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He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe - Closing Theme

The Ballad of Tweek and Craig

From Splatoon 3
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Splatune 3 - Clickbait (Demo)

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Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Want me to grab a spare bear suit and stuff you inside it?
Got an appetite? Grab a couple slices
Mom and dad lied when they told you I was lifeless
What's this, someone in the main office?
Hanging out after hours? How obnoxious
Watching us on his monitor, preposterous
Time to wake the others now we'll show him who the boss is
Call me Freddy, I'm the teddy with a temper
When I see a face like yours, I remember
Make it through the night and I'll bet they'll give you tenure
Then you can be part of Freddy's family forever
Most of us got a major upgrade
So I hope you don't hate staying up late
If you're scared, give your resume an update
Cause unless you quit, you'll still be making minimum wage
When I come to life, you've got no place to hide
Keep an eye on the time and a light by your side
You can try if you'd like, to survive five more nights
Stick around, don't be shy
We're your friends, we'll show you why
Beware Mangle, he'll leave your brains scrambled
You could say he's got a couple wires tangled
He likes surprising you from a higher angle
Keep an eye above ya, cause it's where he likes to dangle
We got a brand new Freddy, Chica, Bonnie
You can bring balloons, boy, time to throw the party
Put your mask on, cause now the fun is starting
Don't keep it on long, it ain't fooling Foxy
Check the vents that we'll be crawling out the bottom of
If you got doors, now you oughta lock 'em up
Whoops, I forgot, you don't even got 'em
Keep the music playing or we're gonna have a problem.
But don't relax once you have us distracted
We move around as sporadic as mechanical crackheads
We think on our own, no strings attached
If you don't believe that, ask the Marionette
Did you listen to the vision you saw?
As the clock keeps ticking, we'll be givin' you more
Do you remember the original four?
Take a look at us now, cause our condition is poor
We were left to decay
In this dark, troubled place
Too late to run away
Just don't run out of double As
When I come to life, you've got no place to hide
Keep an eye on the time and a light by your side
You can try if you'd like, to survive five more nights
Stick around, don't be shy
Just don't listen to the phone guy
Hello, hello?
Wow, you made it this far!
Honestly, didn't think you'd really ever get far
Ha-ha, don't worry, you got nothing to fear,
This is just the beginning of a thrilling career
Now, the animatronics are known to bug out
Isn't that enough reason to get the fuck out?!
Listen up, guy, this gig ain't for me
But we're having such fun and we'd hate you to leave
You might mistake us for hostile monstrosities
But accidents will happen when you've got a lot of teeth
If you got a birthday, let us make it bright
It's so exciting when a party stops by for a bite
We wait all night for the day to begin
With a special surprise that we save for the end
If you don't already know how we like to make friends
Then we'll show you now and you're gonna fit right in
When I come to life, you've got no place to hide
Keep an eye on the time and a light by your side
You can try if you'd like, to survive five more nights
Stick around, don't be shy
We're your friends, we'll show you why
Join us and die
Join us and die
Join us and die
Join us and die

The Ballad of Tweek and Craig

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