Too long to be a Hammy, too cursed to live in my head alone so now it lives here. Based off "Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)" from Hamilton.

Tomato Town (Just Wiped Out)

Based on "The Election of 1800" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Dear Mr. Donkey Kong: your fellow DK Crew would like to know what you'll be firing?
It fires in spurts
Dear Mr. Donkey Kong: King K. Rool doesn't stand a chance will you be riding Rambi?
It fires in spurts
Coconut gun, coconut gun (it fires in spurts) (x2)
Dear Mr. Donkey Kong: you are the leader of the bunch, you're bigger and you're faster but are you stronger too?
DK CREW, HUH!

Hammy - DK Crew

Based on "The Story of Tonight" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Raise a glass to the Nintendo
The Nintendo 64
Telling the story of its bytes
It had four megabytes of RAM
(Eight with the Expansion Pak)

Hammy - N64

Based on "Your Obedient Servant" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Hey, chat don't be shy
Grab a piece of pie
Or a loaf of rye
If you're hungry you should grab a snack
Or a little bite
Or you could just go ahead and spoil your appetite
I have the honor to be your sandwich ingredient,
Slice of Ham

Hammy - Slice of Ham

Based on "What'd I Miss" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Dame da ne dame yo dame na no yo
Anta ga suki de suki sugite (Ah)
Dore dake tsuyoi osake demo
Yugamanai omoide ga
Baka mitai

Hammy - Baka Mitai

Based on "The Story of Tonight (Reprise)" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
I may not give my life for honor
(I may not give my life for honor)
But I would gladly give for you
(I would gladly give for you)
And when I hunger for a tree frog
(And when you hunger for a tree frog)
I'm still in a dream, snake eater

Hammy - Snake Eater

Based on "Take a Break" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Professor, professor look!
My name is Luke
I am a gentleman
I wrote this puzzle just to remfermem
And my hands are sticky
But for one Hint Coin I'll say the answer's three
"Another puzzle solved!"

Hammy - Luke's Puzzle

Based on "Stay Alive" from Hamilton

Trogdor (Trogdor)
Was a man (was a man)
I mean he was dragon man (burninate!)
Or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still Trogdor (Trogdor!)

Hammy - Trogdor

Based on "My Shot" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
I am not having a single thought
I am not having a single thought
Hey yo I just have some poo brain
I don't know what I'm saying and
I'm not having a single thought

Hammy - None Thoughts

Decided to not upload this as a Hammy but here it is for posterity. Based on "What'd I Miss" from Hamilton.

Lyrics:
Ahh-ooh
"France" is what I yell into my DS but I'm not sure why it works
I think the voice recognition's busted
Ahh-ooh
I believe, your honor, that there's evidence this witness has been coached
The prosecution's cheating
Yet you're only mad at me
"Objection!"
*gavel bang* *kaboom*

Objection (France)

Cover of "Simple and Clean" by Utada Hikaru produced for my Kingdom Hearts stream July 3rd 2018.

Would you believe this was the first take?

Simple And Clean Cover

noice

Based on "Alexander Hamilton" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Alexander Hamilton
Thanks for the Alexander Hamilton
How many times can I say Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton (4x-ish times) Alex- beghh

Hammy - How Many Times

Based on "Alexander Hamilton" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Thanks for the ten dollars
I said thanks for the ten dollars
And there's a million things I can buy with ten bucks
Like....uh....some...lettuce

Hammy - Lettuce

Based on "Alexander Hamilton" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Alexander Hamilton
My name's not Alexander Hamilton
So please don't call me Alexander Hamilton
That's not my name, not my name

Hammy - Not My Name

Based on "You'll Be Back" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Da (repeated many times)

Hammy - King Short

Based on "The Story of Tonight (Reprise)" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Raise a glass to the Commodore
The Commodore 64
Telling ze story of its bytes
It had 64 kilobytes

Hammy - C64

Based on "You'll Be Back" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Duh do do de boo duh du du duh duh buh de duh du buh buh doo do doo
Duh do do de doo buh bu du de du doo doo buh du doo doo doo
You say our love is draining and you can't go oooon
You'll see the one complainin' when I am goooone
And no don't change the subject
Thanks for the ten dollars

Hammy - King Long

Based on "Wait for It" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Indiana Jones has a phobia
And it's snakes (x3)
But he keeps living anyway
'til he falls in a pit and he quakes
'cuz it's filled with snakes
And if there's a reason I'm still alive
When the number of snakes here is five
I'm willing to wait for it
I'm willing to snake for it

Hammy - Snake for It

Based on "The Room Where It Happens" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
There's a spider and he's
Watchin' me poopin' (x3)
He's on the wall and he's
Watchin' me poopin' (x3)
Oh God he's crawlin' here
It's high time he disappeared
Flush him down the toilet
Don't want no spiders watchin' me while I'm poopin'

Hammy - Watching Me

Based on "Farmer Refuted" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Heed not the rabble who scream
'Here's my grandson'
That is in fact not their grandson
"Don't let them take my grandson"
They are teenagers it isn't possible
Don't let them be your grandpa
"Aw nuts" "Looks like they're onto us" "Aw man" etc.

Hammy - Grandson

Based on "Farmer Refuted" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Heed not the rabble who scream
'Noise pollution is not a big deal'
They are wrong
"OH MY GOD, TEAR THIS DUDE APART"
Blood from your eardrums is not what I'd call fun
Put your fingers in your ears
"I'M BARELY MAKING ANY NOISE, C'MON"

Hammy - Noise Pollution

Why don't you park your rump in that rocking chair right there and let me regale you with an overly long and complicated story.

From this video: https://youtu.be/tjiHufVEc7g

Dearly Be-banjo-ed

This ain't no diss track.  It's a...DiZ track.

Backing track provided by desca / Pond5.com

From this video: https://youtu.be/tjiHufVEc7g

Ansem the Wise

Based on "Non-Stop" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Why do you bark like you're running out of time?
"Bark!"
Bork day and night like you're running out of time?
"Bork!"
Every day you arf like you're running out of time
"Arf!"
Keep on borfing in the meantime
"Urf"

Hammy - Bark

Based on "One Last Time" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
One last fry
Do not, it belongs to me
One last fry
Don't even look at it
I'm gonna dip it in a little 'chup, a little 'chup
And watch you cry
No, you monster, why?
*chomp*

Hammy - One Last Fry

Would you believe this was all done in one take with my six arms?  It's true.

From this video: youtu.be/Ml5lDpJ5CgE

Face My Fears of Banjos

It's a guitar not a bass but I'm all out of good puns.

From this video: https://youtu.be/BdE3rS_saew

Dearly Bass-loved

Based on "Washington on Your Side" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Creeper, aw man
So we back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
Side-side to side
This task, a grueling one
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night

Hammy - Side

Based on "Guns and Ships" from Hamilton

Lyrics:
Omelette
I'm taking these eggs by the whisk gonna beat 'em and add salt and pepper
Omelette
Gonna put 'em in a skillet better butter 'em up and stir it with a spatula
Omelette
Watch me folding 'em, beholding 'em, it's golden yellow now
Omelette
It's hot so I burnt my thumb
Omelette
But I took a bite - YUM

Hammy - Omelette

This is all stuff I made for my YouTube and Twitch channels. Expect a lotta guitar, ukulele, and occasionally some mandolin and banjo.

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