Stink So Good

Back in '63
I was a missionary
Across the sea
To spread ye purity

I met the chief elder
We got along like brothers
Golden days and nights
Of enlightened wonder
But then one day
I done saw his
Daughter
Oh my!

Why dear lord do you do this to me
Remember last summer
And that village we had to flee
Fear not my god
Her beauty shall be ignored
I will not fail you my lord!

…

Later on that night
During mid-pumping
From the door
Came a thump thumping
The chief burst in
Yelling and screaming
"Is this my daughter that you be reaming?"
Yes it is said I
Now bring your wives and sisters cuz I need more
Pie

Now in retrospect
This was a mistake
I should have just said
Oh sorry chiefy mate!
He whipped out his cauldron
Boiled up some stock then said
"I'll now make your head as small as your cock!"

Now my head is so small
I can barely thunk at all
It's all red and raw
Ain't no trilbies fit no more
Got a little tuft of hair
That be real voodoo fashion
Oh woe is me
Look like a fucking onion
Take from this story
What you choose
One thing be sure
Got the Shrunken Head Blues

Shrunken Head Blues

Poundin' Uranus

The Unicorn and the Shark

Galactic Facefunk

Orbitin' Orifice

Captain Dazzlin's Last Stand

Asteroids are Gay

Slarchog 5000

Asstro Queef

Pumpin' Pulsarse

We Are the Sextraterrestrials

Burnin' Re-Entry

Frog

Wagwan

Dawning Slorridge

London Monster

Why?

Rubber Pants Blues

Barry

Blue Whale Blues

Booty on Toast

Right up Her Poo Cheeks

Sexual Balloons

Vegetable Samosas in Hammersmith

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Barry Slorridge is a British composer, producer, and multi-instrumentalist. Mr. Slorridge composes music in various genres such as electronic, experimental, alt-poop, blues, avant-garde, and ambient.

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