Zebra tells us the only acceptable spit sitch.

Anothergirlsmouth

Good evening Twitter, this is ya boi eatdatpussy445 and about like 30 to 45 minutes ago i beat the fuck out of my dick so God damn hard that I cant even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point to where it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss

eatdatpussy445

Jessie Toy

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

nice and fun

if you want to be happy go outside and take in the fresh air and listen to what the happy people in your life tell you. you aren’t better than them and being stubborn is hurting you more, stop thinking about the bad things in the world, focus on the present. don’t be dumb.

Don't Be Dumb

Want To Be Happy?

Ouch! I'm never watching these garbage shit romance. Anime fans are fucking losers; and say she's my waifu don't you find that cringe or EMBARRASSING if you don't there's no saving you.

Cringe and Embarrassing

Garbage Shit Romance

Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay
To mould me Man? did I solicit thee
From darkness to promote me, or here place
In this delicious garden? As my will
Concurred not to my being, it were but right
And equal to reduce me to my dust;
Desirous to resign and render back
All I received; unable to perform
Thy terms too hard, by which I was to hold
The good I sought not. To the loss of that,
Sufficient penalty, why hast thou added
The sense of endless woes?
--
Paradise Lost reading requested by @All_Prays on twitter

Paradise Lost

Book X, 743-754

"YOU HAVE JUST IMPLIED THAT COMMUNISM IS AN INNATELY FLAWED SYSTEM

THE COUNCIL WILL NOW DECIDE YOUR FATE"

original tweet:
https://twitter.com/PandasAndVidya/status/1290921507657592833

The Reeebound Redditor

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