"Get up. You're making the floor dirty and I don't want to be bothered to clean it." "..." "Get up." "..." Krazman kicks Felter's body. "Get up!"  "Fine! Is anyone eavesdropping a doctor?! Huh huh, HURRY UP!" No one says anything while Krazman continues to try to get help until...  The silence is broken by Felter laughing. "HAHA! Knew ya cared!" "I was only saying that because I didn't want someone dying on my shift. My boss would never let me hear the end of it!" "So you say, so you say."  "Why did you come here anyways? You walk in, pay for some macaroons you haven't eaten, talk about monster rumors, call my perfect form strange, and then pretend to die. You don't seem like the kind old man the others in town describe you as." "Okay... calling you strange wasn't exactly a kind thing of me to do, I was surprised and I promise to not make that mistake again. As for the heart attack. I wanted you to stop pretending you hate me."

@beppbep: "The fish man told me that a mask wearing family would own the next shadow crystal and you seem to be related to that." "I don't have a crystal so, you're saying that my family has it? I guess I can talk them out of the whole wanting your soul thing so that they don't flip out when they see you. Been a while since I last checked up on them.  "Well Krazman, whatcha waiting for, lets go."   The macaroons remained uneaten. ___ Sorry for pacing problems and a gazillion other problems, I'm about to pass out. The comments are the document replacement thing.

Why are the comments shattered across time and space?!?!?!

ᴼⁿᵉ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗᶠᵉˡᵗ Lebewohl ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐʸ ᵈᵉᵃʳᵉˢᵗ Opfer.
 ᴵᵗ ˢᵉᵉᵐˢ ᵒᵘʳ Versuche ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵃⁿ Ende. 
ᴰᵒᵉˢ ⁱᵗ ʰᵘʳᵗ, "ᵇᵒᵒᵏᵐᵃʳᵏ"?
ᴵᶠ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳᵉᵃˡ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ.







































"oooh boobmark im gastrrkos"

[!! おお !!] THE (Extremely) 𐎦𐎮𐎮𐎣 PILLS - [Deltarune: The Samety Otherloid Puppet]

1984 classic book you should read iTHIS is the "Krisp A. The Virtuoso" replacement for my "my" ""new"" and """"original"""" AU, "Deltarune The NEW Same Same Same Same Puppet!!!!!". Think! Nobody has made a remake of an au where some kind of variation of "Spamty" takes the role "Krisp A."!
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Change art to "CHEERFUL"
Play "Well well. What do we have here?" sound effect.
Play "Welcome to Spamtir's Super Spectacular Surprising Precious Games, Chump!" sound effect.
Play "Also known as 4SP Games!" sound effect.
🦦 krispanini11💬 erm hi!
🦦 krispanini11💬 i came in here because the sign said the games were free.....
🦦 krispanini11💬 and i have like
🦦 krispanini11💬 One Dollar
Play "Of course, kid!" sound effect.
Play "Today i just felt little generous, you know?" sound effect.
Play "So go ahead and pick any game!" sound effect.
🦦 krispanini11💭(i go up to the shelves and through thoroughly inspectionate the games that are present.)
🦦 krispanini11💭(after a good while of searching, i focus my eyes on a game called "spamtir does taxes 2: the bills bounced back!")
🦦 krispanini11💭(excellent. seems like this game will provide me with many hours of pure entertainment.)
🦦 krispanini11💬wow this looks awesome
🦦 krispanini11💬 i pick this one!
Play "Ah, excellent pick! This one is one of my favorites." sound effect.
Play "It's probably my magnus opus. One of many more, of course! Wehehe...." sound effect.
🦦 krispanini11💬ok well ill go now! thanks
Play "Wait a second, chump!" sound effect.
Play "Before you go, there's one last thing i need you to do..." sound effect.
🦦 krispanini11💭(ah, of course. Here's the catch. just a free game seemed to much to be true.)
🦦 krispanini11💬 gulp. what is it
Play "It's nothing complicated, of course. Just a little formality." sound effect.
🦦 krispanini11💭(just as i expected. i've been scammed. might as well return the game.)
Change art to "NEUTRAL"
Play "Give me your blood." sound effect.
🦦 krispanini11🗯️WHAT!!!
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thumbnail by: herbert and morf
song by: vivi
vocals by: the crap oc????????? (ite
dilaogue by: YOU.
being senok by: youre not gonna believe this
eating lasagna by no one. come on guys this lasagna looks delicious
i dont need to put the damn credits wall here ok we all know who made the same other puppet

The Count: Spamtir [Deltarune; The NEW Same Same Same Same Puppet!]

>>THE BIZNES IS WAR cover(?)

=Rhis is what happens when “Spamty the Buster” is replaced by some weird vague animal thing in my new special event “Kritmas in July”. FUCK
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KritsyCutiePie          Today
Hai! You must be new around here!

KritsyCutiePie          Today
Haven't seen your name on my guest list... Wat is it anyways?

Sammy: "Sammy the Buster, and I'm too damn old for whatver this is."

KritsyCutiePie          Today
Butter.... oh, I put those on pancakes!

KritsyCutiePie          Today
But I didn't eat pancakes today, but I'm planning on eating them tomorrow. I like to space out what I have for breakfast so it can be different eac-

KritsyCutiePie          Today
WAIT! BUTTERS! DON'T LEAVE YET!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!
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thumbnail by @senoktrashstupid
song by I want to be credited as myself Violet me yeah
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose

there was a puppet??/ 24???? I think??

WHO THE FUCK MADE THE SAME SAME SAME OTHER PUPPET... TELL ME YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vocal (singular) by Spamton G. Spamton
Art by Senok (he changed it at some point to add in the detail I came up with of them having antler ornaments that swap from pactors stop sign thing in a fun way)
guys https://youtu.be/5Fed7gDrnJk

Party Animal: Kritsy! ~ Kritmas in July (Aka The Same Same Same Other Puppet)

This is the "Realm’s MAINFRAME" Replacement and the "CESS/pol/" for my cheezy, saucy, and jalapeno-y au Deltarune the same same same same other puppet
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>This place is worse then the last one Kræd... everything is rotting 
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tsk... Haven't felt this level of disgust since saw that one guy and his pony jar /srs

Text| Yeah yeah yeah!! I know thiz place izn't very appealing to mozt people put it'z the only zafe way to reach the Obelizk!

Yeah that should really make you understand how much I dislike you 
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/gen

I'm boiling
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 I'm sweating
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I'm tired
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 and I'm going to vomit from the smell of the rotting fucking corpses next to us
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 and yet THAT is still more favorable then hanging out with you for more then necessary 

Result| Yeowch!! that hurt just a teeny tiny bit

Key| But dont fret!! we're almozt there!!
Effect| The Queen will be ZO happy with me... I might even get my job back!!

Dont say that word around me kid...

•the air it self is boiling, the smell of sulfur and coal fills your lungs 

• the only thing your mind can think of now is getting out before you collapse
🐛🐜🪲🐞🦗🪳🦟🪰🦋🪰🦟🪳🦗🐞🪲🐜🐛
song by: @radiorila (thank you for helping on such short notice)
thumbnail by: random dude (literally)
writing by: @jma-06 and yours truly

The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealneverreal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @sharemy-main-546770460
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, AND www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo and The Same Same Same Puppet by @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @therealmaz and @therealmaz again (Genuinely sorry about the sauce thing;; no hard feelings?)
The Same Same Same Same Puppets by like... @jalapino-colada @jalapino-colada @epik-bruh (farlandu)
and @ziyproject

tssssop by the most "blatantly ableist" "obsessive weirdo" "Freak degen" "sent my name without autorisation" person ever

REVERIE IN BONELIGHT - {Deltarune; The 4Same Other Puppet}

IT'S MAINLINEY!!!! it repeats THREE TIMES INSTEAD OF TWO!!!! mainline god will be so proud of me 🥹
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song by: @kagecake !!!
puppet pipeline by: people

BUDDY!!! Such A Such!! \001\Nameeasuchdespattey\002\MealDeseverver\G (B uddy-side)

KrispyK: something about this place... feels odd
KrispyK: ...
KrispyK: nah, screw these thoughts. there's nothing I couldn't bear with

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis:  A̩̾̌Ã̛̅Ä͕̺́Ȧ̳̆Ã̛̈A̛͂AA🅐🅐🅐🅐𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔AAA𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰Aᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀʜʜʜ

KrispyK: DUDE! why the hell would you outright scream like this for no reason?!?!??!

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: I s͑̒͂a͊̅̕w̓͂̆ a sᴄᴀʀʏ 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎!

KrispyK: but you're... uh... no, I'm not saying this.

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: 𝗜𝘀 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 a͂̈̌ń̒̎ẏ̔́t̊͗̂ḧ̔̇i͊̆̚n̐̆g 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐? 𝗗𝗼 𝑦𝑜𝑢 🅝🅔🅔🅓 any 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓅? I 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑒 you ᴍɪɢʜᴛ 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 a 🅣🅡🅔🅐🅣🅜🅔🅝🅣

KrispyK: what? no, no.

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: 𝒜𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 S̾͋̄U͂̒̅R̾̓̂E͂̓̿?̂̽̂
KrispyK: yes

Patient: K͟r͟i͟s͟p͟y͟ K͟.͟ Attending Physician: N͟.͟ T͟o͟d͟d͟e͟t͟h͟
Diagnosis: delusion & sever hallucinations

KrispyK: ??? 

N. TOddeth "crying, laughing, will be fixed!" [Deltarune the Same Same Same Same puppet]

This is the "「Page 1053113/1053113」→" replacement. Enjoy.
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The sign read Les Sept Têtes restaunt. Felter believed the last word to be french but upon further investigation, it is simply a misspelling.

Felter pushes open the opaque glass doors and ducks under its tall frame. The smell of fresh pastries along with the sound of cutlery and unintelligible discussion fills the air.

William and Parker refused to go in as earth's catmaid cafes were typically quite indecent. The only reason Felter decided to go was after hearing some gossip of an eight foot tall bipedal red creature acting as a waitress there.

All the members of staff are dressed as expected, including Krazman.

"And so you return. My antithesis, my arch nemesis. Why have you come here, old man?!"
"You serve macrons?"

Krazman's returns to a civilian posture.
"You don't recognize me? Your mind must be failing you, as will your form."
"Nah, I know who you are. Just wanted macrons."
Felter rests his arms on a nearby counter.

"I see. Sixty dollars."
Felter hands in the cash.
"I shall be back."

"Wait a second. Hows about we talk a bit while we wait."
"There is nothing to talk about, old man."
"There is plenty of things to talk about. Like... the name of this place."
"I don't know they are fine keeping a misspelling there either."
"Nah, I don't mean that. I meant the french stuff."
"That is in reference to an old sea story. I've been made too recently to see that rumor spread in person."
"I'm old, I remember my Pappy telling me about it! It's a fusion of living and the metal made after it seen the way. Who knows what that really means though."
"I could have believed it until you mentioned it seeing the way. That sounds like vague nonsense."
"If described the wrong way, anything can sound like mad ramblings."

They both go silent for a while, but then...

Krazman recalls something and angrily grabs Felter's shoulder.

"Speaking of mad..."
"Why would you do all that for!? Disbanding my men and forcing me into employment over spiritual pocket lint!"

Felter is dumbfounded. His eyebrows scrunching up.
"You think that souls are that unimportant??"
"Why wouldn't they be, I am perfect without one, you'll be fine without one."
"My soul is currently replacing my heart, you taking it would kill me!"
"Don't be mellow dramatic. I don't have a heart either and here I am. You'll be fine."
"I can't take off my limbs either... how did you even survive getting your body-less head getting kicked into the sky?"
"I just grew my body back. Stop being weird about this."
"Y'know that isn't how people usually work."
"Your body is the one who works wrong! And that is because you are lying. I don't know why, but you are! I KNOW YOU ARE LYING!!"

"Don't yell at me, my soul is out of its socket and your anger is messing with it."
"Your soul does not have a socket! People don't have sockets, that is only a part of machine anatomy!"
"Stop, I think it's gonna-"

Felter drops to the floor. All sound has ceased.
"About time! It took you long enough to drop dead."
"..."

Restaunt [Deltarune: 5SAME other FELL puppet]

? Hey Maxxie! Didja hear that sydneys not posting as often anymore, and we'll likely never get a finished version completed?

[PAGE 27/?]
fuck.

music by zinc
art by @plabet

WAIT TIL ⠞⠓⠑⠝ - [Deltarune: The 4same Puppet]

This is the "Moule and Decay" replacement for my AU "KQ/DR:TNSP,VS: The UnSamer Puppet".
Moule and Decay by @westlythebestly is based on Giga Putting by @zootyplex

*AHEHEHEHEE!
*AHOOHOOHOOHOO!
*I'LL USE MAI TEETH
*TO FUCKING KILL YOUU!

APPLE A DAY [KQ/DR:TNSP,VS: The UnSamer Puppet]

The melody is warm and festive, as if the first Christmas lights have been lit.

The beginning of Christmas

Lotif Thief.

Toby Fox forced me to make a fursona.

Restaunt [Deltarune: 5SAME other FELL puppet]

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