Woio then! It's here boys and girls, the HIGHLY ANTICIPATED  https://soundcloud.com/djcdq (AKA https://soundcloud.com/cruise_ctrl ) ILLEGAL EDITS EP. 4 tracks of BUMPING BOOTLEG ELECTRO guaranteed to get some "oiiii"s out of practically any crowd. And whats more, we're feeling so generous that we've decided to let you get all these tracks FOR FREE! Just click Buy and whack these weapons on your USB. Trust me, you won't regret it. Make sure to check out CRUISE CTRL's other work too - trust me, he's got some BELTERS in the pipeline🔥

https://soundcloud.com/djcdq
https://soundcloud.com/cruise_ctrl

PREMIERE - DJ CDQ - INTERNATIONAL [FREE DL]

Good ol' sensible John is just doing what he always does - being sensible. He's on the same sensible bus that he gets on every morning to go to his sensible job - all is well! Until one day, things stop being sensible. Things get NAUGHTY. The bus driver falls asleep at the wheel, and John's life turns upside-bloomin' down. He doesn't know what to do, he's never felt this gosh darn naughty before! The only thing he can bring himself to do in this moment is DOWNLOAD THE BLOOMIN TRACK!

Free Download

ISGWAN - SENSIBLE JOHN [FREE DL]

RIGHT YEAH LISTEN UP, THERES A BLOODY BREAKDOWN OVER THERE, CAN YOU SEE IT? WATCH IT!!! WATCH THE BREAKDOWN!!!

Man like Orwell, my GOODNESS!! Crunchy 4x4 energy on this one from the Bournemouth bossman - PROPA UNIQUE!

Can picture sweaty rooms with dis wan, it’s so CHEEKY ON DA DROP! And my lord, don’t even get me STARTED on that bassline!! :O be careful you don’t play this to anyone over 65, it could be FATAL!😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Anyway, free download business as per, and if you haven’t heard man like Orwell before, Jesus Christ where have you BEEN?! Get on dat yeah xx

ORWELL - WATCH DA BREAKDOWN [FREE DL]

HOOOOLY COW, CAN YOU FEEL IT?!

I certainly can, and one things for sure, so can our man Groovy D, BRINGING THE WOBBLES AND THE WIBBLES for his track on the unBELIEVABLY hotly anticipated Gimme a Break Ukraine Fundraiser V/A,  featuring tracks from, quite frankly, a riDICULOUS amount of talent from the UK and further afield.

Mr. D's track is a classic speedy g weapon fit for any warehouse rave (or any Longeez set) - those little bassy stabs just make my darn SPINE TINGLE!!!!

The whole ting drops on June 10th, and you can get your copy riiight HERE you lucky so and so's: https://gimmeabreakrecords.bandcamp.com/album/solidarity-with-ukraine-2

A FIVER FOR 17 OF THE BEST TRACKS OF THE YEAR?! NOM NOM NOM NOM

[PREMIERE] GROOVY D - IFEELIT (GIMME A BREAK)

JESUS H CHRIST MUNA, WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT?!

I've been gassing up Muna's 160bpm productions for tiiiiiiiime whenever I get the chance, and now you can all FINALLY SEE WHY!!!

These HOOFERS are part of the first V/A release on Muna's own Label Patchworks - a label dedicated to supporting the FINT (female/intersex/nonbinary/trans)community in electronic music, with all the proceeds going to the TASSN (Trans Asylum Seeker Support Network), helping them with all the vital work they're doing, offering support to transgender refugees.

Muna sets the absolute TEMPO with these 2 EXPERTLY PRODUCED, spacey thrillrides through the cosmos, with fever-dream esque vocal sampling, intricate drums and ethereal sound design that'll just about put you in a bloomin trance if you ain't careful!!

The rest of the project is CHOC full of wicked tunes too from producers ACROSS the musical spectrum - there's everything from POWERFUL breaks to GORGEOUS stretched out ambient productions for the discerning listener - whatEVER your style, this project has got something for ya, I'm TELLIN YA!!

The whole project comes out August 12th (THIS FRIDAY) and you can grab your preorder/copy over on the Patchworks Bandcamp: (Its pay what you can, so BE GENEROUS IF YOU CAN!)
https://djmuna.bandcamp.com/album/patchworks-v-a-001

PREMIERE: MUNA - PUSZI PUZI [PATCHWORKS]

PREMIERE: MUNA - PENT UP [PATCHWORKS]

DOOO YOU WANNA DANCE BABY?? YOU'D BETTER BLOOMIN WANNA DANCE, COS YOU AINT GOT NO BLOOMIN CHOICE IN THE MATTER!!??

Look, it was going to happen eventually - quite frankly it would've been a SIN if we didn't drop a B.O.T.A booter here over at Belters HQ, IVE HEARD YOUR CRIES, THE RAVE GODS HAVE ANSWERED - and this one is SAAAUCY!!

Mixing things up we've got Bristol based Cotton Don providing the, quite frankly, SAUCY bassy 160/footworky goodness on this booter, what a GENIUS!! Heads down, gun fingers OUT on dis wan, but also at the same time missin people I've never even met before? What's going on!?!??

It don't get much better than this, ladies and gentlemen - you lot can finally stop playing the original in your sets cos its the only way to get people to put their hands in the air!! You're welcome xxx

FREE DOWNLOAD, NO EXCUSES, GO GRAB DAT AND RUN IT UPPPPP - Oh also ears out for more cotton don bootleg goodness, this guy should honestly be LOCKED up for crimes against dance music - in all the best waysss!!! xxx

B.O.T.A - COTTON DON'S JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME MIX [FREE DL]

SJ - CHOPPA: THE ACCA SO NICE WE HAD TO RELEASE IT TWICE!!!

Issa INTERNATIONAL LINKUP THIS WEEK!! yeeee yeeee you heard us, we got 2 FREE DOWNLOADS FOR YA HEADTOPS - The first being of the MURRRKY forward thinking 2step variety from Fork and Knife - a sound he's becoming SYNONYMOUS with, having an upcoming EP on the BIG BWAD Taipan Trax, using the acca from the CLASSIC SJ tune, gets me emotional every time it does!

The B side then comes TRUUUUU with the classic speed garage vibeeee from Australia based speedy G senSATION Cotto - also using the same accapella!! with a BEEEFY bassline and a 4x4 to keep you MOVIN, this be that B side NRGGG that you lot NEED!!!

Obviously both free downloads cos WE'RE SICK - BIG LOVE TO THE PRODUCERS AS PER, EARS ON THESE TWO FOR FUTURE OUUTINGS, THEY GOT BITS ON TO GOOOOOO SUCKAZ!!

COTTO - CAN'T STOP FOR A COPPER [FREE DL]

Have you ever seen a diver quite as graceful, elegant, and, most of all, BASS-DRIVEN than our man from Cardiff MOOD$?!?! OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T, YOU USELESS TWALLOP!!

Goodness me, just when we all thought Chaka Khan couldn't get any more SICK - in comes speed garage!! Drawn out vocals just DRIPPING with dream-like sparkle transport you to a world where up is down and down is - well, UP!!! Before the big ol SCREAM and then a SMACK IN THE FACE WITH A GOOD OLD FASHIONED TASTY WARP - it really doesn't get much better than this, folks!!

BIIIIIIGUP man like MOOD$ for comin THRUUU with the warper, this ones been in the pipeline for a WHIIIILE now, so GET IT WHILE ITS HOT (AND FREE) YEE??!?!

MOOD$ - NEVER MISS THE WATER [FREE DL]

MY GOD, WE JUST DON'T STOP, DO WE?!?!?!

Supplying the ROCK SOLID VIBES this week is New Zealand based Caru, with this UNBELIEVABLY cheeky flip of the theme tune from GTA: San Andreas - a game that I'm sure we can all agree holds a special place in our hearts!!!!

God, I remember playing this game FAR TOO YOUNG at my mates house, doing all the cheats, getting the bit jet plane, killing innocent civilians - wow, it just doesn't get any better!!

For realsies, though, WHAT A FLIP THIS IS! The drums are sooo SAUCY, that snare sorts me OUT! And the bassline rides sooo nicely, feels like you're cruising around San Andreas in the blazing hot sunnnnn

And JUST WAIT for that second drop!! That G Funk whistle thingy (I know music, I promise) gets my GUN FINGIES IN THE AIR EVERY BLEEDIN TIME - cuts right through ya, trust me xx

FREE DOWNLOAD, GRAB IT NOW AND IMPRESS ALL YA MATES x

CARU - SAN ANDREAS DUB [FREE DL]

SCRUZY WOOZY COMIN THRUUU WITH THE WIKIDIST HEADS DOWN RIDDIMZ FOR OUR FINAL FREE DOWNLOAD OF THE YEAR - THIS ONES AN ABSOLUTE SCORCHER - KEEP YOUR HANDS CLEAR!!

What happens when you cross a snake charming riddim with a nokia 3310 (hopefully you lot are old enough to remember) ringtone and a HEFTY 140 bassline? ITS A TRICK QUESTION, BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES, YA MUPPET!

This one do be large and in charge doe, with Scruz manning the buttons and pulling NO punches with that bass - HEADPHONE USERS BEWARE and all that gubbins xx

Don't be fooled by the somewhat breaksy intro, and ALSO don't be fooled by the flute section straight after that!! Goodness me, señor
Cruz knows how to throw you through absolute HOOPS, thinking its going one way, then out of NOWHERE you're in the back corner of a dark sweaty club with your nike hat on, your head down and your gun fingers held FIRMLY against your chest xx

This one be a freebie! SO GRAB IT WHILE ITS HOT YA RASCALS XOXOXOXO

SCRUZ - 3310 RIDDIM [FREE DL]

You know we had to do it to 'em....

When donny don Protizzle Sizzle sent me a message this morning saying he'd made a Rumble bootleg and wanted to release it, I could've POOPED MYSELF! (I did need the toilet at the time, too, but that's not the point...)

Everyone's talking about this DARN track right now - call me an old man, but WHO'S FRED, AND WHY IS HE HERE AGAIN? I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HIM BEING HERE THE FIRST TIME - GOODNESS ME!

Anyway, Protean Sound tears up the original and flips it into a SAAAUCY UK Funky hip shaker - one to get people's feet on the DARNCE FLOOR and to get 'em shakin THEM BOOTIEZZ!

Free download of course, otherwise the corporate giants that undoubtedly funded the original would deffo SMITE ME DOWN WITH GREAT FURY!!

Safe xx

SKRILLEX X FRED AGAIN X FLOWDAN - RUMBLE (PROTEAN SOUND BOOTLEG) [FREE DL]

What do you reckon, guys? Does he have the power? OH LAWDY, I CERTAINLY THINK SO!

Right then, let me tell you a little story - I've known Sir Busy Buss for a solid chunk of time now, and he's FULLY been on my radar as a producer you lot NEED to watch this year. The guy has got STACKS AND STACKS of dubs and they're all MENTAL, unbelievably bassy and forward thinking - PLUS my guy doesn't shy away from stanky basslines and bootlegs, so he's an angel in my book xx

SO, it is an HONOUR and a PRIVILEGE to be able to bring to you saucy bunch Busy Buss's FIRST EVER PROPER RELEASE - if you've heard me playing out lately you've deffo heard this one, it gets a wheel (or at LEAST a call for a wheel) almost every time, what an absolutely MERKY tune this is. 

Honestly yeah, make sure you lot grab ur dayriders and hop aboard the bus, cos if you think its busy now, my GOODNESS just you wait xxx

LABELS hit up ya boi, when I say he's SITTING on literal solid gold, you best BELIEEEVE me

The Power (Busy Buss Refix)

SNAP! - THE POWER - BUSY BUSS REFIX [FREE DL]

1, 2, 3 - OH GOD WHAT COMES NEXT, I'VE FORGOTTEN - HELP ME FRAZER!!

Cor, little bit of cheeky BOUNCINESS on this one, eh?! Comin in HOTHOTHOT as part of the forthcoming DEBUT Blue Dollar Billz compilation, it's the gent that we all know and (hopefully) love, Frazer Ray bringing us this absolutely SKITZ bassy concoction guaranteed to get just about anybody's hips a-movin-and-a-shakin! Yep, even your nan with her dodgy hip, trust me!

The pitched vocal just CARRIES this tune through, reminding you to keep in time whilst dancing you RASCALS! Also super helpful when mixing as it ensures that you stay in phrase and you aren't clanging, which is definitely the real reason Frazer included it xx

BIIIG UP blue dollar, this comp is actually CRAYZEEE - SO MAD that they've had to split it into two seperate halves on Bandcamp cos of the SHEER AMOUNT OF HEAT!!! There's twelve tracks on each(!), and it pretty much sums up the UK underground right now, some heat from just about ALL CORNERS OF THE SCENE (Not enough proto-thatcher-step for my liking, but oh well you can't win 'em all!)

WHOLE TING DROPS MARCH 3, AND YOU CAN CHECK OUT THE UNRULY TRACKLISTS FOR BOTH HALVES HERE
PART 1: https://bluedollarbillz.bandcamp.com/album/bdb-presents-the-blue-tape-volume-one-part-one
PART 2: https://bluedollarbillz.bandcamp.com/album/bdb-presents-the-blue-tape-volume-one-part-two

PREMIERE: FRAZER RAY - COUNT ME IN (BLUEDOLLARBILLZ)

Its finally happening, ladies and gentlemen - after decades of waiting, pouring over pages and pages of scientific research, documents, INTELLECTUAL PODCASTS, having drafted and redrafted and redrafted again - I give you... The perfect bassline tune!

Well, I say I give you - what I mean to say is NLMT and Vamos give you the perfect bassline tune, because they're the darn producers gosh DARN IT!!! Sampling the LEGENDARY max and paddy (if u know u know) - This ones got the PERFECT amount of squelch and squeaky bassline vibez whilst still remaining a NORTY inclusion in just about any speed garage set - INSTANT WHEELUP COMEON!!

I bet you can't believe this ones free - neither can I!! So grab it now before the bassline police take it down because its just TOO SICK!

Safe xx

NLMT X VAMOS - MAGNET & STEEL [FREE DL]

Ohhhhh Nelly, we really went there this time, didn't we...

Last week we dropped some STANKY bassline, yes. And I bet you were thinking "wow, that was a bleedin BANGER, but I can't wait to get back to the regularly scheduled program-" HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SONNY JIM, ITS THE TURN OF THE DONNY DOWN UNDER, AUSTRALIA'S FINEST, MAN LIKE NICKNAME WITH THE DONK EDITS OK!?!?!

If this one was any faster I'd honestly have to give it a speeding ticket - clocking in at a WHOPPING 90.01 bpm (that extra 0.01 makes ALL the difference, trust me) aka 180.02 COR BLIMEY THATS QUICK - and its DIZZEE RASCAL- and, yep you guessed it - its got a BANGING DONK ON IT!

COr we are just feeding you lucky lot the absolute FINEST lately aren't we!? This one's been supported by the speed demon himself Nova Cheq, too, so if its good enough for him you BETTER GOSH DARN BELIEVE ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!

Free download as per, jump on it etc etc, BIG UPS NICKNAME FOR SUPPLYING THE BANGERERRREREREERE

DIZZEE RASCAL - BONKERS (NICKNAME'S DONKERS EDIT) [FREE DL]

Yep! That's right! You heard me correct - South Park Donk babyyy!! Bloody 'eck this one's RIDICCCCY

Comin in THICK AND FAST at a mere 2 minutes and 20 seconds is DJ Bax's latest addition to the Belters SLEW of Free Downloads - TWUS me when I say this track does not need a SECOND longer to blow your bloomin socks off, it honestly nearly killed me!

Tight donks, fatty kicks, and there's even a bit where the man sings that south park theme song, so the audience can sing along! Which they DEFINITELY will! make them sing make them sing make them sing

BIIIG UP the NZ donny REPPING the speedy donk sound out there - I SEES YA! There must be more o yas doin it large, but when I say my man is LEADING the charge, I don't care if I'm wrong, cos I'm right xx

Safe xx

DJ BAX - SOUTH PARK DONK [FREE DL]

ALL YA LADIES POP YOUR P***Y LIKE DIS (oo naughty word :O)

Cor bleedin blimey!! That certainly is some wobbly 2 step! And not an unwanted hiss in sight, too - I LOVE IT!!! JPEG you absolute DONNY, I've no IDEA how this is your first public venture into the 130ish BPM space, sounds like you've been doing it your whole life - THAT BASS ARE YA BLEEDIN MAD BRUV?!?!

A saucy numba, one to MOVE YA WAISTLINE YA GET MEEEEE, eyes on JPEG if you haven't got em on the rudegyal already, if you're in Bristol you deffo already have doe 

FREE DOWNLOAD AS PER BUT GRAB EM WHILE THEY HOT COS THEY WON'T BE AROUND FOREVER YA GET ME SAFE SAFE BIG UP XX

JPEG - LICK IT DUB [FREE DL]

https://belters.bandcamp.com/album/big-bad-belters-bootleg-vol-2

BUSY BUSS - THESE SOUNDS

ISGWAN - CALL ON ME

Collab? - the label led by the videographer single handedly holding up the underground scene, LTP - returns with 4 collaborative tracks between 8 artists, with all proceeds going towards various mental health charities.

And JEEESUS have the Aussy boys pulled it out of the bag with this one. A jungle MADNESS on the breaks between IsGwan and Sav//Blank - BOTH strong affiliates of the label - if you remember Mr. Blank was actually on one of the first ever Belters releases, so BANGIN to see him making absolutely scrum diddly UMPTIOUS shellers such as this - and all for a good cause!!

The whole pwoject is out on Fwiday, and this one's now available to grab on their bandcamp if you JUST CANT WAIT YOU IMPATIENT SO AND SO'S!!!

Buy link:
https://collabuk.bandcamp.com/track/isgwan-x-sav-blank-learnin
https://collabuk.bandcamp.com/track/isgwan-x-sav-blank-learnin
https://collabuk.bandcamp.com/track/isgwan-x-sav-blank-learnin

PREMIERE: ISGWAN X SAV//BLANK - LEARNIN' [COLLAB?]

Right then -  I'll keep it simple: Badbwoi MC psytrance and badgyal MC donk - what more do you want???!

Asher comes through with two turbo absolutely LETHAL rave ready edits that will probably get you evicted... so just be careful, okay?

Free download for the people - enjoy xx

ASHER - SPIT FOR ME [FREE DL]

Cor, when it comes to gally like JPEG, you know what you're in for - tight, clean production with serious bass WEIGHT - this one off her new 2 track on the STELLAR Diamond Hands Records.

A stripped back, funky-esque drum WORKOUT that'll get ya sweating and skanking - OOSH, and that likkle 2step switch up on the back end, HOW YA MEAAAN

Whole ting drops 26th, GRAB DAT NOW
https://diamondhandsrecords.bandcamp.com/album/bruk

PREMIERE: JPEG - BRUK [DIAMOND HANDS]

https://charlieq.bandcamp.com/track/step-20-vip
https://charlieq.bandcamp.com/track/step-20-vip
https://charlieq.bandcamp.com/track/step-20-vip

PREMIERE: CHARLIEQ - STEP 20 VIP

The alien turbo-charged rave DEMON Xhelk supplies genuinely one of the biggest edits I think I've ever heard - deep, chunky off beats paired with possibly the most euphoric original ever - and is that a cheeky psy number halfway through? STOP IT! Free download for the people of course xx

XHELK - BETTER OFF (With Hitech) [FREE DL]

Jesus Christ - the link up of the century - ITS HERE!!!

Bringing the turbo 4x4 NRG, Nova Cheq & DJ Horde create absolute MURRRDERRRR on this one - think stinky donks and crying in the club vibes on that vocal :') and some extra special ravey stabs for the hard kru xx

Grab dat SHIET right now over at https://novacheq.bandcamp.com/album/donks-stonks-dj-h-rde-x-nova-cheq

PREMIERE: NOVA CHEQ X DJ HÖRDE - I WANT 2 FIND U

French label TETE VIDE slams into the forefront of the scene once again with a compilation focussing on UK Bass sounds - dis wans a THUNDERIN 4x4 number that'll certainly get those bum bums SHAKIN! Releases Feb 15, Preoder 'ere https://tetevide.bandcamp.com/album/low-end-approach

Support the label : 

@tetevide-tv
Instagram.com/tetevide.tv

Support the artist : 

@user-370781429-46026425
instagram.com/emiliemusic___/

PREMIERE: EMILIE - YOU WON'T DIE [TETE VIDE]

Longeez delivers this heads firmly in the bass bin, 4 to da FLOOR hard house stomper that's just DRIPPING with that old skool warehouse energy - plus, if you know the vocal sample before the second drop you're an absolute G STAR xx

Preorder PARTY MUSIC right bleedin NOW, and get this tune straight away along with 5 others guaranteed to get those arms straight into the sky xx
https://belters.bandcamp.com/album/party-music-2
https://belters.bandcamp.com/album/party-music-2
https://belters.bandcamp.com/album/party-music-2

LONGEEZ - BAD LINE

DJ HÖRDE genuinely nearly blew my friggin' head off when I first heard this - had to nab it to share with you lucky folk - think euphoria, lose ya mind type beat - can ya feel it yet?

Free download for the people xx

DJ HÖRDE - THA WILDSTYLE [FREE DL]

Zpectrum comes thru with a big fat beefy hug ya mates trancey number, just as we exit winter thank the LORD!!

BUY LINK: https://choccybiccy.bandcamp.com/album/cb-volume-3?fbclid=IwAR3HnCNeEsVq0wq-bHXtE7Oi6S6RuJ8hsVmsWz2UzJUVgaeoW0XgaBZElkY

PREMIERE: ZPECTRUM - ES ASI (Choccy Biccy)

Where else would you be able to get a combination of Mario Kart, Lord of the Rings and WKD chat all within 20 minutes of each other? The INIMITABLE DJ Wii Sports paid a visit to CBHQ this week, and my GOODNESS was it an absolute riot! The guy's had a hella varied history, from trying to be the next Overmono to gaining a cult following by playing Lord Of The Rings donk/bassline edits, Mr. Wii Sports has done it all!
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CHATTING BREEZE 20: DJ WII SPORTS

If there's anyone that's been through the wheels of promoting, running events and building every single aspect behind the scenes that makes raves so SPECIAL, it's our gyal Bubski. She's been there and BACK again, and this one was suuuuper interesting - we spoke imposter syndrome, running her own femme agency, going to free parties at 13, the whole shabang! Big up everytime to the donny Bubski xx
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CHATTING BREEZE 21: BUBSKI

The perfect soundtrack to nicking a meal deal, Steal From Tesco EP by tescoclubcard@sh5439f.fi (not a horrific typo) gifts unto you the universe's lightest digits to procure those 5 finger discounts.

Join The Club is a reach for the lasers, squeeze ya mates, cryin in the club trance banger - but make it 170bpm - you're welcome xx 

Full release April 5, preorder NOW at https://belters.bandcamp.com/album/steal-from-tesco

PREMIERE: TESCOCLUBCARD@SH4569F.FI - JOIN THE CLUB [BELTERS]

The perfect soundtrack to nicking a meal deal, Steal From Tesco EP by tescoclubcard@sh5439f.fi (not a horrific typo) gifts unto you the universe's lightest digits to procure those 5 finger discounts.

The title track off the EP, Steal From Tesco takes absolutely 0 PRISONERS, thumping kicks and off beat basslines before one of the most aggy donks I think I've ever heard - it's barely even a donk!! Grab dat preorder before release on April 5 xx
https://belters.bandcamp.com/album/steal-from-tesco

PREMIERE: TESCOCLUBCARD@SH5439F.FI - STEAL FROM TESCO [BELTERS]

The perfect soundtrack to nicking a meal deal, Steal From Tesco EP by tescoclubcard@sh5439f.fi (not a horrific typo) gifts unto you the universe's lightest digits to procure those 5 finger discounts.

Thinkk 95 is a proper euphoric, crying in the club banger, for those moments where you just have to squeeze ya mate (or the random dood next to ya) so hard that they POP!

Release April 5, grab your copy NOW at https://belters.bandcamp.com/album/steal-from-tesco

PREMIERE: TESCOCLUBCARD@SH5439F.FI - THINKK 95 [BELTERS]

He's back... It's been almost an entire year since the longest geezer stepped into CB Towers for a serious grilling, so I thought we'd get him back once more for you lucky so and so's.

We chatted the previous year in music, working full time in the industry, major labels, the change in sound he's made over the previous year, social media - this one's a DOOZY!
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CHATTING BREEZE 22: LONGEEZ 2

The perfect soundtrack for zooming through the skyline at 2,000mph in your new dark matter fueled hypership - this tesco clubcard fella just doesn't know when to quit, does he!?

Free DL obvs xx

TESCOCLUBCARD@SH5439F.FI - TURBO BOUNCE [FREE DL]

An MC on Chatting Breeze?! No way, I simply can't believe it! Well believe it, sucker, and open your darn earholes because we got the LURVLY, the SAUCY, Bop DJs finest, HELLA is in the studio ladies and germs!

We covered lots of stuff on this episode that we have yet to cover on the pod! Everything from MC etiquette to trying to squish a mouse with a ladder (jks), this one's got it ALL!!!
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You also get added to the Belters promo list, meaning that you get ALL OF OUR TUNES FOR £0 sent STRAIGHT to your USB, always at LEAST a week before they go on sale to the general public - oh, and you get our entire back catalogue INSTANTLY - honestly, WHAT A BARGAIN!!

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CHATTING BREEZE 23: HELLA

DJDH aka DJ Deepheat comes THRU with, well, quite frankly, an ABSURD number, combining speedy acid jungle techno with makina and trance (maybe it's got a little bit of trance in? Not rlly sure lol who cares its a BANGER)

BUY: https://choccybiccy.bandcamp.com/album/dj-deep-heat-makina-fuss-ep

PREMIERE: DJDH - ACID REFLUX [CHOCCY BICCY]

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