Ana is a drunk-ass bastard and Christian is totally going to take her home to his hotel room or something, and Kate is a whore.

Alex Reads Fifty Shades of Grey Part 16

Christian says he's not into necrophilia and he insinuates butt sex and then he goes to take a shower leaving Ana hot and bothered as usual.

Alex Reads Fifty Shades of Grey Part 17

Ana does things in the shower that  I don't want to have to discuss, and Christian bitches at her some more.

Alex Reads Fifty Shades of Grey Part 18

Christian is totally going to bang Ana so hard soon, and they're going on a date tonight in a helicopter for whatever fucking reason other then they can.

Alex Reads Fifty Shades of Grey Part 19

So Christian is going to take Ana home and then suddenly they almost get it on in the elevator but then some cockblocking business men get in and ruin it, and also I can't read because I'm a fucking dumbass.

Alex Reads Fifty Shades of Grey Part 20

I finally decide to continue my Fifty Shades of Grey adventure, and regret it immediately as Christian drives Ana home and they have a boring conversation and Ana realizes Christian is a stalker but that's okay because they made out in the elevator earlier.

Alex Reads Fifty Shades of Grey Part 21

More homosexual undertones in dialogue between Kate and Ana, along with hair sniffing and teenage girl hormones thanks to Christian.

Alex Reads Fifty Shades of Grey Part 22

Ana and Christian go on a fabulous helicopter adventure ride!!!

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