Gary Kevin Nolan is a 88-year-old former senior programmer who enjoys Rubix cube, watching sport and watching television. He is inspiring and smart, but can also be very violent and a bit dull.

He is a Cornish Jedi who defines himself as straight. He has a post-graduate degree in computing. He has a severe phobia of bees

Physically, Gary is in pretty good shape. He is short with olive skin, black hair and black eyes. He has a birthmark on his forehead.

He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. He was raised by his father, his mother having left when he was young.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with a politician called Rhiannon Felix Hart, who was 12 years older than him. They broke up because Rhiannon wanted somebody a bit more active.

Gary has two children with 2 two different partners: ex-girlfriend Rhiannon and ex-girlfriend Terry: Carmen aged 59 and Johnnie aged 68.

Bajrang Singh