Sometimes love can be a confusing thing. Especially when it comes to movie stars...

G.F.J.D.

A song about falling in love with a hipster, and why no good can ever come of it. 

Hipster Girl

Things You Wouldnt Do

The Suicidal Cat Song

A song about why it would suck to be a vegetarian zombie.

Quorn of the Dead

A completely true story about the time I went to the North Pole, met a polar bear, and engaged in him the time-honoured tradition of playing hide and seek.

Playing Hide & Seek With Polar Bears

Sure, it looks fun. But when you think about it, life's not all that great for Bruce Wayne. And here's a song explaining why. 

It Must Suck To Be Bruce Wayne

A heart-wrenching tale about two star-crossed lovers, one of whom happens to be imaginary. What could possibly go wrong?

Imaginary Girlfriend

Everyone knows it's rubbish when your hamster dies. But when he won't stay dead, it can be a living hell...

Zombie Hamster

The true story of when you're forced into a social situation, spend the whole day feeling awkward, then spend the rest of your life reliving the trauma. 

I Don't Like Weddings

A song I wrote about a true American hero, Stone Cold Steve Austin. I grew up watching him, and he basically taught me how to be a man. From what I can tell, it involves drinking lots of beer, and assaulting your boss. Oh heck yeah.

The Ballad of Stone Cold Steve Austin

Surrealist comedy folk ditties on a tiny guitar, touching on subjects such as his suicidal cat, ill-fated hipster romance, and the troubles of being a vegetarian in a zombie apocalypse. 

Influences include Kimya Dawson, Adam Green, Jeffrey Lewis and Beans on Toast.

bad mother folker

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