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🥷🎄 Jingle Slice Ninja WEIRD NINJA BARS: THE CHRISTMAS TAPE (Full Album) 🎄🥷 Description: Forget the silent nights. We got beef with gingerbread men, tactical snowball warfare, and Santa throwing actual hands. 🥊❄️ LyricalWarzone presents the most chaotic holiday mixtape in history. This isn't your grandma's carols—this is Christmas on caffeine, glitchy ninja skills, and 808s that hit harder than a snowball to the face. Tracklist:
Silent Night, Violent Fight – 'Twas the night before chaos...
Gingerbread Manhunt – The cookie is fast, but the ninja is weird.
Snowball War: Defcon Freeze – Tactical anime warfare in the front yard.
Santa Got Hands – The boss fight. He's got a mean right hook.
Jingle Slice Ninja – Surf-rock trap chaos. Don't ask.
Warning: Listening may cause uncontrollable roundhouse kicks and sudden cravings for spicy Pop-Tarts. Produced by Lyrical Warzone Ninja approved. ✅

#ComedyRap #ChristmasTrap #NinjaRap #WeirdCore #HolidayMixture #MemeRap #LyricalWarzone #TrapChristmas #FunnyRap #HipHop #ChaoticEnergy #NewMusic #SoundCloudRappers #WeirdNinja

Santa Got Hands

3 grammer

BOOM BAP NOODLES (ft. Cool Markee)

bro wtf 

mf zeph: 

what the fuck is really going on
im at the bottom of this bottle
and i dont have long
i cant be your joseph joestar
don't know how to be strong
since you left, nothings right
and i cant right all my wrongs
another corny song about love and disappointment
you say that he a simp, well bitch
who you think coined it?
i could try and rent a girlfriend
but the purchase gon be voided
so ill push aside my life
and devote it to the poison

another little snakebite shawty
addicted to this dick
and like everything gaudy
yet i just want your heart
ain't fixated on your body
think about you in the shower
sipping black coffee
honestly if i was your offspring
i still think you'd drop me
pop me with a glock, please
make my knees shake
take my dough, apply the heat
i just wanna see me bake
im the only person
i think that i could ever hate
rip my batteries out
just step on the corrosion
cant believe i ever let
the pussy have me floatin
steppin in this hoe
like an alcoholic shogun
you went and broke my heart
killed me for fun
trippin over succubus bitches
and i won't ever stop
i came here for the alcy
and you came here for the cock
ain't been eating lately
i just question my stability
where are all the bitches
who gon kill for me

what the fuck is really going on
im at the bottom of this bottle
and i dont have long
i cant be your joseph joestar
don't know how to be strong
since you left, nothings right
and i cant right all my wrongs
another corny song about love and disappointment
you say that he a simp, well bitch
who you think coined it?
i could try and rent a girlfriend
but the purchase gon be voided
so ill push aside my life
and devote it to the poison

papa sleep:

eyes wide open
i cant see why my heart broken
change with the wind
now you change with the tides
we werent meant to be together
we been cutting up them ties
i been feeling better since we went on our separate rollercoaster rides
it's just me myself and i
i'm not lonely
its just that everytime someone says they dont want me
i ain't get surprised
treat me coldly it's just fine
all i do is whine and people seem to fucking love it
i dont care about you
you dont care about me
say you wanna stay friends
you cant handle absolute truth
i been wasting all the summers of my youth
looking for the one to sooth my pain
maybe i'll just meet her on the internet
maybe we can meet in person
maybe she can hold my hands
maybe she can help me forget all my mistakes
all of my bad days
all of my dumb ways
turn me to a better person
i cant handle being like this
life has turned me to a bitter person
i just hope you the one painting strokes on my bigger picture
you the one who gets to hold my heart
baby can we get a fresh start
i dont think ive said enough
sit with me and watch the sunset fall till it's dark

wtf! (feat. papa sleep) [prod. jaylock]

Law (ft. Backprints)(prod. YaiBoiNook)

ASYLUM - randombrownkid & Dauntlas

SCREAM - Yammy & Dauntlas

TOMB STONE - Coxa

DEMON FLESH - KenZ

SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/track/0VaUycmM2XL5h9KACeYhuT

APPLE MUSIC: https://music.apple.com/us/album/almost-got-evicted-lol-single/1547094556

lowkey actually almost evicted over this shit lol that title ain't a joke. anyways i've holding onto this song for ages now lol im happy to have it out already. if yall want more screaming shit lemme know :) its honestly fun as hell 

huge props to @nuumastar on ig for the sick ass cover art! they're extremely talented and i'm thankful for having them help me out with that
this dope ass beat made by the one and only amazing @xcoxax love ya homie <3
and shoutout to the homie @nodamnlife for mixing as always, can't be done without him

LYRICS:
aye aye like a million times lol

imma snatch your bitch with the fat ass
I already tapped that
only give her $20 on her cash app
she let me screenshot her snapchat 
her neck game ain't half bad
in my tinted whip it be matte black
do a lot of drugs under the number of blackjack
I'm placing my bets, I bet I'm better at sex
I'm bet I'm better at placing tecs at necks to those who will not confess 
pets gonna get what he gets 
finna smoke em all like a pall mall
all y'all till the fuckin bodies get hauled off
I might just chew through your crew like a Mike Ike
ya might like breathing so please do not try to fight
you ain't got the right
slicing my enemies like sesshomaru
taking your girl home with me I bet she over you
I'm fucking better than you, I get her wetter than you
my dick gonna wear her like a sweater till her snatch snatches my baby
I'm fucking crazy, lately I've been fucked in the head 
probably put a bullet through it paint the walls red
thinking bout what lead the lead to slip through my head 
all these pussies fucking think i wont do it again 

i think i got no limit, im livid, i pull up with a stick 
i stick it, its a sticky situation like a piston  
picky like your girly when she gawking on my dicky
sloppin my knob she got it lift it up then she gon drop it

im drivin im drivin i swerve and i crash and i die like a curse been cast and im blinded
kinda hurt but its fine i'll revive im alive and im just gonna try to deny my demise
dont give a fuck what they say
pulling up with an ak 
spraying it right in they face like they maced
dont give a fuck bout this place, i am a disgrace
step on these bugs spray em like raid 
snorting that oxy up clean billy mays
on the block like a proxy, obnoxiously praised
cock got a lot she gon' take it for days

slurping my dick like an animal it tastes like danimals
boutta shove it in her camel toe
all of my music is final like pressed on a vinyl 
depressed im a mess and im taking that title
as a matter of fact i be rubbing her cat, cat, cat 
giving that booty a god damn smack
hit it from the back eating her up like a snack 
yuh yuh 
this shit is wack
aye aye aye AYE 
this shit is wack

almost got evicted lol

almost got evicted lol (prod. Coxa)

we make raps in our bedrooms.

Pet - @thekirbymudkip
No Life - @nodamnlife
Lvckyfvce - @lvckyfvce
Marmal8 - @drmarmal8
Skelator - @s_kelator
Exotic - @rkilammusic
Gus - @gusbubba
Alex - @alexultra75
Otter8D - @otter8d
Tokiejoestar - @nathaniel-white-171858346
EliteGB - @elitegb

ASYLUM - randombrownkid & Dauntlas

[bdrm]

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