Merry Christmas! We did the thing again this year. It's our Annual Drunken Xmas Episode! 

This year we're talking about The Santa Clause, and whether or not Tim Allen becomes Santa or if the Christmas Spirit possesses him—Exorcist style. 

...UUEEGGHHH!? 

*The Santa Clause © 1994 Walt Disney Pictures

EP54: The Santa Clause (1994)

Dave likes to use his beers "for good." So many of you chose CATS for the musical month listener pick, that Dave couldn't rob you of that. Therefore, his Crappy Hour pick has become more of an Overlappy Hour pick, with this infamous musical. 

Bryan's back. Novak's back (it is a cat movie after all). I'll spare you the cat puns in this episode description on account of the latter. 

*Cats © 2019 Universal Studios, RUG Ltd. and Perfect Universe Investment Inc.

EP72: Cats (2019) feat. Dave

Marc Bernardin traverses the digital divide to enter the virtual Scum & Villainy Cantina with BAMF Man by his side to talk about the final season of The Bad Batch, Margot Robbie possibly playing the live action version of Rob Liefeld's AVENGELYNE, X-Men 97, and what's up at the bar for May the 4th

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422: Bad Batch! X-Men 97! Star Wars Week! - FMB LIVE 4/30/24

Dave issued a challenge to find one that he would actually hate. That's why Bryan beered us the famously bad movie Foodfight! 

It's a movie that dares to ask, "What if Toy Story took place in a grocery store and was animated by the people who make Shrek memes and budget movie theater concession stand ads?" 

Join Charlie Sheen as Dex Dogtective while he and the other brand icons try to save Marketropolis from Brand X, who are definitely not a metaphor for Nazis, because nobody involved knows what a metaphor is. 

*Foodfight! © 2009 Boulevard Entertainment

EP73: Foodfight! (2012)

Another month is ending, and that means YOU got to beer US a movie! This month's theme was Crappy Hour, and Phil "Hot Take" Hawkins did not disappoint. 
 
Phil beered us a little 90s movie called Chill Factor with Cuba Gooding Jr. and Skeet Ulrich. It's basically Speed in an ice cream truck. No, not that kind. 
 
If that's not enough to pique your interest, check your pulse. Tune in and see just how off the rails this one goes. 
 
*Chill Factor © 1999 Morgan Creek Productions

EP74: Chill Factor (1999)

Marc Bernardin enters the virtual Scum & Villainy Cantina with BAMF Man by his side to talk about Furiosa, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, Chris Hemsworth to star in Transformers/GI Joe, Mahershala Ali in Jurassic Park flick, Marvel bringing Vision back to TV, Dark Munsters, and more! 

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423: Furiosa! Planet of the Apes! D&W  Popcorn Bucket! - FMB LIVE 5/30/24

If Chill Factor was Speed on an ice cream truck, then Dave's pick this week is Speed on speed. Because he ramped up the action to absurd levels by beering us CRANK starring Jason Statham. 

This movie STARTS at a 10 and has the impossible task of escalating for 88 straight minutes. And it DELIVERS. All while looking like the most 2006 movie that's ever 2006'd. 

Dave didn't quite commit to a theme, though, so you'll have to stick around for Bryan's pick at the end for some clarity on what direction we're headed in this month. 

*Crank © 2006 Lions Gate Films Inc. and Lakeshore Entertainment Group LLC

EP75: Crank (2006)

Well, here we are. Bryan had to one-up Crank and solidify a theme for June. So naturally, he doubled down on an over-the-top adrenaline-fueled action flick: Guns Akimbo. 

It's Harry Potter, but HIS HANDS IS GUNS. 

You're welcome. 

*Guns Akimbo © 2019 Altitude Film Entertainment

EP76: Guns Akimbo (2020)

Recorded live at Northern FanCon 2024, Marc Bernardin and Mary McDonnell get down and nerdy, covering the actress's versatile body of work and even have a special guest drop in near the end with the POTUS to her ID4 First Lady, Bill Pullman.

424: FanCon 2024 with Marc Bernardin & Mary McDonnell and Special Guest Bill Pullman

Jesus Christ. Dave wins. He beered us the most over-the-top action movie of all time, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky. 

Ricky, fresh from exacting revenge on a gang leader and still riddled with bullets, must fight his way through the hierarchy of tough prisoners and even-tougher wardens in this dystopian for-profit prison. 

Don't let the subtitles or english dubbing fool you. This is the most batshit crazy non-stop beat-em-up/punch-their-guts-out film ever. You REALLY need to see this one. 

*Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky © 1991 Fortune Star Media Ltd

EP77: Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991)

Kevin Smith and Marc Bernardin enter the virtual Scum & Villainy Cantina to talk about the latest Disney+ Star Wars series The Acolyte, talk about the latest in entertainment news, and maybe take in a few Q's to A. 

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425: The Acolyte! Kevin Smith/Marc Bernardin

A weekly podcast where two self-proclaimed film nerds talk movies. That's right, another movie podcast.

Throughout each episode, we assign point values for different categories to arrive at a final score. Then we surprise our co-host (and our listeners) with the next week's movie. On the last week of every month, we randomly select a film suggestion from our listeners!

We never know what we'll be talking about the next week! Shenanigans ensue.

EP54: The Santa Clause (1994)

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