Sherlock

With the new series of Sherlock comes new Shrock. And whatever happens in His Last Vow I will always love Mary.

lyrics:

So here we are, on the big day, 
the three of us. 
And I know that you wish us 
all the happiness in the world. 

CHORUS: 
The thing is 
you and I both love John. 
The thing is 
I would never try to drive you apart. 
The thing is 
there have always been 
three people in this relationship. 

I know you think he makes you 
a better person, 
and while that's certainly true I'm sure you've 
always been more than you know. 

CHORUS 

Bridge: 
And I should probably be jealous 
that my husband's in love with another man. 
But the more time I spend with you 
the more I understand. 

CHORUS 

So don't be scared of what's to come, 
together we'll get through it, 
together we'll get through it, 
we'll get through it.

The Thing Is

This is the original song She by youtube Dodie Clark, aka doddleoddle. 
(no speaking)

She - Dodie Clark

Corpse Roads - Keaton Henson

Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's

Doctor Who - Series 1 & 2 - The Original TV Soundtrack! Get it on iTunes!


The Doctor's Theme

[clenches fist and whispers] for johann
hey guys, this is live on itunes/apple music as of now! should be on spotify, google play etc starting in the next couple of days :)

video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeFGfulFWPY
original track here: https://soundcloud.com/griffinmcelroy/voidfish-duet?in=griffinmcelroy/sets/the-adventure-zone-ost
my bandcamp: http://rachelrosemitchell.bandcamp.com
also hey i'm not used to soundcloud lmao

Voidfish (Plural)

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Because. I can't help myself, okay?
When I get sad I imagine Sherlock Holmes as a retired crabby old gentleman in Sussex cooing to his bees and yelling at his neighbors before airing all their dirty laundry and almost blowing up his cottage because EXPERIMENTS and Watson visiting him and being like "Dude, what?" and then they have tea and Sherlock hints that John must be lonely all by himself in a house that reminds him of his dead wife and isn't the practice taxing maybe he should relax in that armchair in his house FOREVER and then Watson shakes his head and puts on his hat and promises to visit again the next day.

(And eventually moves in with him. Though that didn't happen in the books. I don't care. THEY ARE CRABBY OLD GENTLEMEN CACKLING TOGETHER AS THEY HOBBLE AWAY FROM THE VILLAGE MARKET HAVING SOLVED SOME MYSTERY BEFORE SOME MORE INCOMPETENT POLICE OFFICERS AND GOING HOME FOR TEA AND HONEY AFTERWARDS. OKAY? OKAY.)

LYRICS:

Oh I know one day that we’ll have to pay the fees
For our crazy life of danger; it’s what science decrees
They’ll tell us to slow down and take our pills
But if there’s any two to tempt Fate, us two will
Why not retire with me, my friend, I can keep bees

All your friends will have wrinkles on their cheeks
And all my old enemies shaking loose as leaves
And we’ll run we’ll run as far as fast as we can but
We might not have the legs to catch the man
But retire with me my friend, the running won’t cease

CHORUS
Oh, oh oh
Let’s keep bees
In a little cottage
In the middle of the trees
But near enough to the city that we can
Still bring those criminals to their knees
Oh oh oh
Let’s keep bees

I can see it all quite clearly
You, in a wicker armchair
Watching the sea
While I go sprawling on my hands and knees
Trying hard as ever to never please
Oh retire with me my friend, I won’t make fun if you wheeze

CHORUS

Oh I know we’re already growing old
You, with your aching shoulder
Me, constantly cold
So forgive me for mentioning it a bit too soon
But I’d love to spend the rest of my days with you
Retire with me my friend, we’ll howl at the moon
Oh retire with me my friend, and retire soon

Let's Keep Bees

Doctor Who's I Am the Doctor. Sheet music can be found at http://www.musicianspage.com/musicians/8565/sheetmusicalbum/26/

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If you have any suggestions/comments about this song or what song I should do next please let me know!

Kski

I Am the Doctor

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So credit to this goes entirely to Kaitlin (missingmymind), because she's the one who wrote it and I had a laugh reading it and said I'd sing it and she gave the go ahead and this was fun except when I was sick and kept disturbing my dorm-mates because I kept singing it.
BUT OVERALL IT WAS SUPERFUN.
So this is the embarrassing parody of a popular pop song turned Shrock for 'A Bit Not Good,' which ends the compilation. (Four compilations! 32 Shrock songs! That's... a lot...)

So without further ado.

LYRICS: (By missingmymind! Plus some mild switch-up via yours truly.)

Hey Watson won’t you look my way
I can be your new addiction
hey Watson what you got to say
on your brothers sad affliction
I’m a lonely consulting detective who needs a friend
I’ve found out that
everybody talks
everybody talks
everybody talks

CHORUS
it started with a whisper
when he became my blogger
moved right into Baker Street
I can hear the chit-chat
John and I just laugh
at how stupid people can be
when everybody talks back

hey Watson you could be my drug
you could be my new prescription
too much, get me an overdose
I’m so bored, the wall gets bullets
oh my my
shit
everybody talks
everybody talks
everybody talks
too much

CHORUS

Never thought I’d live to see the day
when everybody’s words got in the way
hey Watson, Moriarty’s here
all I’ve given you is fiction
hey Watson now I have to fall

CHORUS
it started with a whisper
when Moriarty talked the kid’s book
had tea right there in Baker Street
You will hear the chit-chat
John please just laugh
I have one more trick up my sleeve
and everybody talks back

everybody talks
everybody talks
everybody talks
back

Everybody Talks (About Sherlock) - Neon Trees Parody

http://www.mediafire.com/?chs16wawir2dc7c (DOWNLOAD LINK!)

So NotDarkYet (http://oneoftheexactsciences.tumblr.com/, or http://soundcloud.com/notdarkyet) came to me with ideas and guitar chords in her magical pocket and we collaborated on this song. It's complete domesticity and Sherlock-and-John bickering, which was really fun to write: I wrote all of Sherlock's parts, and she John's. She came up with the basic melody, and I the chorus, and then we fiddled around and viola! Enjoy!

Also in terms of compilations (cause I like to keep my Shrock songs tidy, I guess), this is the first on the new one called 'Oh God, Yes.' Just for reference. :)

LYRICS:

J: There’s never any milk in the fridge
and no beans and no toast
and if there’s tea
it’s probably contaminated with Sulphide.

But being out of milk is not even the worst thing
cause you play your bloody violin in the middle of the night

When I need the sleep cause I have to be
in the surgery at 6
and Sarah will kill me
if I fall asleep at work one more time.

S: I don’t even sleep I don’t understand
How in just one moment when I turn my back
My chemicals are down the sink
And the livers in the trash
 
And if my mind is a finely tuned machine
It’s no wonder milk keeps slipping out of it
 
You’re always going to the pub when I need you here
And staying around when I want you gone
You need to replace your crappy phone
And stop complaining about what I’ve done wrong
 
CHORUS
J: You always do less than your share of things to do
Why do I put up with this, living with
You?
 
S: You’re so stuck in the mundane you can’t even move
Why do I put up with this, living with
You?

J: You know it’s your turn to do the dishes
and it’s been for the last three weeks. 
and, christ, what is that head
still doing in the fridge?
 
And I can’t even bring my girlfriends home
cause you are always rude to them and I’m single again faster than I can blink.
 
And no, I won’t send another text for you
and I won’t hand you that bloody phone
you can find someone else to pass you a pen
if I catch you with my laptop once again.


S: The dishes are boring, cleaning's boring
You're always asking me to do things that are dull
And when life gets exciting again
You say you want to watch crap telly instead

But I know that's not right because your hands doesn't tremble any more
And your leg is doing fine

Stop irritating me about the solar system
Or pointing out my lack of care
If you're so concerned about it
Why do you still live here?

CHORUS

S: Stop letting Mycroft in the flat
He's annoying and ruthless and getting fat
Fatter than he was anyway
By the way, he's still convinced we're gay

(While John goes)
Its manners to let Mycroft into the flat
It'd probably be easier if you didn't call him fat
He's not as fat as he was anyway
Does he still think we're gay?

J: But nothing ever happened to me before you came around
And I don’t think I can go back now

S: Cause you may be annoying and you may be dull
J: And you may be a mess and talk too much to your skull
S: But there’s not much that I can guarantee
Other than bored you and I will never be

J: You're a brilliant madman, the best I ever knew
That's why I put up with this
Living with you

S: You're my best friend, my only friend, it's true
That's why I put up with this
Living with you

You're my best friend, my only friend, it's true
S + J: That's why I put up with this
Living with you

Living With You (with NotDarkYet)

DOWNLOAD LINK: http://www.mediafire.com/?t58kk27p22fra83

So remember when people asked for MorMor?

Yeah, well. How about some super depressing one-sided post-Reichenbach MorMor?

LYRICS:
Good night, sleep well
Hope it’s not boring in Hell
I remember your sofa and the way it meant nothing
To you why would it mean a damn thing to me at all

What did you think I would do?
Something big and drastic, like a fool?

Did you expect me to

CHORUS
Cry?
Or die?
The lies
That you told me are the reason I survive

I was never lost
So don’t you dare say you found me
I kissed you I tasted
The blood in my mouth
I said let’s get away
I bet there’s other games to play
You slapped me across the face
Said there’s no one else
Like him

And I’m not him
Bizarre or brilliant or worth your time

I bet you wanted me to

CHORUS

At least call me by my name when you fuck me over
At least Sherlock’s life is over
At least I’m still a one-man show
And you’ll never know
No you’ll never know

That I wanted to 

CHORUS

And I survive

Survive

Download link: http://www.mediafire.com/?ojkwmhjpb5hoqh9

I needed some uke in the compilation "Oh God, Yes." Then Mycroft was suddenly singing a lullaby to get young Sherlock the fuck to sleep. But nicely?
Enjoy!

LYRICS:

Sherlock go to sleep
I am tired and so is Mummy
The frogs will be there tomorrow

Your questions do attest
To the intelligence you possess
There’s time for that tomorrow, but for right now close your eyes child

The world’s not that hard to dance through
Just take a partner and spin
Cast off if you need to
You faithful child, you just don’t know how to win

Why fake it through the day
If everything’s not okay
I’ll answer that tomorrow, but for right now close your eyes child

We are different
We see what others can’t
We feel what other’s don’t have to

Protect your heart Sherlock
Alone is what protects you
Alone protects me too

I’ll keep you warm and close
And in the morning we’ll have toast
But the morning is tomorrow, so for right now close your eyes child

Lullaby for a Young Scientist

http://www.mediafire.com/?31ctgc8fnxu0rgc (DOWNLOAD LINK)

More Irene Adler! Also alternately titled that-one-song-that-made-me-wish-I-had-an-electric-guitar. And an amp, come to think of it.

LYRICS
There’s only one person I can trust
Me, myself, and only us
We know how to work lust
Security, Security

CHORUS
I’m not a spider I’m just a designer
My mother died when she was thirty-four
I plan to live, to live forever
Isn’t that what all this is for?

Don’t you see
There’s only me
And security

Did it break your heart to see me lost
I’ll let you keep the memories, free of cost
Why won’t your mind just let me be
I’m above you; I’ve spent my life being above me

For security

CHORUS

You’re brilliant, so am I
I’m not hungry, let’s have dinner; or would that be a crime?

The woman who beat you x4

CHORUS

The Purpose of Pride

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This download includes the INSTRUMENTAL too, for all of you who asked for it!

Full band cover of the Adventure Time song "I'm Just Your Problem", originally composed by Rebecca Sugar for the character of Marceline, re-done in a radio-friendly gothic metal kind of style. Vocals by Nicole Vaquerano. Guitar solo by Carlos (youtube.com/KarlosRock92).

I'm Just Your Problem

I'm Conny, I make covers of all kinds of things and write a few as well. I want to apologize for  what I do to the piano and the guitar. 

The Thing Is

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