Not everyone will agree I'm sure - but sod 'em! I like the place!

Wigan Is Really Fantastic!

Trying to get a Wigan Lad to give up his chippy tea is like trying to get Noel Edmonds to shave that mingy beard off - bloody impossible... as you'll hear!

Chippy Rehab

Live on PULSTAR Radio, Sunday 1st September, 2013, inflicting myself on them two grumpy bloody presenters Sean and Steve. I took no prisoners... well... I've not got the facilities anyhow!

Wigan People (Live Radio Version)

That theer song off that theer fillum "Pump Friction"... that fillum about getting a nasty burn when pumping up a bike tire with having yer hand pressed against the nozzle-attachment doings I think...

Misery Loo

Yes folks! Get one of these buggers fitted! Costs nothing... and you don't need to worry about folk like the Moomins or the Bejaysus Witnesses knocking at yer door! Belting!!!

Birdhouse In Your Soul

'cause Ah'm feelin' CHAMPION, so you're goin' for t' hear me rooowoaaaaar!

Roar

Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin baptised on 22 January 1869 -- murdered on 30 December 1916. 
And today, he's about to be murdered again... by me and my ukulele!

Rasputin

Too cold to sing "Here Comes The Sun"... but NEVER too cold to sing about pie eating! Champion!

Here Come The Pies

"It's a fair cop, Guv". Mind you, I blame society... and folk who hate Marmite and Ukuleles. They drove me to it, yer honour!

Breaking The Law

"Ziggy played... ukulele?" well, ukulele-banjo to be precise! Belting!

Ziggy Stardust (ukulele-banjo version)

"Ziggy played guitar"... he meant ukulele really, but couldn't find a word that rhymed with 'ukulele'... until now.

Ziggy Stardust

My ukulele version of the classic track by THE DAMNED... hope I did it justice, took me ages to work it out :)

Smash It Up

It's like Iron Maiden's "The Number Of The Beast" only not quite... a tale about his next door neighbour at No. 662...

The Neighbour of The Beast

Oh aye, a classic tune! Well it was 'til I started mauling with it!

The Ace O' Spades

Well, I like comedy and music, so I often find myself sat in the car with my ukulele talking cack and doing daft cover versions and stuff.



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