"Rah Rah Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen. There was a cat that really was gone" Balls! He wasn't a cat at all. A bit of a rum bugger though by all accounts!

Rasputin

Just imagine if George Formby was around today... I reckon he'd have done something like this for a laugh!

Basket Case

"Higher than a six? Higher? Lower?" etc. etc. I uses to know a lass called spades 'shovels' when playing cards... she certainly didn't call a spade 'a spade'.

The Ace Of Spades

"Like a bee I earned my stripes" Eh? I thought they were born like that! Ee, ye learn summat new every day!

Roar

Yep - three tunes for the price of one... Parisenne Walkways, the 'Tetris' theme and Guaglione. Champion!

Uke & Kazoo Medley

I was thinking of doing my own version "Piggy Piecrust and the Pie Shop on Mars"... but I couldn't be arsed thinking of any lyrics. So here's the 'straight' version. :)

Ziggy Stardust

Got to be the WORST Ozzy Osbourne impression ever... sounds like Zippy on acid(!)

Paranoid

Somehow it doesn't sound all that evil once a ukulele-banjo's involved... scary maybe, but not evil!

The Number Of The Beast

Yep, not only do I attempt to destroy this Green Day classic, I rope in a couple of other victims... Calvin and Danny from Wigan's finest group - INDIANA. I'm high on an energy drink, Danny's arsing about with helium (as you do) and poor Calvin's just trying to keep going despite all this cack! What a trouper!

Basket Case (featuring members of INDIANA)

My most favourite track of all time by IRON MAIDEN... and what better way of honouring this wonderful piece of music than by TOTALLY buggering it up with a ukulele and a kazoo? Belting!

Can I Play With Madness?

I'm a 'one man Jedward'... if it ain't broke,don't fix it they say... although I enjoy a challenge... I love breaking a decent tune in order to frantically try to mend the bugger!

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