We classed up the joint a little bit last week, so Dave's snapping us right back to where we're most comfortable: Absolute absurdity. 

He's gone and beer'd us Cocaine Bear, an insane movie that leaves even Writer McStrikely unsure what to do with it. 

*Cocaine Bear © 2022 Universal Studios

EP39 - Cocaine Bear (2023)

Marc Bernardin uncovers nerdcore rapper MegaRan’s origin story, digs into life on the very high seas, and gets a NEW THEME SONG!

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We asked you to submit musicals for our end-of-the-month listener episode and you guys understood the assignment! At least better than Bryan did. And while most of you chose CATS, the ghost of Roger Ebert had other plans. 

That's why we're talking about Hairspray! And what a fun way to send off our month-long celebration of musicals: with an ACTUAL musical! So tune in while we sing and dance around the issues of fat shaming, racism, and Amanda Bynes! 

*Hairspray © 2007 New Line Productions, Inc.

EP70: Hairspray (2007)

Bryan is away this week, so we're kicking off May with another "OOPS! All Daves" episode! 

This month, we're leaning into some of the worst-of-the-worst movies with our Crappy Hour theme. The very first pick comes from special guest and temporary co-host Dave Novak, who has beered us Movie 43. 

With 13 directors and a laundry list of famous actors, might this actually be this century's Howard the Duck? 

*Movie 43 © 2013 Movie Productions, LLC

EP71: Movie 43 (2013) feat. Dave

Dave likes to use his beers "for good." So many of you chose CATS for the musical month listener pick, that Dave couldn't rob you of that. Therefore, his Crappy Hour pick has become more of an Overlappy Hour pick, with this infamous musical. 

Bryan's back. Novak's back (it is a cat movie after all). I'll spare you the cat puns in this episode description on account of the latter. 

*Cats © 2019 Universal Studios, RUG Ltd. and Perfect Universe Investment Inc.

EP72: Cats (2019) feat. Dave

Marc Bernardin traverses the digital divide to enter the virtual Scum & Villainy Cantina with BAMF Man by his side to talk about the final season of The Bad Batch, Margot Robbie possibly playing the live action version of Rob Liefeld's AVENGELYNE, X-Men 97, and what's up at the bar for May the 4th

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Dave issued a challenge to find one that he would actually hate. That's why Bryan beered us the famously bad movie Foodfight! 

It's a movie that dares to ask, "What if Toy Story took place in a grocery store and was animated by the people who make Shrek memes and budget movie theater concession stand ads?" 

Join Charlie Sheen as Dex Dogtective while he and the other brand icons try to save Marketropolis from Brand X, who are definitely not a metaphor for Nazis, because nobody involved knows what a metaphor is. 

*Foodfight! © 2009 Boulevard Entertainment

EP73: Foodfight! (2012)

Another month is ending, and that means YOU got to beer US a movie! This month's theme was Crappy Hour, and Phil "Hot Take" Hawkins did not disappoint. 
 
Phil beered us a little 90s movie called Chill Factor with Cuba Gooding Jr. and Skeet Ulrich. It's basically Speed in an ice cream truck. No, not that kind. 
 
If that's not enough to pique your interest, check your pulse. Tune in and see just how off the rails this one goes. 
 
*Chill Factor © 1999 Morgan Creek Productions

EP74: Chill Factor (1999)

Marc Bernardin enters the virtual Scum & Villainy Cantina with BAMF Man by his side to talk about Furiosa, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, Chris Hemsworth to star in Transformers/GI Joe, Mahershala Ali in Jurassic Park flick, Marvel bringing Vision back to TV, Dark Munsters, and more! 

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If Chill Factor was Speed on an ice cream truck, then Dave's pick this week is Speed on speed. Because he ramped up the action to absurd levels by beering us CRANK starring Jason Statham. 

This movie STARTS at a 10 and has the impossible task of escalating for 88 straight minutes. And it DELIVERS. All while looking like the most 2006 movie that's ever 2006'd. 

Dave didn't quite commit to a theme, though, so you'll have to stick around for Bryan's pick at the end for some clarity on what direction we're headed in this month. 

*Crank © 2006 Lions Gate Films Inc. and Lakeshore Entertainment Group LLC

EP75: Crank (2006)

Well, here we are. Bryan had to one-up Crank and solidify a theme for June. So naturally, he doubled down on an over-the-top adrenaline-fueled action flick: Guns Akimbo. 

It's Harry Potter, but HIS HANDS IS GUNS. 

You're welcome. 

*Guns Akimbo © 2019 Altitude Film Entertainment

EP76: Guns Akimbo (2020)

A weekly podcast where two self-proclaimed film nerds talk movies. That's right, another movie podcast.

Throughout each episode, we assign point values for different categories to arrive at a final score. Then we surprise our co-host (and our listeners) with the next week's movie. On the last week of every month, we randomly select a film suggestion from our listeners!

We never know what we'll be talking about the next week! Shenanigans ensue.

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