[00:02.67]Lrc edited by Ben
[00:07.40]I'm pitiful (a parody to James Blunt's You're beautiful)
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[00:11.23]James Blunt:
[00:13.92]My life is brilliant我活得很好
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[00:16.83]Ben：
[00:17.40]Oh yeah?是吗？
[00:17.87]Good for u!James! 有你的，杰士邦！
[00:19.07]Wanna listen to mine?想听听我的吗？
[00:21.45]Alright, check this: 注意咯：
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[00:24.94]Your life is brilliant 你活得很好
[00:27.92]My life's a joke 我活得像个笑话
[00:30.91]I'm just pathetic 我太悲催
[00:33.79]to work alone 一个人干活
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[00:36.76]DEVing a website, 开发一个网站 
[00:39.71](how drupalized me!) 多么的猪跑啊
[00:42.48]commission free, 免佣金
[00:43.80]with a domain-name called 起了个名字叫
[00:45.50]SeekKey 觅钥（天下）
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[00:48.64]So Pitiful 很杯具
[00:51.36]Too pitiful 太杯具
[00:54.52]I'm pitiful 我就是个杯具
[00:56.09]It's true 不含糊
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[01:00.07]Stack overflow （一会儿）溢出了
[01:02.73]Contents cannot show （一会儿）内容无法显示了
[01:07.13]Do me a favor, 求你了
[01:08.70]Great FireWall, 功夫网
[01:12.60]block my other sources too 让封锁来得更猛烈些吧
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[01:27.92]My client can not bet 用户没法下注
[01:30.48]'cause the white screen of death 白屏死（和Win的蓝屏死有一拼）
[01:33.97]Error 404 that drive me 各种错误（不限404）
[01:37.41]fucking high 已让我欲仙欲死
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[01:39.65]Through so much of that 经历的不少
[01:42.34]Grown 10 pounds of fat 肥肉长了10斤
[01:45.49]Bugs' still everywhere, 臭虫还时不时出来一下
[01:49.19]I’m going MAD! 我要疯
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[01:51.51]So Pitiful 很杯具
[01:54.29]Too pitiful 太杯具
[01:57.52]I'm pitiful 我就是个杯具
[01:58.95]It's true 不含糊
[02:02.88]Devote myself to market prediction 我已将自己献给市场预测
[02:10.00]I got tons of questions now 积累了不少预测
[02:16.02]And Nicotin addicted too 也积累了烟瘾
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[02:22.30]Lalala
[02:25.33]Lalala
[02:27.99]Lalala
[02:30.42]屌丝命
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[02:34.03]So Pitiful 很杯具
[02:37.04]Too pitiful 太杯具
[02:39.70]I'm pitiful 我就是个杯具
[02:41.38]It's true 不含糊
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[02:45.43]“You should be my Ang Lee， 你该是我的李安
[02:48.00]I can be your Jane Lin” 我会做你的林惠嘉
[02:50.80]（Narration: 说两句）
[02:52.02]That’s what she said, 她就是这么说的 
[02:53.87]Thank you, my love! 谢谢你老婆
[02:55.44]Means a lot to me! 这对我很重要
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[03:02.64]Now you probably get a clue 小盆友们应该猜到为嘛蜀黍这么烦了
[03:08.16]I am almost 32 伦家虚岁31了

Ben Shawn