First of all we are the worlds best thrupple of all time. There’s literally no competition. 
Also, we have no idea what we are doing….We want y’all to know this is not an act.  
 
Now let’s start with an important discussion. 
We, the black delegation, need a spokesperson. We would like to nominate Samuel L Jackson to be the CEO of black ppl. Whites ppl are scared of him and black ppl love him….he’s perfect!! 
If you are his cuzin, homie or auntie, leave your contact info in the comments so we can set up a meeting with Mister Samuel to get the ball rolling! 

SImba details his experience at the Dave Chappelle documentary screening in San Francisco that somehow turned into a legends of Oakland concert…. 
Additionally this is where we learn that Lil Jon is apparently a Bay Area legend 🤷🏾‍♀️ 
We learn all about N****a energy and who possess it and how they use these special spiritual powers. 
Simba also has a hilarious encounter with fellow Bay Area natives

There’s a deep dive on music and movies we been listening to and watching……we can sum this up by saying, Women lack accountability in RnB music (and in real life?) and we are loving black folks in westerns!

Despite our seemingly pleasant exchanges throughout this pod, we still, very much, HATE IT HERE.🙄

Hate It Here🙄-Wild Wild WestWorld

This one is another Bay Area Renaissance Classic! @forced2fly gathered a few of her favorite superheroes and we had a Party. Shout out to @Daylite__ , @deligod , @honest_in_10land , and @dimebagdizzy {Powered by The DefyLife Podcast Network. Follow @godefylife on IG. Also listen to all of DefyLife's Podcasts at www.defylifepods.com}

Women's History Month Special Starring @forced2fly

We start off with the inaugural award for “Most Annoyed N*^*! In the World” and if course the recipient is the one and only Simba Rawr 🙄 
We celebrate the Unicorns new wheels *skrrrt skkrrt* (well two of us celebrate…one is a hater….guess who?) 
Empy talks about her experience at the Dave Chappelle documentary screening and how much unexpected fun she had all alone. 
(Also, after she tells her story, we come to the conclusion that she probably should not be allowed to attend events alone 😅) 
If you’re ever anxious/nervous about doing something, push yourself to do it anyways! You’ll usually be so grateful that you did. 
Losing friends and finding peace is a flex. 
We delve into death….and it’s a weird conversation cuz we are obviously very unconventional. 
Which tree and/or plant would you want to be planted as upon your demise? 
We also would like the record to reflect….Simba also wins the award for Most ANNOYING person in the world. (Maybe this is why he’s always so annoyed?)

Let’s just take a moment to shoutout will smith for being that dude. That’s it. 

Let the record reflect, apparently, Empy HATES black men.  According to Simba, her inability to enjoy a show he Thoroughly enjoyed makes her a nitpicking villain. 🤷🏾‍♀️ *insert her eyeroll here* 
The rest of the pod is Simba and his random stories and adventures….y’all know how he LOVES to tell a random wild tale! 

Hope you Hated it Here as much as we did!🙄

Hate It Here🙄-Let The Record Reflect

We start out reminiscing on our pod journey thus far. 
First things first, we need to initiate our special guest into the darkness that is the hate it here podcast. We play all day and our friend Corpy is not yet familiar with our nonsense. 
We relish the darkness and wear it like our favourite pair of Ugg boots. 
Empy makes it clear that if anyone gets froggy, she has The Embassy and speed dial, so dont even think about it. 
We learn that Simba is a vampire. Well…we kinda had an idea something was weird about him anyways. 
Corpy had no idea what he was in for when he agreed to pod with us….we do our best to try to draw him into the dark side and he continually insists he’s better than us. 
Somehow we end up talking about Gods love. Which of course leads to talks of hell. We know y’all love the range! 
We compile the Hip-Hop government and we think we could be on to something. 
Geography doesn’t seem to be Corpy’s strong suit (please be sure to email him those maps y’all) 
There’s a deep dive on Jone’s BBQ and Foot Massage,we basically outline an entire marketing plan for them, tell them to send us a check!!
We talk about going to space on the Magic School Bus rocket and paint a really vivid picture of how the trip would go. 


We hope you hated it here as much as Corpy did!

Hate It Here 🙄-What You Dont Do? (W/ @itscorpy )

Can't Stop, Won't Stop, Hate It Here Records! We're back for part 2 with @itscorpy . More Non sequiturs, More hyperbole, More Gross Sisters, More Ghost Brothers, More New York. Enjoy. Cause we Hate It Here 🙄

Hate It Here🙄-What You Don't Do? Part Deux ( @itscorpy )

We are back to depression and despair y’all! YAY
Simba begins with a book review in our literature moment….(it’s new just roll with it). 

*Trigger warning: its bout to get intense so if you’re currently working on recovery and/or in the midst of the darkness….fast forwarding is highly recommended*

As the title indicates….we are really digging deep and dark down into the depths of depression, and the hows and whys of our crazy complicated brains. There’s also talk of rage, fear and everything else in between. We’re touching on ALL the emotions in the book today y’all. 

Sidenote: Ebbys children do not respect her or the pod recording schedule at all. 

How good are you at containing your inner Hulk?  Are their double standards for men and women expressing their “rage”?  Leave your thoughts in the comments! 

We also talk about having expectations of other ppl…or at least trying to manage our expectations effectively. 
There is discussion of the Jesus photoshoot concert festival livestream event….link for tickets will be forthcoming! 

Did everyone realize the token black person has been replaced by the token LGBTQ+ person? 
We wanna know how everyone feels about it…..Empy has many questions and concerns and some gripes….but still everyone should live they life however they see fit! 

 Also, if you’re passionate about the bible….Simba definitely meant to offend you. Sorry not sorry. 
Life is just one big prank…it’s another reason why we Hate it Here!

Hate It Here🙄-Depression Kitty

We just went 3 for 3! Thank you to the listeners, loved ones, and the haters. I appreciate it all.

Three Peat {Happy Birthiversary}

Empy begins by recounting her experience at a sound clash, and watching “Selfie Santa” taking endless pics of himself in his Xmas sweater.

Also…..Don’t judge the fact that we are talking about Christmas in Summer….time has no meaning, so just shut up about it!
We are living multiple lives simultaneously, so it all makes sense just trust us. We talk about dreams, sleep, and lack thereof. 

There’s a deep dive on how the grinch stole Christmas…it’s riveting and heartwarming. 
Question of the day: What is love? Write your answers in the comments.

This is the episode that birthed the bio of our pod. If you haven’t watched Napoleon Dynamite….PLEASE do so immediately and report back with your thoughts. 

Has anyone counted the Unicorn giggles? Plz also drop those numbers in the comments.

Simba apologizes to the universe. (We don’t know why either…)  Y’all accepting his apology or nah? 

We don’t really have words to describe whatever it was that Simba was embodying during this podcast….and we; the women, apologize for any discomfort you may have felt…cuz same. 

Here’s hoping next time, shit will be back to our normal discourse of disagreements and Hating It Here🙄….

Hate It Here🙄-Sisterhood Of The Traveling Ugly Sweater

This will be as excruciating to listen to and was record….just warning you from the jump. 
Proceed at your own discretion…

Why is Steve Harvey judging folks? Do we care about Steve Harvey judging folks?  Who decided that Steve Harvey judging folks should be a television series? 
There are just so many questions…
Speaking of questions, who do you vote for in the fly suit competition…Nick Cannon or Steve Harvey? 

Dilapidated is the word of the day by the way. 

The gavel is seemingly an art project made by elementary school kids. 
Steve alleges to have a lot of common sense. Is this what qualifies him to be a judge? 
He has clerks who “conduct research” on his behalf….they really trying hard to make this appear legitimate, we’ll give them that much. 

Case two….this is where we find out the common sense Steve alleges has is clearly lacking. 
Also, RIP James…He died instantly. I’ll never look at mason jars the same again. Smh 
For the first time in pod history Empy and Simba agree and it’s hilarious. 

All in all this entire experience was horrible and we never wanna do it again. 
We continue to hate it here. 🙄

Hate It Here🙄- Hate Watching Judge Steve

You know it’s gonna be a good pod when we start with Empy watching a documentary! 
This pod takes us back in time to waiting for the next shoe to drop at the beginning of 2021. Can y’all believe we made it to 2022?! And aren’t you MAD we made it?!!! *sigh*

Ok, so what are the texting rules? Are we replying fast, medium or slow? 
Why ppl do hung up on this shit anyways???
We should focus on more important things, like why don’t we have flying cars like the Jetsons?

Moving on to the exasperated sigh followed by a story about bitches…..
And unfortunately we uncover the hidden truth….every female has been “bitches”. If you agree leave a winking emoji in the comments. 

Then we talk about one of the worlds wildest hypotheticals ever put into song. Even Nick Canon couldn’t wild out like this.  
At the end of the day, never play the hypothetical game with a women cuz they allegedly do not play fair. 

Also legend has it that Tyrese never found out why she acting like that….another example of bitches taking shit too far. 
He surely hates it here🙄….we know the feeling.

Hate It Here🙄- Hypothetically

1(800)273-8255. We are killing ourselves!!! We have to make a change. Ms. Kharis ( @se7endiamonds ) is at the forefront of Protecting Black Men from Suicide. We talk about the role of the Black Caretaker and how at an early age, some of us are thrusted into this position. We discussed the epidemic of Black Male Suicide and resources that we can use to heal ourselves and each other. We then get into a conversation on the Relationship between Black Men & Women, and if they feel protected/supported by one another.

1(800)273-8255 W/ @se7endiamonds

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