Get in loser, we're talking Mean Girls.

No, it's not October 3rd. But Bryan simply couldn't wait any longer to beer this movie to Dave, who is (of course) the nastiest skank bitch he's ever met.

Listen now! It's gonna be pretty grool. Maybe even fetch.

*Mean Girls © 2004 Paramount Pictures

EP25: Mean Girls (2004)

We're celebrating musical month! And Dave is starting things off with a bang by beering us South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut! 

The filthy children of South Park are even filthier on the big screen, and their parents have had enough. But obviously they're not to blame. It's those damn CANADIANS with their beady eyes and flappy jaws!

*South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut © 1999 Paramount Pictures

EP66: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

Musical month just keeps rolling on, filling our hearts like a baked potato. 

We're not done with Mr. Trey Parker just yet. Because Bryan beered us a movie from his college days about the horse that got away: Cannibal! The Musical. And we think you know precisely what we mean when we say it's a shpadoinkle episode! 

Why do we spend so much time talking about Bruce Springsteen, you ask? We don't know either! 

*Cannibal! The Musical © 1993 Avenging Conscience, Inc. and Cannibal Films Ltd.

EP67: Cannibal! The Musical (1993)

Wrap me in felt and stick your hand up my backside! We're Movin' Right Along through Musicals Month and this week is special birthday pick from Dave: It's The Muppet Movie! 

This movie holds a special place in Dave's heart and it helps Bryan remember where the sun rises and sets. So you know, pretty important. 

How long until we do a Ray Romano impression? Tune in to find out! 

*The Muppet Movie © 1979 Disney

EP68: The Muppet Movie (1979)

Musical Month continues! Kind of. Bryan tried to beer something appropriate for the month's theme, episode 69, AND the nearest episode to 4/20. It turns out Earth Girls Are Easy, while wildly entertaining, is BARELY a musical. 

But the show must go on! So take some colorful furry Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, and Damon Wayans aliens, one really horned-up 80s Geena Davis, and sprinkle in a couple songs, and you have this absolutely insane movie. 

*Earth Girls Are Easy © 1988 Earth Girls Movie Company LTD

EP69: Earth Girls Are Easy (1989)

Marc Bernardin uncovers nerdcore rapper MegaRan’s origin story, digs into life on the very high seas, and gets a NEW THEME SONG!

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We asked you to submit musicals for our end-of-the-month listener episode and you guys understood the assignment! At least better than Bryan did. And while most of you chose CATS, the ghost of Roger Ebert had other plans. 

That's why we're talking about Hairspray! And what a fun way to send off our month-long celebration of musicals: with an ACTUAL musical! So tune in while we sing and dance around the issues of fat shaming, racism, and Amanda Bynes! 

*Hairspray © 2007 New Line Productions, Inc.

EP70: Hairspray (2007)

Bryan is away this week, so we're kicking off May with another "OOPS! All Daves" episode! 

This month, we're leaning into some of the worst-of-the-worst movies with our Crappy Hour theme. The very first pick comes from special guest and temporary co-host Dave Novak, who has beered us Movie 43. 

With 13 directors and a laundry list of famous actors, might this actually be this century's Howard the Duck? 

*Movie 43 © 2013 Movie Productions, LLC

EP71: Movie 43 (2013) feat. Dave

Dave likes to use his beers "for good." So many of you chose CATS for the musical month listener pick, that Dave couldn't rob you of that. Therefore, his Crappy Hour pick has become more of an Overlappy Hour pick, with this infamous musical. 

Bryan's back. Novak's back (it is a cat movie after all). I'll spare you the cat puns in this episode description on account of the latter. 

*Cats © 2019 Universal Studios, RUG Ltd. and Perfect Universe Investment Inc.

EP72: Cats (2019) feat. Dave

Marc Bernardin traverses the digital divide to enter the virtual Scum & Villainy Cantina with BAMF Man by his side to talk about the final season of The Bad Batch, Margot Robbie possibly playing the live action version of Rob Liefeld's AVENGELYNE, X-Men 97, and what's up at the bar for May the 4th

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Dave issued a challenge to find one that he would actually hate. That's why Bryan beered us the famously bad movie Foodfight! 

It's a movie that dares to ask, "What if Toy Story took place in a grocery store and was animated by the people who make Shrek memes and budget movie theater concession stand ads?" 

Join Charlie Sheen as Dex Dogtective while he and the other brand icons try to save Marketropolis from Brand X, who are definitely not a metaphor for Nazis, because nobody involved knows what a metaphor is. 

*Foodfight! © 2009 Boulevard Entertainment

EP73: Foodfight! (2012)

A weekly podcast where two self-proclaimed film nerds talk movies. That's right, another movie podcast.

Throughout each episode, we assign point values for different categories to arrive at a final score. Then we surprise our co-host (and our listeners) with the next week's movie. On the last week of every month, we randomly select a film suggestion from our listeners!

We never know what we'll be talking about the next week! Shenanigans ensue.

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