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Mulan - I'll Make A Man Out Of You

Movie Villain Medley

LYRICS:
If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

Ariel
I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills
Thank you BP, thank you BP
The British are killing, oil is spilling
Now I can't see... MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning
Thanks to BP
YOU SUCK!

Jasmine
Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban
You've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my Prince Ali

Belle
A whore! A whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to hell
But the charges laid on me
Of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away

Pocahontas
After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men
I can murder if I please
Cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colors in these men

Thanks to BP
Where's Prince Ali?
Bestiality
I've got STDs

After Ever After - DISNEY Parody

Check out the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIQr_TrFTUk
LYRICS
If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

Mulan (I'll Make a Man Out of You)
After saving China I went home alone
I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone
I've been dressing like a guy for months
Now I'm losing all control
I think I am a guy in my soul
I wanna be a man
Soldier 1: I've never seen a guy so hot
Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me
Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused)
Soldier 1: Be quiet, or we'll get caught
Soldier 3: Maybe one day he'll screw me
M: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping
I've gotta be a man
I've got the brains and the bite of females
Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes
I know I'm ready for transformation
It's time to replace all these useless tubes
(Good for you)

Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes)
The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made
Guess my wish came true
But we never really talked much
Before he discovered my shoe
The night after we got married
I recounted all of my plights
Of how I fit inside a pumpkin
My canines turned to coachmen
Prince threw me in Bedlam that night
The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat)
Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food)
But their pills turn my brain to putty blarg
Now Lucifer's not just my cat (I AM SATAN)
Their insulin puts me under
Shock therapy's made me insane
And after years of steady frying
The doctors gave up trying
They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain

Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper)
I spent a bloomin lifetime
To open my cafe
Then I took a dive in 2005
Now it's washed away (it's all washed away)
I was picked up by a chopper
After four nights on my roof
Now my new home is the Astrodome
Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof
Ya better carry 'round a shotgun
Or looters take your kids
Ya better pee inside of jam jars
Be sure to keep those lids (ew)
We needed Noah but we got Bush
Our "savior" flew away and hid
Rough seas and levies, we're dead
Rough seas and levies, I'm dead

Elsa (Let It Go)
There is no snow on the mountain tonight
Just sulfur in the air
A kingdom of greenhouse gases
Only Bill Nye seems to care
My town is melting, breaking off into the sea
It's time I show the strength of an evil queen
With Germany and Putin, too
I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo
We're going green by spilling red
And if you're not dead
I built a hoard of evil snowmen
We're gonna take over the world
Let it snow, let it snow
Now Fox News will need heat lamps
Let it snow, let it snow
I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa)
We don't care who we have to slay
Let my troops march on
The cold's coming back and it's here to stay

Tiana: I sunk like a brick
Cinderella: Prince thinks I'm sick
Elsa: Ice is melting quick
Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem

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LYRICS
Prologue
Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy
Far in a galaxy, far far away
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
There once was a boy slave destined to save space
He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen
Padme's a cougar
Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half
Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
It's the clone age, sand people rampage
Mommy got flayed, strayed
Ani's bae is Padme
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
[Anakin vs. Obi Wan and Yoda versus Sidius and Grievous versus Obi Wan, you're breaking my heart]
Anakin you are breaking my heart
Order is made, Jedi are slain
Kill all the baby tiny younglings
Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones
Burn Ani, turn him to a robo
Episode IV: A New Hope
Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man
Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first
You're my only hopie Obi Wan
Look, a small moon
That's a space ship
Worshipfullness, walking carpet
This princess better pay out
Use the force, Luke
Close your eyes and shoot
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky
Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try
Try the dark side
No! No, no! No!
Luke, I'm your daddykins
Your mom was kissing Anakin
Han's frozen
I love you
I know
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
It's father, son and daughter
A dynasty united at last
The galaxy is free from evil
Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past

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♢ Composers: Sabrina Contugno and Amelia Lorenz / Michael Kohl (Extra guitar)
♢ Singer: Patrick Stump
♢ Released: 02/27/2017 - S02xE40

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