A cover of Pocket Calculator made entirely in Ableton in my Music Production class at school. No vocals, though. Just imagine them.

Pocket Calculator - Benneroni

Lyrics:
Ay! Yah!
You already know who it is!
Lil Boat on the track!

I go in the mall I'm like yah
Know I finna crawl just like yah
They thinkin I'm ballin like yah
Aye, yah

I fall down the stairs I'm like yah
I grab on your hairs I'm like yah
Eat a couple pears just like yah
Y'already know

Lil Boat on the beat
Be eatin fresh meat
I'm takin a seat
Throwin just like YEET

Be takin that heat
From that bread with whole wheat
Got ice on my neck and my feet y'already know

I go in the mall I'm like yah
Know I finna crawl just like yah
They thinkin I'm ballin like yah
Aye, yah

I fall down the stairs I'm like yah
I grab on your hairs I'm like yah
Eat a couple pears just like yah
Y'already know

Be smoking that dope
Be noosing that rope
Be giving up hope
Yah, yah

Leaving my suicide note
I be itchin to vote
Yah, Trump is my mans, ayy
Y'all know tiny hands, ayy

I go in the mall I'm like yah
Know I finna crawl just like yah
They thinkin I'm ballin like yah
Aye, yah

I fall down the stairs I'm like yah
I grab on your hairs I'm like yah
Eat a couple pears just like yah
Y'already know

Lil Yachty - You Already Know (ft. Lil Uzi Vert & Playboi Carti)

Been working way too much need to stay home and open gifts
There they are! There they're at!
Pick them up and rip the wrap, let's see
I need money, games, and clothes
And a box with LEGO inside
Now listen

To get all of the above in a limited amount of time
Santa Claus better come
Hope that he's on his way
Be it snow in the skies
Reindeer on his sleigh
Or some gifts to open up
Like a new video game
Hell yeah, from COD to GTA
Got all that shit and more so all break we're okay, but anyway…

Don't whine, anytime
Don't even think of slightly crying
Santa’s eyes gonna spy
That makes me want to tell you why
Know you got a nice streak going
Cause your family is glowing
Be so kind that no one's moping
And he's looking so you're knowing
You'll get gifts that night
And there's many around
The tree, if you do it right

Santa keeps flying higher
Go so fast he's like on fire
Soon there's no gifts left
Fulfilling every kid’s desire
Kids laughing, kids running going to the big tree, so much fun 
Find a gift and rip it open
And start jumping, cause you got a package of
Your favorite anime series Naruto Shippuden

I want it, I need it, need it for Christmas this year, shake it, can't think of what's in it, open up, yeah what's in it bitch? BITCH!!!!

Open presents and presents and presents and presenting yourself
In front of all your new toys that have you and
Your cousins, you're dancing all around cause you
Don't give a
Because of Santa
You play with the
Gifts have you smiling also shining and so on
And that nice one is for you, time to turn it on
Too far into it to yawn, till the battery’s gone
Get more gifts and then hog the dance floor till it breaks
Start to pondering games
Me, I'm all about 2K
But you got all kinds
So pay no mind to the pace
Wanna play that one?
You know, the one with the race
That makes all the cars break
Don't forget to hydrate
You don't want to die cause they
Would have a bad day and get
Sad cause they lost a kid 
So while your dad’s at the grill
Drink water, you get the gist
Gifts you don’t wanna miss
But either way, I must say
I really don't give a shit
Long as I get some cool gifts that just really rule
We could play Mario Party
If y'all act the fool
Where you let me win
Or I'll drop out of school

Where's it at???

I want it, I need it, need it for Christmas this year, shake it, can't think of what's in it, open up, yeah what's in it bitch? BITCH!!!!

Responsibility’s cool, but there's more things in life
Except around, Christmastime
Because you gotta behave every day every night
Cause you don't want coal, that just don't feel right
All of the toys make you feel real nice
And every year you be going back for more cause you're like
I just can't get enough of that huge lunch, well alright
It's time to sit down and eat
Right now
It's time to say a prayer and just absolutely
Chow down
Think I'm gonna eat so much in a sec I'll
Be round

Rejuvenating morning, getting gifts for miles
May have gotten so cheerful I can't stop the smile 
Can't go to sleep I'm going in Kanye style
Will it work? Probably not, but it's worth a try

First gift that I see, with wrapping on the sides
Will be the one that I first rip into alright
Wish me luck, give me toys
And some nice green paper
And when you do, it better be a big denominator
Where's it at? Cause I want it like man
Got the toys but need some money I can spend from my Gram
Buy the most awesome toys that I ever have passed
If you got one lend it to me cause I'm needing it man, know what I mean
Where's it at??

I want it, I need it, need it for Christmas this year, shake it, can't think of what's in it, open up, yeah what's in it bitch? BITCH!!!!

I Want It I Need It (For Christmas)

Christmas
I skid on this ice ocean
I drift and do a pretty nice spin
I skid making marks like a Wahlberg
Pack it up, it's getting pretty cold
It's never much, I just wanna go inside
For a warm mug, of hot chocolate STAT
Marshmallows, massive, Grandma’s classic
Massive
Shit, we're ten degrees Celsius subzero snow dripping
My snowball like a bullet from Sin City
You can hear the snow fall if you just listen

Street and the block
Christmas lights lights lights lights
Lights down the street down the down the down the street
Street and the block
Christmas lights lights lights lights
Lights down the street down the down the down the street

Peel down, rip up the wrapping and the tag
It's a couple issues of Rolling Stone mag
Your older brother got a sack full of rocks
Your little brother just got an empty box
You open up the next one, it's god damn sock
This Christmas can suck a bunch of cocks
This sucks

I'm skidding out
I can't open more, I'll go without
There's no Christmas spirit in that house
I'll go to a place where there's no doubt
To the North Pole is my route
Santa's already waiting for me now
Keeping my eyes on the road
Christmas carols playing as I go
I feel so
Uncontrollable

Street and the block
Christmas lights lights lights lights
Lights down the street down the down the down the street
Street and the block
Christmas lights lights lights lights
Lights down the street down the down the down the street
Street and the block
Christmas lights lights lights lights
Lights down the street down the down the down the street
Street and the block
Christmas lights lights lights lights
Lights down the street down the down the down the street

I'm at the North Pole, I jizz snowmen
I've only just begun to roll in
The elves already handing me shit to open
This is definitely a good omen
I skid on this ice that's blue
Walk along some reindeer and a couple moose
A tinge of red and green tints the lighting
Orange tint makes it more exciting
Smell of peppermint and gingerbread spice
I'm so happy I greeted Santa twice
Elves assemble some bows, to put on toy monkey
Try on a hat for size, catch Santa printing some money
This is so nuts, I feel like I'm straight dosed
Santa’s house is lit even with my eyes closed
Christmas everywhere, where do I begin?
I don't wanna go back, that would be a sin

Street and the block
Christmas lights lights lights lights
Lights down the street down the down the down the street
Street and the block
Christmas lights lights lights lights
Lights down the street down the down the down the street
Street and the block
Christmas lights lights lights lights
Lights down the street down the down the down the street
Street and the block
Christmas lights lights lights lights
Lights down the street down the down the down the street

Lights

My fireplace is on, mistletoe taped to the ceiling
Snowy day make me chilly, okay okay feel me
I'm in an eight high abandoned snow fort
No daylight, Christmas lights are lit 24/7
Lit up window that sells it
Headfirst nosedive to the snow right in seconds
And yuletide carols sounding
And I'm surrounded
Snowball fight’s gonna start, shit’s bout to get kamikaze
Fuck I'm frosty

When the snowballs come knocking
Hit the world and my body
Know it won't be long now
Snowflakes hit my brow
Back in my room, snow comes heavy
Santa in the sky, out the window and yell
Come up and gift me

It's the night before christmas
I'm in my grandma’s living room
I'm drying my coat off
Watching cartoons
Steaming cocoa
The solace from snow
I just want anything
Santa better give me everything

My fireplace is on, mistletoe taped to the ceiling
Snowy day make me chilly, okay okay feel me
I'm in an eight high abandoned snow fort
No daylight, Christmas lights are lit 24/7
Lit up window that sells it
Headfirst nosedive to the snow right in seconds
And yuletide carols sounding
And I'm surrounded
Snowball fight’s gonna start, shit’s bout to get kamikaze
Fuck I'm frosty

I'm full as fuck
There ain't one thing I haven't ate
Tell me my time's almost up
I will say, “Can you wait?”
Put the food to my mouth
Proceed to stuff my face
Can you pass me the steak???
Come up and gift me

The smell of gingerbread
Ringing bells, green and red
Santa hat on my head
Got all these gifts to myself
Lying awake in bed
Thinking about the season
And the gifts I had fetched
Think fast, is it some cash or a die cast
A Hot Wheels would blow my whole goddamn mind
All these gifts Santa's sending me
Fully free and they're mine
New microscope to magnify
Box of socks? Waste of time
It's all good, bet, what's that
5 pairs of underwear
I should've known, they're always there
About them I don't care
I just want to open the next treat
Give a fuck, come up and gift me

Come Up And Gift Me

a cover of jeff buckley. i know i suck at singing. i just like this song. i cannot relate to these lyrics. well, not really. i just like this song. i just wanted to do it because i like the song

Last Goodbye (cover)

songs used (in order)
Radiohead - Untitled
Fleet Foxes - Third of May/Odaigahara
Death Grips - Takyon
Smash Mouth - All Star
Death Grips - You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat
Talking Heads - Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On)
Bjork - Pluto
Radiohead - Motion Picture Soundtrack

this is for a school project, it's not meant to be good

You Might Think Bjork Loves You On May 3rd But Her Soundtrack Is Born Under a Star (Death Yon)

made this for a friend's short film.

sample: Al Green - Tired of Being Alone

I'm So Tired

inspired by the car seat headrest album How To Leave Town

I didn't know who you thought you were but now I understand
I know I'm not much of one but I wish you'd try to be a man
It doesn't matter what I think but obviously it does a little bit
If only there was something else to insult me for besides being a little kid

I'll give you a few things:
I'm an asshole to my friends, and my insults never end
I say shit on the internet, I wouldn't ever say head to head
Father stop laughing at me
Well first stop lashing at me
It was fun while it lasted but it didn't last
Guess I gotta go to plagiarism class

Never met someone so narcissistic
I see you liking all that shit, wasn't even about you, hah
Well it was meant to egg you on though so I'll give you that
And it was fun while it lasted but it didn't last

I've heard a lot of bad experiences from people
And I'm one of em
I thought you were a professional speaker with scathing words
I heard none of em
I thought you'd pick me apart piece by piece
Not go ad hominem
But instead there was just stuff about my looks and situation
A whole bunch of them

Who are you to dismantle our little group
You should use your own phone
Whoopity scoop, scoopity poop
Oh sorry did that infuriate some?
You seem to have a problem with taking other's devices
Perhaps you don't have enough
I got a couple MP3 players and a few mice-s
I can lend them to you if you want

Come over and have a cup of tea
So you don't have to scream at her, you can do that to me
I'm amazed at how you can barely see what you're doing

It's kinda funny from an outsider standpoint
The gaslighting and emotional abuse part is a little not but
Your lack of awareness is mostly my point
How can your girl be more afraid of you than me but
I'm not supposed to talk about this
So I think I'm gonna end it right here
You're 3 years older but you still need to grow up
Stream of consciousness lyrics are so dumb
Time to bring in the drums, oh wait I already did
Time to talk about the dumbs, oh wait I already did
Time to make a cheesy remark, oh wait I already did
Time to not take a joke, be a bitch, be a creep, be an ass, be a sneak, not just to me, to what I consider family, on god you already did

And I can't even text her anymore because I can't trust if she's on the other side of the screen
Eight months man
My concert tickets man
You think you're being helpful but you just screwed the whole situation man
Hung over and in my natural habitat
Hanged over is what I'll be
And hopefully you too but that's tasteless
So with taste, I hope you have a nice life but I really don't
Bye bye

Hanged Over

I’m at the North Pole, where there’s lots of snow
Don’t be bad or you’ll get some coal
So many toys so we won’t run out
Christmas spirit I can’t do without
Cake’s delicious man I can’t lie (Christmas)
And the fruitcake is to die for
These toys are crazy dog
This elf in a warehouse make a toy mouse
Lookin like a reindeer
There goes Santa (Christmas)
Tryna write my list and shit
So many toys I want to get
Being good for St. Nick, hope I get a LEGO kit
Santa is crazy, god

Waiting for the 25th, Santa coming down the chim
(These toys are crazy, dog)
Shaking all the boxes and gnawing on some cornish hen
(St. Nick is crazy, god)
Fruitcake with raisins, ha

Ho-ho-ho, bitch
Ho-ho-ho, bitch
Ho-ho-ho, bitch
Ho-ho-ho, bitch
Christmas

Watching all these christmas films
All these toys are marvelous
Sleigh bells ringing like ring a-lang-a-lang-lang-lang
Reindeer fly like thus
Now I spy pumpkin pie
So many presents I might cry
Got three different LEGO sets, oh and then
I also got some M&Ms
Christmas time
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme
A set of pastels, drawing deer with sleigh bells
Snow so white
Santa’s coming real soon so you better be nice
Christmas, christmas, christmas, christmas

Got a Nintendo
So I can play the new Smash Bros
These toys are crazy, dog
At my grandma’s house
Talkin’ bout how you better watch out
Santa is coming, god
Who could it be?
St. Nick is crazy, god
Sleigh bells ringing like ring a-lang-a-lang-lang-lang
Sleigh bells ringing like ring a-lang-a-lang-lang-lang
Fruitcake with raisins, ha

Ho-ho-ho, bitch
Ho-ho-ho, bitch
Ho-ho-ho, bitch
Ho-ho-ho, bitch

Hohoho

Wrapping up the gifts so well
Decorate the house with jingle bells
Re-adjust the Elf on the Shelf (Having so much Christmas fun)
Humming along to the First Noel
Set up the nativity display
Dusting off those old ice skates
Looking in the sky for Santa’s sleigh (Having so much Christmas fun)
Having so much fun on Christmas day

Me and my friends have a snowball fight
We take time to view the lights
Snow on the ground it’s completely white
Having such fun on Christmas night
Sledding down a snowy hill
Regift when we go to goodwill
It’s cold outside I’m getting chilled
I hope my dad’s happy with his new hand drill

Gift-giving
Plum pudding
Stuffing a stocking
Season’s greeting
Wearing clothes with red and green
Sleigh riding with Santa I heard he’s got a nice christmas tree

Hanging up festive decorations
Gearing up for the celebration
Finally on holiday vacation
Ready for two weeks of relaxation
Sledding down a snowy hill
Mom’s cooking dinner better get out of this winter quicker
It’s cold outside I’m getting chilled
Glad tidings hedge trimming present wrapping quick shopping

Glad tidings
Hedge trimming
Present wrapping
Quick shopping
Wearing clothes with red and green
Thinking of Santa’s christmas tree

Snow pours down from the skys
So much fun I might cry
Christmas is the best I can't lie
It gives me joy money can't buy

Sledding down a snowy hill
Having so much christmas fun
It’s cold outside I’m getting chilled
Having so much christmas fun
Christmas season has begun
Having so much christmas fun
Christmas season has begun
Having so much christmas fun
Christmas season has begun
Having so much christmas fun
Christmas season has begun
Having so much christmas fun
Sledding down a snowy hill
Having so much christmas fun
It’s cold outside I’m getting chilled
Having so much christmas fun

Having so much christmas fun
Having so much christmas fun
Having so much christmas fun
Having so much christmas fun
Christmas season has begun
Having so much christmas fun
Christmas season has begun
Having so much christmas fun
Christmas season has begun
Having so much christmas fun
Christmas season has begun
Having so much christmas fun
Having so much christmas fun
Having so much christmas fun

Santa's Christmas Tree

I say December, you say hate it
Kill it like you hate it, kill it like you hate it
I say Nutcracker, you say humbug
I can’t take it, I can’t take it

Fuck you starin at? Christmas lights so quick to flash
Yuletide and cheer make you put your face in a frown so fast
Not the first, won’t be the last
Blizzard from the skies coming fast gotta shovel up some
Wreath over my door and you’re sick
You’re a party pooper, Christmas super duper
Spirit of past and future come in your hall, you’re in a stupor
Maybe now you’ll get the picture, Christmas is even sicker
Than you’d ever fucking figure

I say Kris Kringle, you say hate it
Kill it like you hate it, kill it like you hate it
I say hot chocolate, you say humbug
I can’t take it, I can’t take it
I say gingerbread man, you say hate it
Kill it like you hate it, kill it like you hate it
I say celebration, you say humbug
I can’t take it, I can’t take it

Step to me with that bullshit like you think Christmas ain’t shit
“Bah humbug,” you’re crazy
You can’t get Christmas ruined
Cover your ears when I sing let it snow
Spirit of the past will let you know
“How will I hate Christmas?” You won’t
“Christmas is for kids”, fuck that
Going out with my coat and winter cap
So many presents I gotta wrap
Your hate of Christmas, it’s quite sad
Talk shit one more time, get clapped
To the sound of carolers singing
Count on it, I’m leaving

I say snowflake, you say hate it
Kill it like you hate it, kill it like you hate it
I say North Pole, you say humbug
I can’t take it, I can’t take it
I say jingle bells, you say hate it
Kill it like you hate it, kill it like you hate it
I say Christmas Eve, you say humbug
I can’t take it, I can’t take it

Wrapping a present with a bow
Getting under the mistletoe

(Gift em, gift em, cause I had to gift em though!)
Cause the wreath hangs, and the tree stands, and I’m singing season’s greetings
And I’m toasty, from the fireplace
And we’re all gonna go caroling
Up in the sky, St. Nick’s sleigh
And the reindeer pull their weight
(Gift em, gift em, cause I had to gift em though!)
Get my last minute shopping in
Coal for all the naughty kids
Ornaments on the evergreens
You hate Christmas? You’re Clausing me
Voice in my head “Gift everything!”
Starting with this candle right next to me
(Gift em, gift em, cause I had to gift em though!)

The Scrooge

I’m all up in my driveway, shoveling shoveling snow
I’m all up in my driveway, shoveling shoveling snow
Put the stockings up
Milk and cookies out
Ornaments on
Lights on the house
Three presents under the christmas tree
Open up like an animal ‘cause they’re all for me
I got new shoes and an iPhone X
Haven’t done the other one, let’s see what’s next

I’ll set the table for a filling christmas feast
Meat’s been in the oven since Christmas eve
Making sure the new shoes I got aren’t creased
Grandpa’s not here this year, he’s deceased
I think Grandma’s holding up at least
Serve me up some noodles and a slice of beast
You could even throw in a couple peas
Am I up for seconds? Oh god, yes please

Put the stockings up (down)
Milk and cookies out (now)
Ornaments on (tree)
Lights on the house (glee)
I’m all up in my driveway, shoveling shoveling snow
I’m all up in my driveway, shoveling shoveling snow
I’m all up in my driveway, shoveling shoveling snow
I’m all up in my driveway, shoveling shoveling snow
Three presents under the christmas tree
Open up like an animal ‘cause they’re all for me
I got new shoes and an iPhone X
Haven’t done the other one, let’s see what’s next

It’s a Christmas miracle to me
To me I see my family
Except Grandpa but that’s alright
I must admit it’s a rare sight
An iPhone X that’s a nice sight
I cannot wait to open it
It’s such a very awesome gift
And my Aunt Bea just gave me 50 bucks
Drinking large amounts of eggnog
I shovel lots of snow for money
The only time I wish for sunny
Days at least I’m getting paid
At least I got some hot cocoa waiting

Put the stockings up
Milk and cookies out
Ornaments on
Lights on the house
Put the stockings up (down)
Milk and cookies out (now)
Ornaments on (tree)
Lights on the house (glee)
I’m all up in my driveway, shoveling shoveling snow
I’m all up in my driveway, shoveling shoveling snow
I’m all up in my driveway, shoveling shoveling snow
I’m all up in my driveway, shoveling shoveling snow
Put the stockings up
Milk and cookies out
Ornaments on
Lights on the house
Put the stockings up (down)
Milk and cookies out (now)
Ornaments on (tree)
Lights on the house

Three Presents Under The Christmas Tree

did this beatles song because i like the harmonies and i thought it would be cool to do a weird cover like this. also my family was doing stuff so i stayed really quiet and it has a pretty cool effect.

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