So like i went to norman cook's studio and like Riva Starr was there too he was like "hey, how bout "eat sleep rave repeat"" and i was like "sure". . . so we talked about things that had happened when we'd been up for 3 days partying and i went and spat this horse-shit into his dirty, dirty microphone. . now its a tune you can buy n shit. . . but here's the bullshit in it's full entirety for your remixing displeasure. 

anus

Eat Sleep Rave Repeat - original vocal take (WARNING! CONTAINS BULLSHIT)

First upload in a minute. . . brand new tech. . . all improvised. My patrons challenged me to come up with music based on weird sh*t they've found online. Here's what happened...

Undulating Chinchillas (full- Wav2) 3

Never Thought

Shelter me from the rain

Shelter me from the rain (feat. MC HyperScott)

I played in Mannheim. I think this show was a good show. Now you are listening to it. If you like it consider helping me keep doing it on patreon https://www.patreon.com/beardyman there you can listen to all of my stuff, get insights into how i do what i do, chat shit and get sampled into the music on live streams. See you there!

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Mannheim 2022

I am Beardyman. You are not Beardyman. . I AM BEARDYMAN!!! I AM HIM!!!! I WANT GREEEEEN JELLY!!!!!!!!!

Best Stream Ever

ONE ALBUM PER HOUR IS COMING SOON to a youtube near you, live!    -----  Sep 14th to oct 14th 2014 -----   featuring some very special guests. 

One Album Per Hour - Edinburgh Fringe 2014

01 A Cheerful And Sunny Disposition

03 Getting There

02 2^25,000 1 Against And Falling

11 Before The Fall   Move On

10 Mountain Side

A mix i done. An hour of music. I done this mix with my kaoss pads and and my mouth and a keyboard and logic and my fingers and my brain. You listen to it now. you download it also. yes. 

Radio 1 "Essential Mix" (Web Edit)

Completely improvised track featuring the amazing

Andy Gangadeen: Drums
Steve Lawson:      Bass
Gary Lucas:           Guitar
Beardyman:           Keys and vocals 

"Where the wind blows, I will go" -  improvised track (One Album per Hour - the Dream Team Sessions)

Quite simply the greatest freestyle of all time. Leen is not human. 

This special edition of "One Album per Hour" featured some of my favourite people all freestyling musically and lyrically, with me shouting instructions in their ear pieces from the back of the stage. 

Leen     (MC)
@LeeN_NLT

Dizraeli   (MC)
@mcdizraeli

Bela Trix  (Double Bass)
https://www.facebook.com/BellatrixOnline

Rob Lewis   (Cello)
http://roblewis.co

Andy Gangadeen   (Drums)
http://www.thebays.com/profiles-andy.html

Arthur Lea     (Keys)
http://www.arthurlea.co.uk/Arthur_Lea/Home.html

"Titles Don't Come For Free" feat. Leen and Disraeli (improvised track)

Thankfully contains no gabba. . 

This special edition of "One Album per Hour" featured some of my favourite people all freestyling musically and lyrically, with me shouting instructions in their ear pieces from the back of the stage. 

Leen     (MC)
@LeeN_NLT

Dizraeli   (MC)
@mcdizraeli

Bela Trix  (Double Bass)
https://www.facebook.com/BellatrixOnline

Rob Lewis   (Cello)
http://roblewis.co

Andy Gangadeen   (Drums)
http://www.thebays.com/profiles-andy.html

Arthur Lea     (Keys)
http://www.arthurlea.co.uk/Arthur_Lea/Home.html

Gabba Gabba Gabba Tetris Gabba

I have did gig at Prague of Czec Republic. Is audio are present here of part where is Drum and Bass music is. 

Beardyman - Prague 2015 - Dnb Section

It is that i have did show in Sydney Australia. Here is. Thanking you listen. 

One Album per Hour, Sydney Australia 2016 show 2

Fucking Beardyman, fucking JFB, fucking klumzy-tung, fucking Ed Solo, fucking doing some fucking shit. . . 

Prank calls, badboy tunes, dadaist turntablism, freeform nonsense, clips of the madness from some of the most insane Battlejam nights, and choice off-cuts from Beardyman and JFB's leafier production sessions. . .  

you love it, you vapid whore. . . 


Battlejam Podcast 3

I was asked by Stas Merkulov to appear on his show, "Something Special" the biggest dance music Radio show in Moscow. I produced this in real time on the Beardytron5000 then edited for your listening pleasure. Enjoy!

Megapolis FM session 2016

Myself, Rob Lewis and the great and powerful LeeN on Matt Edmonson & Alice Levine's show taking a suggestion from the British Public.

We're Touring Ireland from  30th Nov to 4th dec book tix here! http://beardyman.co.uk/

Beardyman, LeeN & Rob Lewis on Radio 1 "Water Bottles in the Sun"

Not Elliot Smith

so this was one of the first gigs with my brand new system in which I tried some brand new things . . . . . kinks. . . . kinks. . .. hi jinks. . . . thinks . . . . . . knowing winks . . . who built the sphinx? your mum stinx. . .

Nectar, Seattle 2018

Klumzy Tung done made an album. I done a remix. I done the remix live using my new equipment then i edited the hour or so of jamming in logic on my laptop which made of all sorts of materials from all over the world, including the congo. I'm not proud. But you can't see my balls. I can though. . . i'm looking at my balls. . . . 

Klumzy Tung: Easy for the Wiseman (Beardyman Re-fnarb)

6am (Ready to Write)

6am (Ready to Write) [feat. Joe Rogan]

6am (Ready to Write) (Remixes EP)

6am (Ready to Write) (Beardyman's Extended Edit) [feat. Joe Rogan]

6am (Ready to Write) (Beardyman's Club Edit) [feat. Joe Rogan]

Beardyman Minimix for Annie Mac on BBC Radio One

Welcome to the SHEER VOLUME project
This is track 1 of 52 that i'll be releasing EVERY single Friday between now and this time next year.
Stream/Buy the radio edit of the track here: https://beardyman.ffm.to/everyendisab...
or the full length version if you want it. https://beardyman.ffm.to/everyendisab...

This year i'll be releasing 52 singles, 12 podcasts, 52 live streams and a bunch of video content too. 

I was thinking about the project, about 2020, about my experience of life so far, about the universe in general, and this song came to me, fairly fast - the lyrics and the song's structure crystallised in my head over a couple of days, then it was just a matter of trying to do it justice. I felt like it needed to be performed in as close to real-time as i could, so this whole song is one live take, edited slightly for brevity's sake. I only did the one pass; I kinda feel like that's the best way to do things. The whole thing was recorded in real time, in sequence and without stopping, and it's all built from my vocals and beatboxing. Regardless of what it sounds like, none of it is pre-produced. Only the automation on the loops and samples was pre-determined, but if you don't put sounds in it's just silent and building a song on this rig demands a high degree of manual control. I like it that way. It's like flying a mind-plane made of music, good intentions and ipads. Blarrf.

I'm more excited about this year than I've ever been about anything! I'm touring too. And there's heaps more stuff to announce!!!

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Every End Is A Beginning

You Ain't Seen the Last of Me Yet

I Really Don't Care... Do You?

Heroes

I am the arrangement of molecules currently known as Beardyman. The sun will engulf the earth. 

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