Sick of dealing with cheaters in all aspects of life?
Good news! No one cares if they cheat, so what's stoppin' you?
Time for BS to finally know how it feels to get ahead in this sad world!

This song is available on my 2nd album SCARRED CROW
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/scarred-crow

* 2-18-2020 *

Scarred Crow

May The Best Cheater Win

Barren's whole life he's been told that his fiery temper must be because of his red hair. Well, now is the time to stay the fuck back because Barren is out to prove everyone all right! BOOOOM

This is the 4th song off my 2nd album \,,/
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/scarred-crow

* 3-12-2020 *

Fire Kissed

At the rate we're going there wont be a planet for us to live on in a few thousand years. Maybe, less... Humans truly are natural killers.

This song can be found on my album 'SCARRED CROW'
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/scarred-crow

* 4-3-2020 *

Natural Killer

BS used to enjoy a little pain and suffering. 
But now that Barren has experienced so much deep pain, like the kind that never stops hurting both physically and emotionally, he's actually ready to stop seeking out those kinds of emotions.

Available now on my 2nd album 'SCARRED CROW'
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/scarred-crow

* 8-20-2020 *

N PAYN

Everybody loves cuteness!
Everyone, except Barren Sloppy...

This song can be found on my album 'SCARRED CROW'
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/scarred-crow

* 9-4-2020 *

Kawaii Kills Me

The darkness is all around Barren Sloppy.
It's time for Barren to use the darkness to cast spells that will light up the world!

This song can be found on my album 'SCARRED CROW'
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/scarred-crow

* 9-19-2020 *

Light In The Dark

Barren has to fact check everything he learns now. Then, he has to fact check the fact checkers. Barren Sloppy has no idea what's real anymore, which is exactly what the people with power want.

This song is available on my album 'SCARRED CROW'
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/scarred-crow

* 10-01-2020 *

Fakes The Facts

Life has beaten Barren Sloppy down. He doesn't even know why he should continue being a part of the world he was born shackled to.
Barren just spends his days as far away from everyone else as possible now, while viciously attacking any who try to get close.

This is the final song off my 2nd album, 'SCARRED CROW'
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/scarred-crow

* 9-26-2020 *

Zombie

In the future, no means HELL NO!

This song can be found on my bonus album, 'WITCH WAY'
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/witch-way

*12-25-2020*

Witch Way

No Means No (Future Lab Rats Remix)

Just a goofy song about balls.

This song can be found on my bonus album 'WITCH WAY'
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/witch-way

*12-4-2019*

Bouncy Ball

Recreated one of my favorite Primus songs off Tales from the Punchbowl.
Used my scribble style of art to animate the music video.
https://youtu.be/XdpuCaf2S5o
Listen to Primus!
And if you'd like to hear more of my BS, listen on bandcamp:
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com
https://soundcloud.com/barren-sloppy
\,,/ Baron Hoppe \,,/

Southbound Pachyderm (Primus Cover)

A wild BS cover of one of my favorite TV family's theme songs!

Thanks for rockin' with me. If you'd like to hear more BS I have a new album coming out soon so check me out on bandcamp:

https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/

Video: https://youtu.be/JkxcfpS0QbM

The Addams Family Theme (BS cover)

Sometimes, I just gotta do what I'm not supposed to do. \,,/

This song will be available on my album 'The Blood Bard' on 3/23/24

Music Video:
youtu.be/6BW8B42lX9I?si=YOfDXEy3Qab-1C7k

The Blood Bard

Shiny Red Button

This is a video game inspired song that is all about getting more powerful so that you can over come increasingly difficult challenges. 

This song will be on my upcoming album 'THE BLOOD BARD'' on 3/23/24

Level Up

IT'S PIZZA PARTY TIME!!!
This track was written while I was working on my album THE BLOOD BARD: 
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/the-blood-bard

But it ended up on the bonus album RELEASE instead:
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/release

COWABUNGA!

Release

Pizza Party X

My BS tribute to Pocahontas

I covered this song for my wife who is a big fan of Disney and, as a Native American, she has always connected the most with Pocahontas.
The reason why I chose 'Colors of the Wind' is because I truly believe in the message in this song. I feel like there is a spiritual connection between everyone and everything, and I think it is possible for individuals to separate themselves, or to form small bubbles of connections. This song is about breaking out of those bubbles and reconnecting with the entire universe.

Barren Sloppy is a one man rock band created by Baron Hoppe.
Baron Hoppe performed, recorded, and mixed the guitars, bass, vocals, keyboard, ocarina, flute, harmonica, didgeridoo, and drums for this song from his home studio.

\m/    \m/

Pocahontas - Colors Of The Wind (Barren Sloppy cover)

My BS cover of 'Come on Eileen' by Dexy's Midnight Runners
I have liked this song ever since I first heard it in the movie Tommy Boy. As I grew older, I came to really love the lyrics and I've always felt like this song would make a cool rock song. So here's my attempt at adding a little 'metal' to it. Thanks for listening!
Check out the video on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVrWGqNI97I

Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen (Barren Sloppy Cover)

ROCK DONT STOP is the 1st original BARREN SLOPPY song to be released. This song will is featured on my debut album, LURID DARKLING available October 13th, 2018.
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/lurid-darkling

This song was written, performed, and mixed by Baron Hoppe.
Instruments: guitar, bass, drums, keyboard, a cheap mic, ocarina, harmonica, & didgeridoo
Mixed in FL Studio

ROCK DONT STOP is a song about how you can use music to take a break from the pressure of life. When things get too hard, it's important to take a minute to relax and remember what you're working so hard for. I personally have always found that rocking out helps me to center myself. \m/

Lyrics:

ROCK 

get up and clean yourself up 
it's time to get back on the grind 
they always need ya overtime 
break your back for a paycheck 
that you gotta give away anyway 

it's enough to make you crazy 
if you don't rock out everyday

DON'T STOP! 
ALWAYS ROCK! 
x3 
ALWAYS 
ROCK! 

yayayayayaya 


slap your face and join the rat-race 
enter the workplace and throw down your briefcase 
just another day as a sad wage slave 
wasting away at a job that you hate 

it's enough to make you crazy 
if you don't rock out everyday 


DON'T STOP! 
ALWAYS ROCK! 
x3 
ALWAYS 
ROCK! 

yayayayayaya 

NEVER STOP! 
ALWAYS ROCK! 

yayayayayaYAAAAAA! 
\m/ \m/ 


* 3-29-2018 *

BS on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpJ75vAeplE
BS on Facebook: 
https://www.facebook.com/BarrenSloppy/
BS on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/BarrenSloppy

Lurid Darkling

Rock Dont Stop

I'll take some pleasure with a side of pain.

Lyrics: 

ya scream at me 
and ya beat me 


i'll take your pain 
and i'll take your pleasure 
give me them both 
and ill be yours forever 
i like it rough 
you can slap my butt 
scratch me til i bleed 
please torture me 


you scream at my while i cum 
and ya beat me til i go 
x2 
now go away 

fuck 


fulfill my dreams 
you are my queen 
i'll bend the knee 
while you whip me 
kick my balls 
throw me into the walls 
then drink my seed 
please torture me 


you scream at my while i cum 
and ya beat me til i go 
x2 
now go away 

fuck 


you scream at me 
and you beat me 
and i love it, baybay 
yeah yeah 


you scream at my while i cum 
and ya beat me until i go 
x2 
now go away 


* 3-29-2018 *
Available on Lurid Darkling, released October 13, 2018 
Baron Hoppe is Barren Sloppy

You Beat Me

This is a song about a person who lost everything.

When your friends and family either pass away, disappear, or stab you in the back, it becomes hard to trust anyone. Over time, everything you love becomes old, broken, or is lost, and then you start to lose the need for possessions. When you have no one left and nothing to live for, is death the only solution to the agony of living in such depression?
Help me out!

All instruments written, performed, and mixed by Baron Hoppe.
'Nothing Left' can be found on my debut album LURID DARKLING
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/lur...
https://open.spotify.com/album/1eSi75...

\,,/ Thanks for rockin \,,/

Nothing Left

Born' is the intro track on my debut album LURID DARKLING
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/lurid-darkling

We are all born into a world full of irreversible manmade problems while inheriting the sins of our ancestors. Most of us are born to middle or low class families with the deck stacked against us from the moment we're conceived. It's enough to make you want to scream!

Lyrics: 

they thrust and thrust 
she'll push and push 
and out of her bush 
another motherfucking star 
is born to shit 


welcome to the world. you're guilty! 
good luck in this fucked up economy 
fresh meat to be chewed down 
learn to swim or you'll soon drown 

you have no control and never will 
so relax with your prescribed pills 
only some turds get to float 
the rest of you just melt away 


they wipe me out, flush me down, drown me, hun 
wipe me out, flush me down, drown me un-til i stay down 

born to shit 


you better run to school 
gotta learn all the rules 
prepare to join the service 
and spill all your blood 

they thrust and thrust 
she'll push and push 
and out of this bush 
another motherfucking star 
is born to shit 


welcome to the war! yes, sir! 
that's what you were born for 
the rich control you with greed 
only trickling piss onto me 

so hurry up and join society 
no one in this world was born free 
bombarded by hypocrisy 
while peacefully dropping bombs 


they wipe me out, flush me down, drown me hun 
wipe me out, flush me down, drown me un-til i stay down 


born to shit 


* 8-28-2017 *

Born

This slap bass funk-rock song is about a man that is obsessed with a woman that knows he is a total creep. As he stalks her one night, he gets lucky enough to catch her masturbating! While trying to get naked himself, he falls out of a tree and smashes threw her window! Covered in blood and glass, he is now blackmailed into jerking off while she watches.
And they lived happily ever after.

Lyrics: 

i know a girl 
a girl that i stalk 
her name is rosie 
rosie palms 
she is so sexy 
rosie makes me horny, baby 
she knows im crazy 
so she'll never be with me 
ohhhh so i touch myself 
while i watch her 
touch herself 

she kills the kitten 
she diddles the skittle 
i beat the kids 
we both crank one out 


come on cum on the glass 
i love to watch your sexy ass 
come on cum for me 
baby i wanna see 


where im up hiding 
no way rosie can see me 
as i watch her 
rub that juicy puss 
and that's when i fell 
through the shattering window 
bloody with no clothes 
and my dick is still rock hard 
she freaks the hell out 
then yells you watching me? 
well now its my turn 
let me see you stroke it 
but stay the fuck back 
don't want you touchin me 
you're fucking gross 
now cum for me you bitch 

i'm slapping the stalker 
i'm painting the ceiling 
she's a dj hero 
we both crank one out 


come on cum on the glass 
i want to watch your crazy ass 
come on cum for me 
slap the stalker baby 


i fuck myself 
ill fuck myself while you watch 


* 9-1-2017 *

Slap The Stalker

My latest song is about some of the "friends" and "fam" who turned out to be backstabbing bastards. It's called 'FAKE'

https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/lurid-darkling

Lyrics: 

people lie while they smile 
and they'll bite like crocodiles 
don't ever turn your back 
even family will attack 
the news is bias 
and i cant decide which 
source has the real facts 
as a matter of fact 
it all seems to me like a bunch of fiction 
reality is stuck in an endless submission 
HOLD 

I DONT BELEIVE (IT) 
so i create my own reality because this is so 


FAAAAAKE 
EVERYTHING IS SO 
FAAAAAKE 

there's no reason to trust anymore 
i don't even trust myself 
i feel like i could just 
ba ba ba ba bbbbbb bust 


cheaters and hypocrites 
everyone is so full of it 
pictures of a phony family 
posers posing perfectly 
the whole world is a magic show 
but im too skeptical 
i know its all just smoke and dealers 
and everyday it gets a little bit clearer 
that all politicians are always full of shit 
no i wont buy it 

I DONT BELEIVE (IT) 
ill escape to my fantasy because this is so 


FAAAAAKE 
you're all so fake 
FAAAAAKE 

there's no reason to trust anymore 
i don't even trust myself 
i feel like i could just 
ba ba ba ba bbbbb bust 

FAAAAAAKKEEEE 


* 9-6-2017 *

Fake

Eventually, everyone needs a vacation. 
Some people can spend thousands to go on far away trips, while others scrounge up just enough to go on mind trips. 
Be sure to know your limits or the Reaper will come for you!

This song can be found on my debut album LURID DARKLING
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/lurid-darkling

Lyrics: 

i'm like a vampire 
because i suck 
i suck up all the drugs 
until i feel love 
i've toked a billion puffs 
but it's never enough 
& i heard bad trips are rough 
but that wont happen to us 

i'm packing up for a trip, baby 
i got all my bags of hits ready 
lets go on a head trip you and me 
there's so much our 3rd eyes could see 


i'm flying on a trip with 
my best friends 
mary jane and lucy we'll go 
to the sky for diamonds 
we'll chase dragons they are 
all my friends 
but watch out for the reaper 
cuz he the end 


i absorb all the dope 
that i touch 
i'm not addicted 
but i love the stuff 
my dark insides are now 
brightened up 
with these shrooms everything i find 
will shine 

i'm packing up for a trip baby 
i got all my bags of hits ready 
let go on a head trip you and me 
there's so much our 3rd eyes could see 


i'm flying on a trip with 
my best friends 
mary jane and lucy we'll go 
to the sky for diamonds 
well chase dragons they are 
all my friends 
watch out for the reaper 
cuz he the end 


death said come with me 
but i walked away 
he tried to chain me 
but i'm not a slave 
i quit death 
but he couldn't quit me 
i feel him 
always right behind me 
he's got his scythe 
but he cant hurt me 
even when i die 
he'll never catch me 
so let's all just go on a trip 
another drug-induced voyage 

head trip 


* 9-1-2017 *

Head Trip

Whenever someone fucks with me, I just make a voodoo sex doll to fuck them back.

https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/lurid-darkling

Lyrics: 

someone always wants to fight 
it seems like almost every single night 
i used to walk around with my blade 
sharpen enough to stick you in the grave 
but all these idiots are causing me to rage 
and i wont be locked up in a cage 
so i study black magic 
so that i can go on a spiritual attack 
i swear that i will get you all back 
when i stick my dick into this sack 
now you're my magical sex slaves 
and ill make you all squeal every day 

ill have an orgasm 
when i read your obituary 


i'm tired of fighting 
so sick of your whining 
i'll stick it to you 
with my voodoo 
sex doll 

i'll fuck you all 
voodoo sex doll 


no one will find safety 
none of my enemies can hide from me 
i can reach right threw the walls 
choke on my balls as they smother your doll 
the feel the stitches start to rip 
as i shove in the fat tip 
a smile starts tears across your face 
cuz my dick cum has a lovely taste 
start to push in from the bottom 
at first it might feel awesome 
until it reaches the back of your throat 
eyes turn red as you start to choke 

i'll have an orgasm 
when i read your obituary 


(i call upon the darklings to grant me the power to fuck my enemies to death) 
 

* 11-3-2017 *

I made this video with FL-Studio ZGameEditor Visualizer plugin

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Voodoo Sex Doll

Politics = Shit
I've thrown everything into an election in the hopes of getting someone who supports most of my political ideas into office, only to be let down again, and again. It seems like I could just flip a coin and the outcome would always be the same either way.

https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/lurid-darkling

Lyrics: 

no matter who i choose 
it feels like we always lose 
they wont share 
and they don't care about you 
they'll both send us to war 
flooding our shores with blood and gore 

flip off the double-headed coin 

so ill stop paying attention 
because it makes no difference 
when they just wont listen 
think we all should just quit our bitchin' 
arguing politicians 
are always the same in the end 

flip off the double-headed coin 


you're 2 talking heads on a double sided coin! 
i'll always flip you off because i'll never join you 
you're 2 talking heads on a double sided coin! 
i'll always flip you off 
flip flip flip it i'll flip it 
flip off the double-headed coin 


no matter who i choose 
it feels like we always lose 
they wont share 
and they don't care about you 
they'll both send us to war 
flooding our shores with blood and gore 


you're 2 talking heads on a double sided coin! 
i'll always flip you off because i'll never join you 
you're 2 talking heads on a double sided coin! 
i'll always flip you off 
flip flip flip it i'll flip it 
flip off the double-headed coin 


* 3-29-2018 *


\,,/ \,,/

Double Headed

What is reality?

https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/lurid-darkling

Lyrics: 

as i walk at night 
with my bloody knife 
i look to the sky 
and wonder if i'm alive 
the love always dies 
the pain always fades 
and in the end we'll all be gone 
and rotted away 

i wonder if reality 
is all just really 
an illusion 
am i really me? 
who is this voice 
inside of my head 
are they the soul 
whose there when 
i lose control 


i need to check my reality 
so i'm going to check you, reality 


is this all a dream 
plugged into machines 
are there godly beings 
watching over things 
are the crazy 
insane really 
or is it just their own reality 

stuck in this body 
til i'm nobody 
i know i don't believe 
just what my eyes can see 
but how can eternity co-exist 
in a universe with entropy 


i need to check my reality 
so i'm going to check you, reality 


is life just an illusion? 
do i even exist? 

reality check 


i need to check my reality 
so i'm going to check you, reality! 


* 10-3-2017 *

Reality Check

No matter who you are, you were born with no purpose. You must create your own purpose in life by looking inward to find your true self. Don't let religious figures, politicians, or anyone else create your purpose for you. 
Just be you!

https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/lurid-darkling

Lyrics: 

))
to lead a purposeful life follow your passions 
when we live a passion-filled life we are living on purpose 
and that is the purpose of life 
your purpose is to worship 
your purpose is to obey 
your purpose is to consume 
your purpose is to rape 
your purpose is to kill 
your purpose is ... 
no purpose 
))

so you want purpose 
priests say god has one 
that's how they get ya 
manipulation 
they want your green 
prey on the weak 
don't join their herd 
of brain drainless sheep 
you live your life 
and i'll live mine 
before i need your help 
i'd kill myself 
ya i need a reason 
to push on 
but you wont convert me 
you'll always fail in your mission 
(you'll fail your mission) 

i make my own path 
i'm not your tool 
i'm not part of your pack 
so find another fool 


you search for purpose 
but there's no purpose 
create your purpose 
and just do what you do! ya you 

you search for purpose 
we're all born worthless 
your only purpose 
is to just be you ya you! 


all preachers to me are like a disease 
spreading their myths to those in need 
they say HE has a purpose 
well not for me 
i am the god of my own destiny 
but he is your savior 
i don't care 
he died for your sins 
bring on the violence 
religion is total bullshit 
that science has popped 
just like a zit 

i make my own path 
i am not your tool 
i'm not part of your pack 
so find another fool 


you search for purpose 
but there's no purpose 
create your purpose 
and just do what you do! ya you 

you search for purpose 
we're all born worthless 
your only purpose 
is to just be you ya you! 

just be you ya you 
just be you ya you 
your only purpose is to be 
YOU 


* 9-1-2017 *

BS on Facebook: 
https://www.facebook.com/BarrenSloppy/
BS on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/BarrenSloppy

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Purpose

I am a destroyer. Everything I touch is ruined. 
Best to just stay away.

https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/alb...

Lyrics: 

i am the eye of the hurricane 
i bring the wind and flooding rain 
i am the eye of the hurricane 
i'll leave you all in pain 

i am a hurricane! 
so you better hunker the fuck down! 
i am a hurricane! 
blow! 

the barren sloppy land is filled with mass graves 
inside them lie all my enemies 
these mother fuckers got in my way 
now they rot while i get to play 

i am the eye of a hurricane 
evacuate or be in pain 

i seem calm 
but i'm gonna go nuts 
suddenly goin off just like a fire bomb 
best to stay the fuck away 
cuz i always hurt 
everybody near me 
path of destruction 
following behind me 
surrounded by sadness and pain 
everything's spinning so fast 
it makes me fucking go insane 

i am the eye of the hurricane 
i bring the thunder and lightning 
i am the eye of the hurricane 
category insane 

i am a hurricane! 
so you better hunker the fuck down! 
i am a hurricane! 
blow! 

everything i touch fucking dies 
i'm surrounded by death and flies 
every day's another shit day 
so just stay the fuck away from me 

i'll blow you away! 

* 9-6-2017 *

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Insane Hurricane

The South Park Theme Song was created by one of my favorite bands for one of my favorite shows! I've always loved this song and I needed to test out my new home studio, so I took a trip on up to South Park and had myself time!

Bass, guitar, keyboard, vocals, drums, synths, and mixing were all done by Baron Hoppe at Sloppy Crow Studio.

Barren Sloppy - South Park Theme Song (Primus Cover)

My BS cover of a song from one of my favorite movies 
'MEN IN BLACK'
The MIB got it all! Aliens, sci-fi tech, out-side-the-box stories, and wicked comedy & action filled with planetary doom! 

If you wanna hear some original BS music, check out my album
'Lurid Darkling'
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/lurid-darkling

Men In Black (Will Smith Cover)

Tonight is the Devil's Night! Perfect time to release a BS cover of MM \,,/
Marilyn Manson's music, art, and videos were a heavy influence on me growing up, so I made this tribute to the band that I love to rock out to by covering one of their coolest songs - The Dope Show 
Bass, guitar, drums, harmonica, vocals, and keys all performed, recorded, and mixed by Baron Hoppe
We're all stars now!

Barren Sloppy - The Dope Show (Marilyn Manson Cover)

BARREN SLOPPY presents: Essential Expendable
This song was entirely created by Baron Hoppe
This is the 1st release off my 2nd album, SCARRED CROW
Available - 1/8/2021
Humanity tends to believe that money is more important than life itself. The poor are always expendable. Artists, musicians, and athletes are also viewed as expendable. Sadly, the only thing the leaders seem to find essential is money.
Follow BS:
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/
https://twitter.com/BarrenSloppy
https://www.instagram.com/barrensloppy
https://www.facebook.com/BarrenSloppy/
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Essential Expendable

People love their damn freedom so much they don't seem to care about other's. When you ask someone to not do something, somehow that turns into an argument, or even worse, they just don't even give a shit.
WTF?!... NO MEANS NO!

This is the 2nd release off my 2nd album, SCARRED CROW
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/scarred-crow

All music was written, recorded, and mixed by Baron Hoppe

No Means No

Barren Sloppy - Fix

'Fix' is the 1st track off my 2nd album SCARRED CROW \,,/
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/scarred-crow

Barren Sloppy finally realizes that he has some mental issues. However, the only ones that he seeks help from are the voices in his own head...

*12-16-2019*

Some people are toxic. They must be cut out of your life for the safety of your sanity. If they try to reconnect, your only choice is to boot their ass right back out!

'Just Go' is the 2nd track on my 2nd album SCARRED CROW
https://barrensloppy.bandcamp.com/album/scarred-crow

* 1-30-2020 *

Just Go

BS is a solo alt-metal project from the broken mind of Baron Hoppe.
Welcome to my world!
It's a dark place where all of my inner demons have been unleashed. 
I enjoy voodoo and long walks on hot coals.

The bass, guitars, vocals, drums, keyboard, ocarina, didgeridoo, & harmonica were all written, preformed, recorded, & mixed by Baron Hoppe from his home in hot ass SWFL.

Barren Sloppy

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