unmarked, and ridden with fear and confusion. What happens from here on out is not our responsibility. May your expectations be shot down, or happily risen to the plateau.

JUSTICE, the PUNCHLINE - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

This is the "August 12th 2036: The Heat Death of the Universe" replacement for the au "the same same & samety puppet"

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> Great, scott! I've done it! I've located the secret to eternal life!
> Let's see... All it says here is to-

⟵ Nothing EVER happens. I can't TAKE IT anymore!

⟶ Just as bored as I am. No new breakthroughs, no monsters.

⟵ The Wokizen infiltration was cool for a time!

⟶ But they're just bumbling idiots. They don't even know how to cheat death.

> Ugh! Forget it! I-

⟵ That's rude.

⟶ That's rude.

⟵ We want stuff to happen. That's not too much to ask.

⟶ What happened to war? What happened to famine?
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the same same & other puppet by @ziyproject
Toby fox by April 2012
This is    coo l.

did you know 1981 was the year that - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

>{Crash! Shlk-k-k-k-kee!}
>{You shattered the screen.}

(A) [Apologetic]
(B) [Passive Aggressive]
🖱️(C) [Deflective]

> Deary me! Look what you've made me do!
> You cruel, cruel beast! Making me break things like an animal!

4 you did that on your own, boss

> I- Well, yes! But I wouldn't have done it if you- If you-
> Sauron! Make this awful, AWFUL THING apologize!

< Are not the both of us awful, awful things?
< Be more specific.

☻ W-WOKIZENS?
☻ SCATTER! IMMEDIATELY!

< Quite the fall he took. From where could he have fallen?
< Or to where could we fall next?

☻ Geugh- Th-there ist no time!
☻ Mein monsters! They're COMING!

4 he's telling the truth, boss. i can hear them.

> We're in a walled off courtyard! We'll be perfectly fine!

4 boss, these walls are thinner than you think.
4 they're mostly fo sho, boss. (as in for show. they're not authentic, boss)
4 and that's fo rizzle.

> These brown bricks?
>{Crrk- CRRK- BOOM!}

☻ Mein CRAP!

song by ME
thumbnail art by ME AND I'M NOT SORRY

[TSS&P] Rhapsody to Meager Bon (alas his band won't play it for him)

KEEP THAT IN MIND.
I DESIGNED THIS RHYME.
TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME THAT
This is the replacement to: LEAVE YOUR BODY (AND SOUL) AT THE DOOR
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⌨ Excellent, buddy. Manual says the full thing's installed!
⌨ You can do whatever you please now! Except...
⌨ OK, maybe we got a little more here...
⌨ It says here to fully control your reality, you gotta snuff out the conscious of...
⌨ TWO Wokizens!
⌨ Then we'll bypass the realm of sleepin' and walkin'...
⌨ Blah, blah, blah... Code, code, code... Jpeg, jpeg, jpeg...
⌨ Voila! We're IN!
⌨ Now where're we gonna find that?
⌨ ...
⌨ They're right behind me, ain't they?
// Yez, Ca$h Dollar, Sauron, and zeir idious frog createur.
⌨ Perfect! I say perfect! (Don't tell nobody I said that though)
⌨ You got this, Tucker! Make me proud, ya little-
// Zjut up.
⌨ ok...
// Zrough ze mazjine I've found my truest potenzjial
// Not to conquir and deztroy, but...
// To REBUILD zis vorld to be more zan it evir vas.
// Ve vill all zee my dream. I vill make zure of it.
// All dreamers vill be lucid vor my utopia.
// Even vithout drugs.
⌨ You tell 'em, Tucky!
// Just man ze devense, you imbecile.
⌨ Right on it, Tucky!
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Art by @superhotcolin
Song by ME
Thumbnail by @superhotcolin
British people Cool😃
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The name is a lyric from the song "In The End" since BELSON subscribes to the Killer Queen theory. (Haha!)
I hope all of you have trouble comprehending Tucker's Engineerian accent.
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This one is dedicated to Ramon Lopez and Jesse Hernandez for making the visual masterpiece that is The Nutshack. We will always love you no matter what.

IT STARTS (and ends) WITH WAR [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

This is the "NEW CARTOON MEMORY UNLOCKED !!!" replacement for The Same Same & Samety Fucker blah blah blah! hey, this song has TWO dialogues so why are you wasting your time reading the HEADING? pick up a basketball, nerd.

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4 these worlds aren't made of the same oxygen and silicon as your world.
4 we're a thin rapidly decaying yet perpetual external dimension.
4 they see, they think, they dream.
4 that's the duty the wokizens have upheld for eons.
4 those ideas shape our world like atoms shape yours.
4 weightless, massless ideas.
4 when its all said and done thats what we are, boss.
4 the second you wake up, our world is gone
4 your chill sanctuary with all your homeslices?
4 a mere impression to the atoms of your incorporeal mind

< ...
< How... meaningless...
< I understand your pain, yet it is much to carry....

4 hang on, boss. it ain't like that.

> Precisely! Fo Rizzle is subservient to us and hardly exists!
> His feelings don't matter nearly as much as you're making them out to!

4 ... yea boss.
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<!> "Patient D-99, Tucker..."
<!> "Cause of Death: Drug Overdose"
<!> Come on, Chelle... You knew it didn't happen...
<!> It was drugs! Same kind you see circulating every day...
<!> ...But...
<!> It felt so real... I saw the look in his eyes and...
<!> Damn it, Chelle! You're being a coward again!
<!> ...Even if it was real, which it WASN'T...
<!> Kriss said... that he was a bad guy...
<!> My migraine's getting worse...
<!> Sauron can cover for me when he gets here.
<!> I'm... sure I'll be alright...
<!> ...
<!> Haha... I can still feel it's teeth digging...
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Chelle's Design is based on a design concept drawn by @plabet for his original au "Deltarune: The Same Same & Other Puppet" which is, believe it or not, not done yet.

Head Trauma ~ It's all in your Head [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

This is the "Digital Entropy 👁️ 'Devil's Leftovers' (aka: lean to give up)" replacement for my ancient fuckin AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet".

<.Your disc was destroyed.>
<.Consider your trauma and the distances you've traveled to avoid it.>
<.You don't feel better, but you don't feel obligated to anymore.>
<.Insert another disc?>

➪ "The ALPHA DISC"
➫ "The BETA DISC"
➪ "The GAMMA DISC"
➬ "The DELTA DISC"
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Song by ME

I'm still the only guy writing these. Oh well.

I'm honestly surprised this AU is still so fun to work for. I've made many other puppets with much more ambition behind them, but ultimately they weren't very good. That's not a beautiful sentiment by any means. I'm just an inconsistent artist lmao.

Though I will say that this community is a disease. Not really a good disease but not really a bad one either. I can't just say "I'll never get sick again". Eventually I WILL have an idea after putting so much time into brainstorming something like this. It's just instinct. Now I can't speak for myself 10 years from now. I'll eventually grow bored and make other things. Other things I may even be more proud of than what I have now. That's life, but at least I'll be able to look back on it and say "Damn, I had fun making this shit?"

Keep the pipes flowing and shit. I don't really care. But as a little word of advice that this community desperately needs, don't underestimate passion. Passion's what makes art good. Not just puppets or aus but literally anything. Make something you're willing to learn skills for. Something you're willing to rack your brain over for hours on end. You're not going to be on par with your muses but who cares? You're young. You'll learn. If you follow that advice I'll be able to drop a full scale monologue abt the puppey pipeline without silently shaking my head in disapproval.

All this to say LMAOOOO TSS&OP NEVER ENDING BRAH 😹😹😹

Scratchy's Fileroom // THE DISC COULD NOT BE READ so live with it (Ft. The Victims)

This is the "bonetrousle" replacement for my au, BONJOUR, The Same Same & Samety Puppet! was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

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๑ï ✉ Snail Mail ! ~♫ It's Snail Mail ! ~♫
๑ï ✉ Je me demande de qui ça vient ! ~♫

๑ï ⌕ ✉ To: Ca$h Dollar, Sauron, and Fo Rizzle.

THEY TOLD ME I COULD RETIRE IF I KEPT HIM AWAY!
I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE, BUT NO!
ALL YOU'VE DONE IS BRING ME PAIN, DISCOMFORT,
AND SOME WEIRD ROMANTIC TENSION. ~~๑ï

< Could I be yet more disgusting to proclaim I foresaw this?

4 nope boss

> How... COULD you! After all I've done for us!
> Fine then...
> It seems you so unfairly betrayed my love,
> But if all's fair in love and war then I choose WAR!

๑ï ✉ Snail Mail ! ~♫ It's Snail Mail ! ~♫
๑ï ✉ Je me demande de qui ça vient ! ~♫

๑ï ⌕ ✉ To: Ca$h Dollar

FINE. ROLL THE CAMERAS!
I'LL MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF YOU YET, CA$H DOLLAR! ~~๑ï

๑ï ✉ Snail Mail ! ~♫ It's Snail Mail ! ~♫
๑ï ✉ Nous savons de qui ça vient ! ~♫

BONJOUR, TENNITO! - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

Ran ran ru!
Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
I TRY TO LEAVE YOU BEHIND BUT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. MY TEARS WILL REMAIN LOCKED BEHIND MY ROTTEN EYES OUT OF SPITE FOR YOU WHO PREY ON THEM.  HereLiesTheEternalPenis
...  ...  ...

This is the "(🔍UNIVERSE: PIZZA ᴿˢˢ | ᴱˢᵖᵃñᵒˡ)" replacement for my WE'RE ALL UTTERLY PATHETIC AU, "Deltarune: The Same same & SAMETY Puppet". Think about it, we work and grind at the burning hot anvil to create what we don't have. Are we to blame?

--PERMISSION GRANTED--

☻<" Yowza! THE GACHAPOND needs your help! "
☻<" The people of THE GACHAPOND are running out of TOYS! "
[Work Station] [Production Line] [Delivery Bike]
☻<" CUSTOMERS will ask you for different types of TOYS! "
☻<" It'll say it on their TICKET! Make sure you read them carefully! "
☻<" BUT don't take TOO long, otherwise they'll get bored and leave! "
☻<" Now you're getting the hang of it!  Good luck! You're a NATURAL! "

--INCOMING--

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Song by ME
Words by ME

--💊GACHAPOND [PLAY NOW] >-- [TSS&P]

>{ The RAINBOOTS melted off of your feet. Bravo! }

"https://www.gachapond.net/play/id#2012"
Play our 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭
 games ..  . .



--💊Lecture of Dishonesty-- [TSS&P]

☻<" BUT YOU REALLY DIDN'T LIKE THEM, DID YOU? "
☻<" TOYS, FRIENDS, GAMES... "
☻<" WE ASSOCIATE THEM WITH THE PROSPECT OF FUN, BUT... "
☻<" IT'S DEEPER THAN THAT, ISN'T IT? "
☻<" ISN'T IT, KRISS? "
☻<" H☺H☺H☺H☺H☺...."
☻<" I USED TO BE LIKE YOU. "
☻<" I SOLD MYSELF TO MY WORK TO CREATE SOMETHING. "
☻<" SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL THAT COULD FILL THE VOID LEFT IN ME. "
☻<" YOU FEEL THE SAME? "
☻<" DON'T SAY NO. YOU CAN'T SAY NO, CAN YOU? "
☻<" H☺H☺.. "
☻<" EVEN THOUGH I HAD SOLD MYSELF... "
☻<" EVENTUALLY, I BOUGHT IT BACK. ONLY I WAS DISFIGURED BEYOND RECOGNITION."
☻<" HARD WORK DOES PAY OFF THOUGH. "
☻<" I LEARNED HOW TO HAVE FUN. "
☻<" THAT'S WHEN I DISCOVERED THESE prying eyes. "

☻<" OH, KRISS... H☺H☺.. "
☻<" YOU CAN'T LOOK AWAY FROM ME LIKE THAT. "
☻<" I'M WITHIN. BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE. "
☻<" IF YOU CAN END THIS TORMENTING FUN... "
☻<" I WILL OPEN YOUR EYES. "

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