Rockstar (rough cut)

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Ignorance Is Bliss (Ben Pernick)

Lyrics:

Lai-didi-dai-dididididai dai dai dai dai dai dai dai

Antisemitism needs to stop, it’s due to a lack of education
We’re so sick of the myths, the stereotypes and the hateful accusations
It’s a shame we can’t all get along and love our fellow man
If we were left alone we’d finally complete our world domination plan

I wear a skullcap on my head to hide my devil horns
We control the media, we even have Ron Jeremy for porn
We have an extremist fringe, they have fringes on their clothes
Like Toucan Sam we get outta jams, we just follow our nose

Yai-bibi-bai-bibibibi-bai bai bai Oy oy oy oy oy!

Who strikes with throwing stars of David, our ninjews dressed in black
We’d be unkillable if not for our kryptonite: the anxiety attack
Our most potent chemical weapon is potato latke smell 
We put mind-control chips in pork to keep the gentiles under our spell

Oy-oyoy-oy-oyoyoyoyoy oy oy kha kha kha kha kha!

We’ve got a Fort Knox of baby foreskin, it fuels our doomsday device
We’ve never sold our souls because we couldn’t jack up the price
We’ll wait ‘til after shabbos to set the world on fire
Cuz you haggled over our bread prices
And we hate challah cost-deniers  

We’ll turn all your toys to dreidels
We’ll turn all your fish to gefilte
Our overlord is the Jewish Mothership 
She controls us using guilt-eh
We’ll go Jurassic and resurrect a carnivorous Dinah Shore 
When we take over the world we won’t have Christmas anymore

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When You're Drunk

Comedy Singer/Songwriter living in NYC, formerly the songwriter, lead vocals and frontman of ska/punk band Code Rad. Host of monthly NYC comedy song showcase "Punpernickel". My debut EP, "Bad JewJew" is now available on all streaming services!

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