MATT IF YOU SEE THIS DM ME AND I'LL TAKE THIS DOWN

Song Credits:
Lyrics: Matt Watson {@matthwatson on twitter)
Produced by: Freddie Dredd (@FreddieDredd on twitter)

Lyrics:

[Intro: Matt Watson and Freddie Dredd]
Ring! Ring!
Hello?
Hey, you wanna come over today?
Yeah, what do you wanna do?
I dunno, just hang out
Sounds pretty good to me
Let’s do it
Okay!

[Verse: Matt Watson]
Bust out the gates with flow made of metal
Fed up with feds, boy, you know I don’t settle
Flip on the switch, and I steam like a kettle
I blow my top bitch, I'm that Hansel and Gretel
Shut your mouth, bitch
Quit all that fussin’
Comment left and right they bitchin' they cussin'
They throwin’ the fit, they screamin’ and gushin’
I’m high in the sky off that fake robitussin (Ayy!)
Just getting real role model shit
Got a couple of million people back on my shit
Got a couple of million dollars packеd in this shit
Got a couple of thrillin’ models all on my dick
Two-door garage but thе driveway is packed
Packin’ a Mac and I’m smoking a pack
Pack through the shack and we rollin’ a smack (Heh)
Having a snack and smoking some crack (Ayy!)
[Verse 2: Matt Watson]
You know that I’m kiddin’
I am pure as a kitten
I’m mixing the lean in the kitchen
I’m twisting the cap and I am sippin’ (Neow)
Nae-nae ‘fore you get a whippin’!
Give me liberty or give me crack
Give me a hoe, I can blow out her back (Woo!)
Give me a gun and a big money sack
I’ll break all your bones, but I’ll still sign the cast (No way!)
And better you believe that I said it
What are you going to do about it?
I know you ain't forget it
Slippin’ on those haters like they made out of Spaghetti
Fuck out my face, take your ass back to Reddit
I don’t take shit, I just stack the money
I swear I ain’t funny, she sticky like honey
She suckin’ on gummy, she screamin’ for cummies
My DNA payin’ that rent in her tummy (Haha, ew!)

[Verse 3: Matt Watson]
Deep web on ya ass Peter Parker
Peter Piper kamikaze Pearl Harbor (Phew!)
Pickled Peppers on my pizza at the Parlor
Bleached up while I’m sitting at the barber
Hold up, why she callin’ me her partner? (Uh oh)
Sellin’ seeds, growin’ crops like a farmer
Blow me, smoking opps with no armor
Checking on my texts when I wake up
I don’t do the sex if we break up
Followin’ my ex with the latest
Only recognize you in your clown makeup (Haha)
Place down plates with your girl’s good Frosted Flakes
Tony the Tiger she screamin’ “It’s Great!”
Ain’t got no patience and ain’t got me to wait
I’m flipping a kickflip but don’t even skate (Wow)
Gimme some pussy or give me death
Get me backstage while I’m streaming McBeth
Gimme some honey’s to chill on my bed
Gimme some drops, my eyes looking red
Gimme a counter to stack up this bread
Gimme an hour to chill and watch Ted
What’s that hold up, did you hear what I said?
Gimme a doctor, I think that I’m—
Ah, shit he’s dead

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Credits:
Fever (Remix) - Super Smash Bros Ultimate
RIP Roach - XXXTentacion (feat. Ski Mask The Slump God)
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Sacrifice - Cult of the Lamb OST (Prod. River Boy)

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