I am an Indie Developer
I don't like you businessmen
You're always trying to make me money
But I know how to list a game for $.99

I am an Indie Developer
I can do it all on my own
I don't need money to do what I love
I'm comfortable in my parent's home

I can handle all of your SDKs
I'm not worried about your APIs
But you need to get out of my face
When you talk about how to monetize

Ads are the devil
In-app purchases are Satan's tool
Trust me, I don't need your help
Do you take me for a fool?

Because I am an Indie Developer
I'm living in a paradox
I don't care at all about money
But I sure hope my game makes a lot

BBMcKinsey