i need help I'm failing all my classes...
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Dream - Mask [8d audio]

#rapbattle #zelda #mario

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snakebite126 as happy mask salesman 
shimario as shy guy

written by dilly and shimario sucks
(additional writing by nooby, rng, chandler, and anangrypenguin)
mixed by danii
beat prod. by diamond style productions
art by chandler and nooby
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB

Happy Mask Salesman vs Shy Guy - Rap Battle! (2021)

I don't own this music and this image, just nightcore version.

FNAF Fazbear Frights Song - Lonely Freddy - Dawko & DHeusta [Nightcore]

Title Screen  FNAF SB RUIN OST

Welcome to the eighteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… fucking dumbasses! It's that one pink obese starfish, Patrick Star! Trying to dog it out with the character who is clearly a dog but gets confused for a cow bull thing for some reason, Goofy!

Lyrics:
Goofy:
Gawrsh, Rick! A sponge soaking sap is what your pair amounts?
Like Paramount! I'll make a mountain out of your pebble house!
How you flipping that thing but still can't flip a patty
Patty flipped his padding, and now all he does is freakin'…. padding!
A-hyuck! I'm pulling your leg, and it won't regenerate
Between two psychotic Patrick's, I'm messin' with Bate
Not to say I couldn't catch this fish on a hook with bait
Offer em' a spin-off and it's practically tooken, heyyy…
Wait a minute. That was meta, shucks
But you're just a loser, while Goofy tends to, "Hyuck"
If me having a son didn't get to register
But you're a chub, if asking for food tends to g-check this register!

Patrick:
Is mayonnaise a verse? 'Cus if not, I'll have to pack you.
I must son you! So let's think of what would Max do
He'd prob ignore your advice, say you're destroying his life
Oooh wait, you're the dad, or you're supposed to be, riight?

Goofy:
Uhh, glad you could pin it down! So spare me the kindness
'Cus you're a pinhead, I'll knock you down with a bit of strikin'
The fingers grip like I di-

Patrick:
Heyyy, who you callin pinhead.
I'm the real Goober here! And I don't even fall for tripping

Goofy:
Shucks, you think you'd get smarter after you fell off again
Now your show's like Rocky, I'll start by tossin' it
Exec's camping, it's all just meh, you dropped ice when that came near
Stephen rolls in his grave like; "we should be safe here"!

Patrick:
You’re milkin' your goofy ahh battle raps while you still can
Might be why his fam likes to get smooched by the milkman.
There’s no battling Patrick, I’ll hang the fight up that quick
Lose ‘cause your lining tactics? No, this is rap-trick!
They ask if it's trap then I tend to get maddened!
They're not even crabs, it makes me crabby when it happens…
Oh yeaaah, I have to pop this giraffe 
And, I ain't talking the spots they have when you get some hands
Guess, I'm owning this caught dog, so you can tell how Pluto feels
But he’s got no hot-dog in him! Hence why you pulled a veal
The inner amalgamations of my pen is an enigma
Do you live under a…ehhh, uhhhhhhh.

-CAST-
Patrick Star: jort
Goofy: RaccoonBroVA

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Smush
Written by: JaCoN, and Danii
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2CcQA6SCRY&ab_channel=Anywaywell
Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Mixed by: jort

Patrick Star vs Goofy - (Quick Diss) #18

Badger as The Dog
Clarence The Duck as White Face

The Dog (0:12)
Hello, Hunters! Shotguns ready! Actually nevermind..
I would fire first! But our friend did it worse, with that game design..
Let’s talk about how you took constant crashes, made it a feature!
The only crashin he knows now… is the player count for this creature!
Enter the cartage, Help you find your fanbase, Not dissin’!
It’s just that they’re missin’! Like knives inside of the kitchen.
I’ll break into your house, Leave you on the ground like the other families
First time you could say “Eyes on me!” since your rise in like 2013.

White Face (0:36)
Hello! Let’s play a game! You’ll be here for a while
I have many names… They all mostly forgot your title.
I am scared… but only for you…
Since the thing you should fear is Nintendo lawsuits

You're a mascot of a dog who’s known for the ducks he shoots?
Bit off Duck Hunt.. And me?! I see the way that you mock players too.
I’ve scared the likes of Markiplier and Pewdiepie
You’re scary to guys who play VR all night with no life..

The Dog (0:59)
I ain’t talkin’ cigarettes, Face, you’re about to get smoked now.
No more game folders and assets, you actually got thrown out!
Wanna tussle with me? You got your shtick taken by W.D.
Thought I was fucked up ‘til I saw that shit you called teeth

I got 8 shells left, how ‘bout we settle this beef?
Just like your eyes, your whole wiki is empty!
On that note, this pairing is unfair. Here’s my issue, kids!
I swear there’s hardly material for me to continue with.
My Stress Level is Zero! You wouldn’t make me break a sweat,
Especially with a voice more hollow than all of your threats!
Tried to fire shots and failed, now you’re Stuck Forever!
You’re no Spooky Jump Scare, just a coding error!

White Face (1:35)
You’re all bark and no bite. Yet you’re larger than life?
And you marginalized ducks in the reservoir all alike,
The son that you run from with spite, now he has no mom in sight,
Cuz this BADDAD stalked him all night, Pull the trigger? He might.

We should call the pound to save the son that you’re perusin
This hound hounds kids “ayo, what the dog doin’?”
Your concept is stupid. Cryptid in a midlife crisis becomes a furry?
But in this battle you blew it, It’s like the cartridge isn’t working

This snooping dog’s attempt to brawl with me? Was fickle.
Looks like you can’t always do a lot with just little.
Seems I just shot you down, No need for the “Best Men”
Throw away the gun now and step inside this noose instead…

Beat Produced by Dr.Misterio On the Beat
Mixed by Badger
Art by Badger & Blast03 | Animation by Or3olewing
Written by DryW4ter, ForgottenSon, and Clarence The Duck ig 🙄

Badger Rap Battles!

Badger Rap Battles! - IMSCARED vs. Duck Season (feat. Clarence The Duck)

Hazbin Hotel - Respectless (Instrumental)

SMG4 (PuzzleVision) Clip- SO LONG, GAY LUIGI!

Darryl’s Theme Song Takeover - The Ghost and Molly McGee

Vladimyr P. as The Babadook
Brodecai as Bughuul
Aperturescience as Child 1 (Girl)
Vlad as Child 2 (Boy)

WELCOME TO A SINISTER….. 
AGAINST
THE BABADOOK
BEGIN

The Babadook (0:28):
Let’s open up the book to turn to a new chapter
It’s Mister Babadook and I always be looking dapper
Your strange appearance Bugs me; but since it’s in a look
Your pornographic side really makes a baba-shook
Let’s Boogey, Boogeyman, the night lights highlight my spite to devour
As I bring the fright to Babylonian Times, I command you to cower from the power
No matter, those cheap gimmicks are something I can’t cruci-fix
The only things Sinister are your shit movies streaming on Netflix
I’ll show my Shadow Side, wielding nothing but the mic
I’ll be right by your bedside with foresight that views victories dreamlike
Mine sparkles moonlight, damp wood is what you ignite
I may be Kent’s creation, but I spit like it’s your Kryptonite

Bughuul (1:11):
Try and Face your Rappers’ Side? I find that to be absurd
You find Pride in your words; but stu-stu-stuttering is all I’ve heard
The Ba-Ba-Babadook is coming; out the closet, how sadistic
What I spit is Candle-Lit, while your whole plot is horrific
What you dispersed were crooked rhymes, Hell’s kitchen meals are what I cook
I’ll forever smoke a smartie when Slender’s brother shares your look
I’m the king of rap tracks, you’re just my pathetic paralysis demon
And it’s no wonder you hid in the closet to use a boy’s PJ’s to catch your semen

The Babadook (1:39):
(Wha?) Those rhymes puzzled me, I guess Baba Is You
But honestly, I think I could get used to changing the rules
I’ll drown Bughuul in a pool of his own blood to make it cruel
Because that verse was more cancer than nicotine in a Juul
You may think you’re tough stuff when your kiddies kicks are pumped up
But you seem to belong in the TikTok of Martha Dumptrucks
This bloke couldn’t murder a beat if the gates of debates had forever been open
And my spoken words will leave you chokin’ as I break the beat to leave you broken

Bughuul (2:07):
You must be Fried-kin if you thought you could frighten me
I mean, you took the childhood away from ZackCMRB
Your rap attacks are stale; I’m literally on fire
I make the children hail, as you spit out pacifiers
Child 1 (Girl):
I cause casualties when I rap, as sharp as the axe when I spit this tragedy
What makes you think I can’t murder a beat when I up and murdered my own family
Child 2 (Boy):
You’ll never be OK, Boomer, when your win is non-existent
Can’t call yourself an evil-doer, since you’ve never existed
Bughuul:
We spit spiritual rhymes, you just spit it for the spite
It’s like my children invented you… Oh wait, that’s right!
I’ll dismantle your scandal, they’ll call you baba ghanoush
And you’ll end up like that family; hung from a noose

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad, IcerM, and Freshy Kanal
Beat Producer: Dansonn
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by JoseMaster

The Babadook vs Bughuul. Sinister Rap Battles

Bughuul vs The Babadook. Sinister Rap Battles

I do not own this song in any way! It belongs to VivziePop! Play around your parents! 

Art by Me!

Addict - Clean Version (Hazbin Hotel)

👋 Heya! I’m a huge fan of TGAMM and Murder Drones! :3

Darryl’s Theme Song Takeover - The Ghost and Molly McGee

moll 💕

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