Episode recorded on 4/20/2021. Today on the podcast we get high on love as Tory dives into Gamer Dating dot com to find his player two. We move on to creating the next hit bumper sticker that everyone would love to show off on their hot ride. Finally we hit the Wikipedia Game Show to see who knows the most about our favorite green herb!

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Ep. 103: Thicc Dads Who Vape for Christ

This week we investigate a mysterious letter Tory received claiming that non-christians are to blame for this pandemic... but then the letter got stolen by the mail-grabbing street gang, again! Next we look towards the sky to discuss the possible impending doom from outer space. How do we spend our final moments before the space rock hits? With Mother's day approaching we decided to go down memory lane and chat about all the ways we have disappointed our mothers over the years. Suggest topics and questions over on our discord, or right here in the comments!

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Ep. 148: Disappointing Our Mothers

Well Tory is gone this week, so we thought we would put everyone out of work and replace all of our responsibilities with AI. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if an AI was trained by Baseless Claims? Step into an AI Missed Connections, where our digital boy longs for love and real human connection with questionable individuals. Perhaps you'd prefer to soak your toes in a delectable AI SwordWatch that proves the age old adage true that the biggest enemy of the Kingdom Hearts cosplayer is the 2 ton stallion. Next time, someone other than Tyler should train this robot boy because it's got a big stinky energy that seems like it picked up on all of his biases against losers and dorks who play card games like the nerds they are. Disgusting. We hope you enjoy our AI generated filth.Suggest topics or ask questions here in the comments or over on our Discord!

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Ep. 184: This Comedy Podcast Was Generated by AI

This week on the podcast we come up with WAY cooler ways to celebrate birthday’s as an adult like renting a horse or having a doctor fix your aging body for one low cost, or maybe having a man treat whales very poorly just for the birthday boy! Next, we figure out the best possible way to get a someone to stop talking to you during a flight. I don’t want to talk OK? Stop trying! Based on our listener submitted topics, we figure out who on the podcast is the most psychopathic. It’s Tyler, but we still consider the others! Lastly, we get a new episode of Missed Connections! Submit questions or topics for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord!

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Ep. 190: Hank the Whale Hurter

This week on our sweet little podcast is loose, as Tay is gone and the boys are unchained. What does this mean? Well, we talk all about Starfield and how many Papa Johns delivery drivers are getting dome at this very moment! Suggest topics and ask questions for the show either here in the comments or over on our DIscord!

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Ep. 203: The Amorphous Concept of Raw Suckability

This week on the show we discuss some fun new directions to take the podcast in like finding DB Cooper, reviewing Peeps Pepsi, and interviewing people immediately after being arrested for a DUI. Next, we figure out what each of us was the "nepo baby" of, like Tay and her wealthy family's catamaran. Send us your questions and topics for the show here in the comments and over on our Discord!

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Ep. 204: Nepo Baby of the Sea

This week we talk about Tory's weird TikTok algorithm trend, and learn about the liminal nightmare of Tyler's Wyoming adventure! Suggest topics here in the comments or on our Discord!

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Ep. 205: What Are Liminal Spaces?

Welcome to Halloween week here on the show! In spirit of the spooky season we discuss the very best "scary" costume ideas of 2023, and Jigsaw joins us to give the gang some SAW-styled scenarios to see how we would handle it. Send your questions or topic ideas here in the comments or over on our Discord channel!

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Ep. 206: Industrial Strength Smusher

On this week’s episode of the podcast the gang discuss whether ar not New York City is even worth Spider-Man saving it, we dig into some truly unhinged Applebee’s reviews, and the very worst Taco Bell on the planet. Leave a topic suggestion here or on our Discord!

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Ep. 207: Spider-Man Killed My DoorDasher

We're back this week with an episode all about how Christmas decor needs to wait it's dang turn, best ways to advance your Thanksgiving status amongst your family, improvements to the holiday menu, and a listener submitted topic! Suggest topics for future episodes here in the comments or over on our Discord!

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Ep. 208: A Textural Symphony in Your Mouth

This Black Friday the gang discusses some great products that may or may not be war crimes in a new Ad Nauseam, we figure out how to make online shopping more dangerous, and we talk about our worst gift exchanges! 

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Ep. 209: Academy Award Winning Goofs

This week on the podcast the gang discusses how to make Tinder dating infinitely better, the Florida psy-op to convince adults that Disneyworld is actually fun, public domain Mickey Mouse, and we become Ghost Hunting detectives in a new segment! 

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Ep. 210: Bigfeet Stole My Sister

This week on the podcast we learn that Tyler might in fact be the actual main character, and we go on an all-out whiney therapy spree - sharing all those petty little things in life that truly drive us crazy. Drop your petty annoyances in the comments or over on our Discord!

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Ep. 211: The Mississippi Haggler

This week on the podcast we learn about Alex Jones' newest grift: a video game where you fight all of his imaginary enemies, we look into a school that trains one on how to become Santa Claus, and we write some killer new Christmas stories in the form of festive Mad Libs! 

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Ep. 212: Run a Sleigh On Me, Santa

For this festive Christmas episode of Baseless Claims the gang invites you into our conversation about what Christmas rules we would change if we became the new Santa Claus. And as is unofficial tradition calls: we create the next hit Christmas film with our blockbuster "Ho Ho... Oh No!"
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Ep. 213: Ho Ho... Oh No!

Happy New Year everyone! Now that it's 2024 we knew we had to bring the hot topics you crave like: a Wonka review (except we didn't have time to see it yet), insane things to see your partner do that would be attractive, a new Wikipedia game show to help you be smarter in 2024, and a listener submitted topic! You can be a part of the show by suggesting topics or asking questions here in the comments or on Discord! 

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Ep. 214: A Tribute to POTUS

This week on the podcast we discuss a history of unserious soldiers, like the queens silly guards with the silly hats. Next we play a fun little shopping game, guessing Amazon products based upon one 5-star review and one 1-star review! Lastly, it's time for a new round of Craigslist Missed Connections! Suggest topics for the show over on our Discord!

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Ep. 215: Handsome Hot Dog Enthusiast

This week on our humble podcast we discuss Tory's disgusting Subway Artist adventure, and we break down really popular things that we just cannot get down with! Suggest topics and ask questions for the show here in the comments or on our Discord!

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Ep. 216: Get Your Cream Off My 12 Inches!

In this week's podcast we discuss betting and gambling on everyday situations, Sword Watch™ returns with a sharp new installment, and we fly high with a new, and never again happening, game show called Fact or Flap. Suggest topics in the comments or on our Discord!

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Ep. 217: Auntie Anne's Induced Zoomies

This week on the pod the gang discusses peeking at peoples screens while in public, how to frame your neighbor for a crime when he see's your poopy underwear, and protecting yourself from podcasters in your everyday life! Suggest topics or ask questions for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord!

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Ep. 218: Serial Peeker

This week on the podcast we go back in time to pretend Death Stranding is still a relevant video game to talk about as Tyler plays it for the first time, and we grit our teeth and hop down the stinky rabbit hole that is Craigslist Missed Connections to see the worst the world has to offer!

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Ep. 219: A Coozie For Your Dong

This week on the podcast we talk about conspiracy theories we "actually" believe in. Sonic the Hedgehog's bad design. Doctor's saying "you'll never walk again". The lottery. Put on your tinfoil hats and enjoy!

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Ep. 220: Conspiracy Theories We Actually Believe

In this episode of the podcast we imagine the dream/horror brain-chip we would want planted in our heads, very bad spy's sharing country secrets, getting answers to unanswerable questions, and being bald. Send us recommendations here in the comments or on DIscord!

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Ep. 221: Threateningly Neutral Man-to-Man Mouth Kiss

This week's show starts off with a bit of a doozy: a game about offensive sounding bird names. Now listen... they are just bird names. Seriously. Birds. So don't get upset! Next, we finally break our silence on Timothee Chalamet's smash-hit film: Wonka. Suggest topics or ask questions for the show in the comments or over on our Discord!

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Ep. 222: Wonka's Body Count

In this episode the gang talks about ways to feel confident while getting carded, we uncover a deep conspiracy about firemen, we learn who would win show-and-tell, and we soil your brain with Arnold Schwarzenegger making... "instructional" videos. Sorry about that. Suggest topics and ask questions here in the comments!

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Ep. 223: 3rd Place Swim Team Trophy

This week on the podcast the gang breaks down a depressing, elderly date conversation and dives into the ruthless world of advertising while they improv some exciting new brand campaigns for unexpected demographics! Suggest topics here in the comments or on our Discord!

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Ep. 224: Heinz Tide Pods

This week on the show we learn how to get back at a friend who gives you WAY to high of a dose of... well you know, we break down the ethics of tasting your Amazon delivery driver, and we pin down the best and worst video game soundtracks you can bump uglies to! Suggest topics and ask questions for the show here in the comments and over on our Discord! 

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Ep. 225: Waffle House Full Belly Missionary

This week on the podcast the gang decides if Do-It-Yourself businesses are ruining this planet and they look for a little more confidence from Craigslist Users on a new Missed Connections segment! Suggest topics and ask questions in the comments or on Discord!

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Ep. 226: An Unceremonious Kraft American Single

This week on the podcast we decide what is acceptable to sell door-to-door, and we come up with the next big way to watch movies! Suggest topics or ask questions here in the comments or on Discord!

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Ep. 227: Little Bostonian DVD 3rd Grader Grown Man

Today on the podcast we are once again visited by the terrible laundry human who somehow left an entire unopened bottle of Danimals sloppy yogurt in the dryer. We jump to a new segment diving into the proper etiquette to life's worst situations. How do you handle holding a door open? What do you say if an alcoholic wants you to buy them booze? What if they're hot? Find out in this episode!

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Ep. 96: Built Danimals™ Tough

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