FIRST JAM BRAH! FUCKIN SICK! FUCKIN' SHREDDIN THAT GUITAR BRO!!!

BEER PONG CHAMPIONZ FIRST JAM

A rough cut of our sick up and coming remix of Jeep Motorcycle's "Hey Danny". Its gonna be fuckin sick bro!!! Shit should be comin' at your life soon!

Hey Danny Remix (Rough Cut)

GET OUT, YOU BROKE MY WOMP (Rabid Jeep Attack Dubstep Remix)

Song about the time when my favorite polo got ruined by a bottomless bucket of wings at The Green Turtle. I was so mad brah.

My Favorite Polo

BEER PONG CHAMPIONZ CHRISTMAS SONG BROSKIS!!!

CHRISTMAS, BRAH!!!

NEW (NU) BPC SONG INSTRUMENTAL (VOCALS SOON)

OUR 1ST SINGLE! 

LYRICS:

BEER
PONG
CHAMPIONZ
BEER
PONG
CHAMPIONZ
YOU CAN'T. BEAT ME. IN BEER PONG.
NO YOU CAN'T
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME IN BEER PONG
I'D LIKE TO WATCH YOU TRY
COME ON BRO
WE DON'T PLAY BY GOUCHER RULES
WE DON'T PLAY BY LOYOLA RULES
WE DON'T PLAY BY YOUR FUCKIN HOUSE RULES
WE PLAY FOR TOWSON UNIVERSITY

BEER PONG CHAMPIONZ

BEER PONG CHAMPIONZ SECOND SINGLE 

LYRICS:

THE OTHER DAY
I WAS WALKIN DOWN THE STREET
I'D ONLY HAD A PROTEIN BAR
SO I REALLY NEEDED TO EAT
STOPPED INTO MY FAVORITE SPORTS BAR TO GET A DRINK
AND AS I WAS SITTING THERE I STARTED TO THINK
I REFLECTED ON MY LIFE
AND ALL OF MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS
IVE DONE SO MANY WONDERFUL THIINGS...
IT'S JUST AMAZING
I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW ONE TIME I MADE A WALLET OUT OF DUCT TAPE
IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD WALLET
BUT ALL OF THE BILLS WOULD STICK TO THE INSIDE
BUT I DECIDED THAT THIS MADE SENSE 
BECAUSE THAT MEANT THAT THAT NOBODY COULD STEAL MONEY FROM ME
PRETTY GOOD IDEA RIGHT?
THEN I WAS THINKING ABOUT OTHER THINGS
ABOUT HOW MUCH I ROCK AT BEER PONG
LIKE THE OTHER NIGHT
WE WERE PLAYING WITH THESE SISSIES FROM UH COLLEGE PARK
MAN THEY REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOIN
I WHOOPED THEIR ASSES SO HARD AND THEN WE PLAYED FLIP CUP
IM EVEN BETTER AT FLIP CUP
PRETTY AMAZING
AND THEN I WAS THINKIN ABOUT THIS GIRL THAT I LIKE
THINK HER NAMES UH... KAYTLYNN?
SHES ON THE FIELD HOCKEY TEAM
PRETTY CUTE 
REALLY TAN
YA KNOW MUSCLEY LEGS
PRETTY GORGEOUS ACTUALLY
MAYBE I'LL HIT HER UP LATER
WE WENT OUT ONE TIME AND REALLY HIT IT OFF BUT YA KNOW I KINDA FORGOT ABOUT HER CAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY BABES ALWAYS TRYNA RIDE MY DICK
IT'S HARD BEIN A BRO...

Accomplishments

BEER PONG CHAMPIONZ THIRD SINGLE (TITLE COMING SOON)

HEY BROS AND BRO-HOES! WE'RE BEER PONG CHAMPIONS!!!
WE'RE THE MOST HARDCORE BAND EVER BRAH!!!
THINGS TO KNOW:
We started in 2011 brah. We play a kind of music called Douchecore. Douchecore, like, evolved from the BobbyHillCore genre and shit, and so we play some BobbyHillCore too and our broz play in some of the hardest BHC bands out there (Jeep Motorcycle, Rabid Jeep Attack, Ramen Eating Contest, Retard Check, Pretty Good, The Bobby &amp; The Hills, &amp; Walmart T-Shirt). We also play some other shit too, like Laxbrocore/Laxcore, Guidocore, Fratfolk, Laxthrash, Nu Metal, Crossover Laxthrash, Nu-er Metal, and some other shit, we're so hardcore that we're, like, fuckin unclassifiable brah. We also like other shit too, like Beer, Beer Pong, Tits, The Green Turle, LAX, Frat Parties, Babes, and other shit. So yeah dude, we're gonna put some shit up on here soon, check it cause its gonna be MAD SICK, brah, MAD FUCKIN SICK!!!

As of May 2012 BEER PONG CHAMPIONZ is:
Chaz Broseph : Keyz, Vox, Guitar
Blake Riley: Drum, Vox, Keyz

HAVE US COME PLAY AT YOUR PARTIEZ BRAH!!!

BEER PONG CHAMPIONZ

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