little town flirt

VERSE 1
wanna get a get away from here
wanna do a do a runner
i dont wanna be fucking near
this goddamn bummer

of a life, of a life
need a car to fucking drive
away from this place
that i really do not like

face the pain
fading away
i hate the way that it feels


VERSE 2
wanna run a run away from here
need to find a find a new life
everything i want is all so clear
but is too far from my

grasp, my grasp
need to drive really fast
away from this place
leave it all in the past

face the pain, fading away x3

i hate the way that it feels

i said face the pain
fading away
i hate the way that it feels

bummer life

i feel like im in disguise
im wearing all my lies
but i cant 
escape from you

trapped within my head
the guy i was is dead
and im the only thing thats left

i want you to be 
the last person i see 
everytime i go to sleep

i went right into my head
ripped who i was to shreds
and im the only thing thats left

im the only thing thats left

I’m so angry
And so upset
Cause you can’t
See me at all
And I’m all alone
And we’re stuck in our homes
When I’m without you
There's nothing to do
I wanna be with

You In my arms
I wish you were
Really here with me
But you are
Still stuck In my screen
Just come out

I lost all respect
So how do I expect
To get a job or life
When you can be my wife
I’ll throw my life away
Just to see your face
How could I go back
It felt so right and real
I dreamt of having

You In my arms
I wish you were
Really here with me
But you are
Still stuck In my screen
Just come out

How did I get this way
Dictated by anime
Obsessed with one girl
Who never will love me
I’ve killed the chance to belong
And now I’m stuck with

You In my arms
I wish you were
Really here with me
But you are
Still stuck In my screen
Just come out
I can’t live without
You In my arms
I wish you were
Really here with me
But you are
Still stuck In my screen
Just come out

I WISH YOU WERE REAL

Write Me Off

I miss you so much dude
.
I met this girl and she says shes the religous type.
 I said thats really cool cuz so am I
(Shes so based )
We went on a couple dates and then i came to find (what'd you find?)
that shes not quite the same as I. 
(Shes off the tribe)
I don't know what to do. 

She has lots of money and she seperates her milk plate from her meat. and I like her cooking, she said its kosher. 
Her kippa smells like feet. 

but I cant date a girl thats going to hell now cant date a girl thats going to hell. THIS IS MY JEWISH BREAKUP 

Im scared to like this girl
But she tells me Jesus Christ is boiling in a pot of shit and I
Want her grandmas bagel recipe 
I'm invited to the synagogue but I will not go
Because her last name is Shmoley-Sheklestein
Her dads a lawyer .....
Hes a lawyer ...

Her mom's a doctor and her dad's a lawyer
and her brother owns a bank (or two!)
And i cannot help but see her crooked nose
in her pictures when I wank.
but I cant date a girl thats going to hel
now I cant date a girl thats going to hell..
THIS IS MY JEWISH BREAKUP

She made me sign a prenup and shes charging me interest 
I know the money i borrow usually is not like this
If I could bake 6 million cookies
For her in 6 years
Im dating a fucking jewish girl
And all I know is fear
6 million love letters will not fix this

She has lots of money and she seperates her milk plate from her meat. and I like her cooking, she said its kosher. 
Her kippa smells like feet. 

but I cant date a girl thats going to hell now cant date a girl thats going to hell. THIS IS MY JEWISH BREAKUP 



Goyfriend 2- (My Jewish Breakup) Ft. Lil Watermark

Track 5 off the debut EP 'Creekside Killers' by BBQ Sorcerer and Balzalderag!

-LYRICS-
swing low yeah I'm frying up your brain waves
bitch drop once I hit you with the war glaive
that's right I'm gonna send you to the graveyard
the shadow realm bitch I got the heart of the cards
stand back or I'll hit you with the blood curse
primary method of making my enemies disperse
throwing grenades out the window of mah hearse
red carpet bomb walk of shame you're gonna play the part
that you rehearsed

never feeling worse
they call us cattle in a herd
and proclaim themselves the lions
when they are a pack of pussies
and the wolves set in to find them
cause we tired of this lying
and we tired of this grinding
just to find that half of it is gone
because of someone else's crying
bitch how bout you read between the lines
and spend a little time getting down how bout just trying
to even fathom what I'm talking bout
bitch.

swing low yeah I'm frying up your brain waves
bitch drop once I hit you with the war glaive
that's right gonna send you to the graveyard
the shadow realm bitch I got the heart of the cards
stand back or I'll hit you with the blood curse
primary method of making my enemies disperse
throwing grenades out the window of mah hearse
red carpet bomb walk of shame you're gonna play the part
that you rehearsed

call me doom and call me agony and call me death
and call me suffering and call me Samsara
you can call me Buddha yeah bitch you can call me Jesus
you can call me Hell and Heaven you can call me Enchiridion
bitch I cast that money spell so
call me double dollar demon
yeah I'm fiending yeah I'm fiending
tryna tell you what I'm meaning but I can't
cause I'm obscuring otherwise I'll be defeated
subversion that's number one won't play by the rules of my enemies
I'm tearing 'em apart from within

yeah I'm frying up your brain waves
bitch drop once I hit you with the war glaive
that's right gonna send you to the graveyard
the shadow realm bitch I got the heart of the cards
stand back or I'll hit you with the blood curse
(stand back or I'll hit you with the hit you with the)
stand back or I'll hit you with the blood curse
(stand back or I'll hit you with the hit you with the)

copyright ©2025 BBQ Sorcerer & Balzalderag!

SWING LOW

LOW-T

VERSE 1
im trapped, im doomed
wasting in my room
it's who i am
barely a man
my voice, my soul
all ever so sore
my "friends", so-called
left me so cold

CHORUS
so cold
why should i fall
at the hands of what i know
and what i dont

VERSE 2
im doomed, im trapped
the empathy i lack
my heart, my hope
all of which are broke
the most of my
pain of which i try
to force away
was caused by me in the first place

CHORUS
so cold
why should i fall
at the hands of what i know
and what i dont
so cold

A Picture Of A Girl Slitting Her Wrists Hidden In A Kids Toy

I Wish You Responded To My Text

Fuck Bedroom Punk

Underground Hip-Hop from Brisbane Australia.
Big ups my shadow court boys reppin' 4055.

SWING LOW

BBQ Sorcerer

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