Tech Songs

Two lovers in the distant post-apocalyptic future meet at the site of an abandoned robot factory.  Romance ensures near the arsenic pits, radium shaft, and the cast-off legs.

I'll Meet You At The Old Robot Factory

A song about a secret brain weapon -- per Glenn Fleishman on Twitter -- https://twitter.com/GlennF/status/705788486826070016

Dormant Cyber Pathogen

When Apple SVP of Marketing Phil Schiller isn't grinding away at his job, he knows how to get down with a few friends.

Phil Schiller's Rock And Roll Band

A completely fictional account of an engineer at Atari in the mid-1970s.  Features the famous Jeremy Edwards of Request-A-Song.com on electric guitar.

Lyrics:
Well I was baked,
Baked at Atari;
I lost my mind
I lost my mind.

I took Joe's shrooms,
But I'm not sorry
'Cause he took mine,
yes he took mine.

Now I'm seeing race cars on the floor
And Alan Alcorn thinks he is a dwarf
And all the tiny men that live in Nolan's beard
Are telling me to work.

Well I was baked,
Baked at Atari;
I lost my mind
I lost my mind.

Took LSD,
But I'm not sorry,
'Cause I took mine,
Yes I took mine.

Now I'm playing Pong against the rain
and Bristow thinks he's flowing down the drain again.
And all the tiny men that live in Nolan's beard
are climbing in my brain.

Now it's time
to slay the demons running through my mind
On my screen,
I'm the game, and they've been playing me,
But I ain't free; I'm 25 cents a piece.

Yes I was baked,
Baked at Atari;
I lost my mind
I lost my mind.

I sniffed Ron's coke,
But I'm not sorry
'Cause he sniffed mine,
yes he sniffed mine.

Now I'm playing Gotcha with Colleen
Decuir just drove a tank across the street
And all the little tiny men that usually make a home in Nolan's beard
are telling me to flee!

Now it's time
to slay the demons running through my mind
On my screen,
I'm the game, and they've been playing me.
Set me free -- I'm 25 cents a piece.

Baked at Atari

A song about everything you're going to see at Today's Apple Event.

Lyrics:
At Today's Apple Event
There's gonna be lots of things.
There's gonna be lots of things and it's gonna be awesome.
I don't know what they are,
but I hear they're gonna be great.
'Cause there's gonna be lots of things, and it's gonna be awesome!

So here we go again.
They're changing the world at 10 AM.

Can you believe, can you believe that shiny thing?
Can you believe, can you believe that shiny thing?
That it only costs three grand?

So here we go again.
They're changing the world at 10 AM.

Is there gonna be One More Thing?

At Today's Apple Event

Perhaps the first love song directed at an inanimate website

Daring Fireball

Musician, tech historian, journalist, creator of Tech Songs and Request-A-Song.com.

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