In this episode Hayley and Kat deconstruct The Act, Prison Reform, Dr. Frasier Crane, and much more!


Music by Crystal Mesh


WARNING: this episode contains discussion of trauma and other potentially triggering content

Gypsy (Rose), Tramps, and Thieves

In this episode Hayley and Kat dissect the pop cultural female narrative and share their timely opinions on Forrest Gump.

Music by Crystal Mesh

WARNING: this episode contains discussion of trauma and other potentially triggering content

The Feminine Sinise

HAPPY POST-PRIDE!
In this episode featuring commentary from Derek Fearon, Leah Pinero, and Rob Roth, Hayley and Kat take a journey through The Village to a restaurant right near the heart of the World Pride Parade

Music by Crystal Mesh

Pride Ride

In this episode Hayley and Kat attempt to discuss current events alongside the importance of the film Foxfire, actress Cathy Moriarty, and much more!

Music by Crystal Mesh

Feeling My Joyce Carol Oates

In this episode Hayley and Kat breakdown the cultural fascination with true crime, and display that neither have any idea what Matlock is, but thoroughly enjoy quality television.

Music by Crystal Mesh

WARNING: this episode contains discussion of trauma and other potentially triggering content

Fictional True Crime

In the season finale of Beat Face Radio, Hayley and Kat audit previous episodes to deliver listeners the cold. hard. FACTS.

Music by Crystal Mesh

WARNING: this episode contains discussion of trauma and other potentially triggering content

Facts Machine

In this very rare (or not so rare) MANIC EPISODE, we present to you a public service announcement on mental healthcare and wellness during the summertime SADness. Other discussions include Joan Crawford and Seamless orders. BE WELL, OUR ADORING FANS. TAKE CARE!

Warning: We pull the trigger pretty hard with this one and discuss a lot on trauma

Theme music: My Cabana by Crystal Mesh

Manic Episode: A Beat Face PSA

WE'RE BACK!
Happy Hot Girl Rosh Hashanah!
In our season premiere we update you on our recent press tour, what we've been watching, and why we don't like noise shows.

Featuring theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh

Hot Girl Rosh Hashanah

In this episode Hayley and Kat sit down with Wendy Napoles, mother of Drag Kid Desmond is Amazing. We cover all the bases: strip malls, military drones, Scorsese's Goodfellas, WWII, NYC badass babes, and pageantry, but most importantly we find out what's actually going on behind the scenes of Desmond's particularly young drags and get to the bottom of the hullabaloo.

Theme Music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh

WARNING: There is vast talk of trauma throughout the episode

Drag Moms featuring Wendy Napoles

In this episode we sit down with star of stage and screen, audio and visual genius MACY RODMAN! Hear us discuss all of the hot topics: Showgirls, John Travolta, weird sex stories, the time Kat posed as a caterer on Lady Gaga's video set, Hayley's high school vendetta, and of course Macy's new album Endless Kindness!

Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh

David Barton Day Spa featuring Macy Rodman

HELLO, SPOOPIES!
In this episode Beat Face Radio teams up with the WICKEDLY talented Robert Goulet Brothers to find out who is the spoopiest queen in all of the land. Spooptacular queens Severely Mame, Angelica Sundae, Lucy Balls, and Queen Robert faced a series of grueling and ghouling challenges to prove to us who can be the next Spoop Supreme

The Robert Goulet Brothers Present- GLAMPIRA

From Queen of the Desert to NYC entrepreneur we sit down with barber/stylist, Angie Elizalde. Listen to us discuss small town teenage life, sticking with your intuition, celeb clients, misty fades, presidential endorsements, and her new shop Highlo. 

Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh

Mystified Featuring Angie Elizalde

In this episode we serve you hot takes on our favorite truther conspiracies, Instagram's new policies, spiral behavior, dating exes, and how Dynasty, The Golden Girls, The Nanny, and Monica Lewinsky can join forces to help us learn whatever the government is hiding.

Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh

Warning: talks of trauma, depression, and the like

Fran Fiction

It's the most wonderful time of the year: Hayley and Kat's episode audit. That's right we're back again with our fact-checking episode and call in our esteemed colleague Shane Shane to enlighten us and our audience of Coco's legacy on the Golden Girls.

WARNING: episode contains potentially triggering content 

Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh

FACTS MACHINE: PART DEUX

After a break filled with spirals, meltdowns, cocktails and MEDIA, Hayley and Kat are back with only one thing left to do: cast the Ryan Murphy produced American Crime Story: Wine Stains. Listen to all the hot takes and real-time case coverage in this star-studded episode! 

WARNING: Lots of sensitive content 

Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh

The Casting Couch

In this episode Hayley enlightens the audience with a behavioral-approach to dating, while we learn that Kat enjoys free meals and fuckboiis 

WARNING: This episode discusses trauma 

Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh

Date Watchers

In this episode Hayley and Kat take a break from the psychobabble to educate on Greek mythology then jump right back into the cultural plague of narcissism

Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh 

WARNING: episode contain discussion of trauma and heavy subjects

Cunansense

In this episode Kat discusses revisiting Titanic then the two ladies have an in depth discussion on how to discover one's values.

WARNING: Content may be triggering 

Theme Music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh

Whatever Happened To Billy Zane?

Hayley and Kat are back continuing on with the utmost apathy for corporate culture, but still maintain a good sense of humor. 

Theme music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh

Punxuality

In this episode Hayley and Kat discuss whistle blowing, media conglomerates, try to figure out the definition of "hedge fund," then chat with comedian, writer and superstar Jake Thompson about speaking out against creeps in the workplace

WARNING: this episode contains triggering content

Theme Music "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh

Cahoots With Canoodlers featuring Jake Thompson

Millennial ethics and pop culture trash brought to you by Kat Lloyd and Hayley Blatte: the best faces in radio

Theme music: "My Cabana" by Crystal Mesh

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