HOLY SHIT A PINK FLOYD REP?!? FUCK YES IMMEDIATE MAIN PLS WIN

[GEICO Commercial Division]
[August 30, 2019]

CAMEL: And then I said, "Mike! You will not BELIEVE what day it is." Guess what I said! Go on, guess!!
PINOCCHIO: Lemme guess... "Hump Dayyy-
CAMEL: HUMP DAYYYYYYYYY!! HAHAHA!!
MARTIN: Yes, well, you certainly have the enthusiasm. We'll call you back if there's an opening available.
CAMEL: Call me on Wednesday. I'm ONLY available on a Wednesday.
MARTIN: Yep. Gotcha.
PINOCCHIO: NEXT!!
[As the Camel walks out of the room, an old man walks in.]
MARTIN: Name, please.
BIFF: Hello, it's me. That guy that kind of looks like your grandfather. But you can call me Biff.
PINOCCHIO: Hold on... "Biff"... Ooooh! I remember you! Yeah! You're from that one commer- ... Oh. You're from THAT commercial.
MARTIN: Wait a minute, you mean that dancing Grandpa commercial? I actually quite liked that one.
BIFF: Yeah, it's me. Now, I understand my last commercial was... a bit of a train wreck.
PINOCCHIO: Or in this case, a car crash.
BIFF: Heh... yeah... But, uh, I was wondering if maybe... JUST maybe... I could have another shot...?
PINOCCHIO: N-
MARTIN: (AHEM) Uh, i-if you don't mind, I'd like to have a word with my partner for a moment.
BIFF: Go ahead.
[Martin and Pinocchio step out of the room.]
PINOCCHIO: MARTIN. Out of everyone in this building, we CANNOT let THAT GUY back in here!! Not after that AWFUL commercial.
MARTIN: Say what you want, Pinocchio, but I admire the man. He was one of the greats at his prime! Very wise, very bold, precise... EXACTLY what we're looking for, might I add.
PINOCCHIO: WELL- I-I... UH... I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM, OKAY?!
[Pinocchio's nose grows.]
MARTIN: ...
PINOCCHIO: ... HMPH. FINE!! BUT I AIN'T WORKING IN THIS BRANCH NO MORE!! I'M moving to the WOODCHUCK's Department!!
MARTIN: N-No wait I don't think tha-
[Before Martin could finish his sentence, Pinocchio marches into the room next door. The sound of screaming and two woodchucks chuckling can be heard from the other side. Martin walks back into the room with Biff.]
BIFF: So uh... Am I in the clear?
[Martin smiles.]
MARTIN: Everything checks up, old man.
BIFF: Epic. So... what exactly was the position for?
MARTIN: Well, it's less of a position, really...

It's more like an invitation...

This final track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown with art by Checking @user-344676715.

A callback to Geico's lifesaving benefits.
★ Vincent Mashups - Cursed Insurance
★ Ieslar - Initial G
★ CactusTeam - Undying Savings
★ MS360 - I'm Not Your Junior, I'm Your Senior
★ Gnirob - Shut Up and Save: The Final Push
★ Gnirob - Sexy Grandpa Party Rockers
★ Toothn't - Heat Haze Power Car
★ TheGuy - Push Me (Shuffle Type 4)
★ KryptoDigital - Driving 2 Woo Hoo
★ Vincent Mashups - Drifting Towards the Endgame
★ Kleptomato - As Your Grandpa I Expressly Forbid It
★ CactusTeam - Driving Like An ALL/STAR
★ TheGuy - Are We There Yet?
★ TheGuy - In The Hot Seat
★ TheGuy - Kart and Payload Insurance
★ WholePunch - Life is a Big City
★ vvsvlogs - Into the Highway
★ ImaginaryShadows - Showdowns and Highways
★ Gnirob - A Sexy Parked Car Nightmare
★ Gnirob & TheGuy - A Fairly Faithful Time
★ Vincent Mashups - Victory! Geico Gaming

BRACKET A: Round 3
In a close match, Geico defeats Ke$ha. (54.45% - 45.55%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 2
Geico illegitimately defeats Neil Cicierega by a single vote. (50.19% - 49.81%)
SEMIFINALS: Round 1
Geico Gaming beats Lord Farquaad. (55.49% - 44.51%)
FINALS:
In a tense final match, Geico gets a miraculous 15%. (15.07% - 42.12% - 42.81%)

Stay Jammin, Geico Gaming. May your victories serve as a wonderful reminder of how much we can save.

Cadillac Memory

Track by: @youre-fired
Art by: https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Character Represented: Mothman

...What’s that up there on the bridge? It looks like it’s Mothman, the prophet and portent of death and dismay! This insectoid cryptid may have a menacing appearance, but he doesn’t mean any harm! ...At least not directly. Wherever this big bug goes, disaster follows. He can’t do anything to save you from your now very quickly impending demise, but he can still offer some sweet music! 


Songs relating to Mothman and media he appears in
        (Country Roads, Beneath the Mask, Mothman - Studio Bunny)
Songs used in the Adventure Zone and other podcasts
        (Interstellar Blues, Wonderland: Round Three, Songs from Welcome to Night Vale)
Songs related to insects
        (Fireflies, Spiral of Ants, Hollow Knight OST, Bullet with Butterfly Wings)
Songs about natural disasters or harsh weather
        (Earfquake, Shelter from the Storm, It’s Raining Men, Purple Rain)

Songs Used:
Persona 5 - Beneath The Mask (Mothman Media)
Tyler, the Creator - Earfquake (Natural Disasters)
Tay Zonday - Chocolate Rain (Weather)
John Denver - Country Roads (Mothman Media)
Owl City - Fireflies (Insects)

Beneath The Earth

[DISCLAIMER THIS TRACK IS NOT A BATTLE NOR DOES IT REFLECT THE BRACKET] 

Track by: @lilcargoshort
Art by: twitter.com/babybowser101
Characters Represented: Spring Heeled Jack, Judgement Boy

Judgement Boy: "You are an inventor with limitless potential creativity. However, you only have the funds to make a prototype for one invention. You can either build a machine that will help doctors keep their patients alive, or a suit that will grant you a longer lifespan and increased mobili-"
Spring Heeled Jack:  "OH OH I KNOW DIS ONE!!! I CHOOSE TO BUILD THE OU'FIT! I'LL BE THE MOST POWERFUL JOHN IN BRITAIN!"
Judgement Boy:  "...I wasn't finished."
(FULL LORE STORY ON DISCORD)

Spring Heeled Jack's sources:
Songs related to Britain or by British artists
(God Save the Queen, The Beatles, Gorillaz, Queen, Elton John)
Songs by Neil Cicierega (NO SPIRIT PHONE/MOUTH)
(Viewmonster, Nature Tapes, Deporitaz, Aaron)
Songs related to fire
(We Didn’t Start the Fire, Through the Fire and the Flames, Wildfire)

Judgement Boy's sources:
Songs from the Gregory Horror Show soundtrack
(Danger Near, Store Room, Fatal Truth)
Songs related to choices
(I Can’t Decide, Bad Decisions, Should I Stay or Should I Go)
Songs related to judgement/trials
(Investigation ~ Cornered, The Judge, The Punisher OST)
Songs related to money or broken hearts
(Whales, Moneytalks, Somebody That I Used To Know)

SOURCES:
Pink Floyd - Money (Money/UK Bands)
Harry Enfield - Loadsamoney (Money/UK)
Katy Perry - Firework (Fire)
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny (Lemon Demon)
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood (UK Bands)
Lil Uzi Vert - Money Longer (Money)
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics (Money) [w̵e̵ ̸m̸a̸y̵ ̸n̸o̷t̴ ̸l̸e̵t̴ ̶j̶a̷c̵k̴ ̶u̵s̴e̵ ̴s̸p̶i̷r̶i̸t̵ ̵p̷h̶o̷n̵e̵,̵ ̸b̶u̴t̸ ̴n̷o̸t̷h̸i̶n̶g̶'̷s̴ ̶s̷t̶o̸p̸p̸i̵n̸g̴ ̸j̸u̸d̶g̵e̴m̶e̴n̴t̴ ̷b̶o̶y̵.̵.̷.̶]
The Killers - Mr. Brightside (UK Bands/Broken Hearts)
100 Gecs - Money Machine (Money)
It's Free Real Estate (Money)

Deregulation, Baby!

Track by: @lilcargoshort
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/goose-tournament
Character Represented: king gooigi

Hailing from a haunted mansion in the Mushroom Kingdom, King Boo was invited to this tournament, but was unable to attend due to.. other plans. Instead, he has infused Gooigi, his enemy's brainless lackey, with his ghostly essence, a share of his power, and a right to inherit his throne. With the powerful sources of King Boo fueling him, this slimy doppelganger is sure to get the crown!

sources:
Music from Mario spin offs or games where you primarily play as Luigi
(Luigi’s Mansion, Mario and Luigi, Paper Mario)
Music related to slime or other gooey substances 
(Slime Dreams, Slime by Danny Gonzalez, the cum zone)
Music related to royalty/rulers
(Ruler of Everything, King of Pain, Rain King)
Music related to ghosts or clones/doppelgangers
(I Am… All Of Me, Ghost by Mystery Skulls, Sneaky Spirit from Rhythm Heaven)

Songs Used:
Ray Parker - Ghostbusters (Ghosts)
Alan Walker - Ghost (Ghosts)
nelward - Ghost (Ghosts)
deadmau5 - ghosts ' n stuff (Ghosts)
Queen - We Will Rock You (Royalty)
Lorde - Royals (Royalty)
Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta (Royalty)
Undertale - Dummy! (Ghosts)
Fetty Wap - Trap Queen (Royalty)
Gooigi SFX

Royally Busted

Track by: @lilcargoshorts
Art by: https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Character Represented: The Psychiatrist

You're late to your appointment, and it's time to take your daily dose. The Psychiatrist is here, and he's not taking this crap any longer! He may not look like a threat, but by utilizing a secret and experimental government drug, he can gain intense telepathic abilities, summon electricity, and even mutate into a horrific living mound of flesh. ...Or perhaps it's all in your head? Either way, don't underestimate the Psychiatrist. You might not like the diagnosis...

Songs from Devolver Digital games
        (Katana ZERO OST, Hotline Miami OST, Enter the Gungeon OST)
Songs related to therapy or mental illness
        (Frontier Psychiatrist, The Mind Electric, ECHO)
Songs related to drugs and medication
        (Semi-Charmed Life, Purple Haze, The Next Episode)
Secret/optional boss themes
        (Fight Against Culex, THE WORLD REVOLVING, 02 Battle)

Songs Used:
Hotline Miami - Hydrogen (Devolver Digital)
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod (Medication)
Third Eye Blind - Semi-charmed Life (Drugs)
Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode (Drugs)
The Avalances - Frontier Psychiatrist (Psychiatry)

A Dose Of Hydrogen

Track by: @lilcargoshorts
Art by:https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Character Represented: The G-Man

Rise and... shine... is it really that time... already? Coming from Black Mesa and representing everything from passports to pocket-watches, the G-Man is here to earn the favor of our hosts. With experience in pulling strings from behind the scenes, setting important events into motion, and manipulating the fabric of time itself, there's nothing that can stop this hard-working recruiter... so wake up. Wake up and smell the ashes.

Music from Valve games or Valve fan content, including SFM animations
(Half Life OST, Portal 2 OST, Team Fortress 2 OST)
(I’m The Man, YMCA, We Like To Party)
Music related to business or work
(Working for the Weekend, Job Simulator OST, Men at work)
Music related to conspiracy theories
(Touch Tone Telephone, music by Avril Lavigne, Look What You Made Me Do)
Music with time related words in the title
(One Week, FourFiveSeconds, Last Friday Night (TGIF))

Songs Used:
Fifth Harmony - Work From Home (Work)
Vengaboys - We Like To Party (Popular SFM)
Rebecca Black - Friday (Time)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Time)
Tim Robinson - Friday Night (Time)

Friday Night, Dr. Freeman

Track by @lilcargoshort.
Art by @evkem & @e-twoup.
Characters Represented: Funny Valentine
Tournament Origin: Live For Another Day 2

Sources:
JJBA - Great Days (JJBA)
OutKast - Hey Ya (Part 7 References)
Miley Cyrus - Party In the U.S.A (America)
Green Day - American Idiot (America)
Estelle - American Boy (America)
Childish Gambino - This is America (America)

#14 - Funny Valentine

Dojyaaa~~n! After escaping from the clutches of Monokuma's killing game with his stand D4C, the 23rd President of the United States Funny Valentine has set his sights on a different tournament: Reject Rumble! He has powerful sources, including songs from Shonen Jump properties, songs relating to the country he strives to protect, and songs relating to parallel worlds. That's not all, though. With the Steel Ball Run under his control and the power provided by the Saint's Corpse, President Valentine can access some beloved songs and bands! He's sure to take the first napkin and claim victory in the name of America!

- Songs from Shonen Jump series, as well as songs referenced in part 7 of JJBA (Only one song from bands referenced) (NO OVERLAP)
(Bloody Stream, Dragon Ball Z, Bleach)
(Against The Wind, Hey Ya!, Catch A Wave)
- Songs related to the United States of America and American politics
(Born in the USA, Made in America, Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney)
- Songs relating to parallel/alternate universes (NO UNDERTALE)
(Rick and Morty, Deltarune, Digimon)
- Songs by AC/DC, The O'Jays and the Beatles.
(Thunderstruck, Use Ta Be My Girl, Hey Jude)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

A Great Day To Be An American

MAKA: Another murderous maniac on the loose... perfect for us!
SOUL: Prepare to have your soul taken!
47: Hm, a scythe? Interesting choice of weapon. You should probably try using guns, they are more useful in these sorts of situations.

Art: Wabu & Deadhand
Track: @bluez04

Voting Link: https://forms.gle/PS7CaPKnqZHo65HY9

Sources:
Henry Jackman - Kingsman Hoedown (Spies)
Lemon Demon - When He Died (Death)
Soul Eater - Resonance (Atsushi Ohkubo)
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Suits)
Khonjin House theme (Suits)
Will Smith - Men in Black (Suits)
Lemon Demon - Knife Fight (Bladed Weapons)
clipping. - Inside Out (Death)
Death Grips - Guillotine (Death)
Final Fantasy 7 - Fighting (Square Enix)

[R1 - M4] Manners Maketh Mortician

Fighter: Mega Frank
Arrangement: Smittz @smittz_sc
Illustration: taconi, TVGhost, FilthyFred,
Music: Lollipop Headspin
Join the Discord and learn more about LFAD2 and its characters! discord.gg/NTwd37d

Sourcelist:
-Songs from the Megaman Franchise (Woodman Theme, Willy Stage 2, Megaman X)
-Songs related to Zombies (Death road to Canada, Dead Rising, Plants VS Zombies)
-Any song included in the VS Capcom franchise (Marvel VS Capcom 2, Tatsunoko VS Capcom, Namco VS Capcom)
-Songs related to Megaman in any way (The Megas, I can’t beat Airman, Songs from The Protomen)

Original:
- Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Zombies) (Appeared as a licensed track in Lollipop Chainsaw)

Lollipop Headspin

Title: 17 Minutes, 17 Characters (CHANCE x Oreceler Fest)
Characters: FAUX, Troy McClure, George Volcano, Tyler, the Creator, Bigtop Burger, Barnacle Boy, Ed, Edd & Eddy, Scott the Woz, Sam & Max & Knuckles, Ghouls Next Door, the Doomstalkers, Space Cowboys, Wicke, Saints of Shovelry, NOODLEZ, Erdrick, Kuzco
Arranger(s): @dreem!#7497
Art: @DFX#2095
SONGS USED: 
SHARED SOURCES
Ke$ha - TiK ToK (Intros [FAUX]/The Simpsons [Troy McClure]) 
HydroDalek - doin (Robot-themed Bands [FAUX]/Songs made for ads [Troy McClure]/YTPs [George])
Insane Clown Posse - Down With The Clown (Horrorcore [Tyler]/Clowns [BTB]) 
Gooseworx - End of the Universe (YouTube Animation [BTB]/Space [Space Cowboys]/Chaos [SMK]) 
The Living Tombstone - Die In A Fire (Robot-themed Bands [FAUX]/Chaos [SMK]/Paranormal[GND]) 
My Superhero Movie (Superhero Media [Barnacle Boy]/Cartoon Network [EE&E]/Hero in the Title [Erdrick] 
Calobi Productions - Among Us VS Fall Guys (Space [Space Cowboys]/Games about investigation [SMK]) 
Bret McKenzie - The Interrogation Song (Puppets [George]/Investigation [SMK]) 
Alan Menken - Zero To Hero (Erdrick [Hero in the Title]/Kuzco [Animated Disney])
FAUX
Daft Punk - Technologic (Robot-themed Bands) 
Barenaked Ladies - Big Bang Theory (Intros)
TROY MCCLURE
Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (Animated Sitcoms [American Dad]) 
Ken Keeler and Christopher Tyng - Robot Hell (Animated Sitcoms [Futurama])
GEORGE VOLCANO
StonysSteffComedy - Dinosaur Office Remix (Dinosaurs/YTP) 
Jim Henson - Movin' Right Along (Puppets)
TYLER, THE CREATOR
Tyler, The Creator - Boredom (Tyler) 
OutKast - Hey Ya! (Nostalgia)
BIGTOP BURGER
Lord Bung - Fine & Dandy (YouTube Animation) 
Exit Mouse - Spare Hearts (YouTube Animation)
Weird Al Yankovic - White & Nerdy (Worthikids)
BARNACLE BOY
Ween - Ocean Man (Spongebob/The Ocean) 
DonkeyDude - Stronger Than You - Mr. Krabs (2020 Ver.) (Spongebob)
ED, EDD & EDDY
Ed Sheeran - Sing (Ed Sheeran) 
Kevin Manthei - Johnny Test (Cartoon Network)
SCOTT THE WOZ
Arlo - The Songs of Ocarina of Time (With Lyrics) (Reviewers)
Pitbull feat. Don Omar - Fuego Remix (Sports Games [Madden 08])
SAM & MAX & KNUCKLES
Tomonori Sawada Koji Sakurai - Free (Sonic) 
SnapCube - There Goes Hawaii (Sonic/Chaos)
GHOULS NEXT DOOR
The Fold & Kruegersound - Ghost Whip (Made for Merch/Paranormal) 
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Paranormal)
THE DOOMSTALKERS
Danny P - FORTNITE ANTHEM (offsource, previously on-source. Do not use this as a reason to vote against them.]
JT Music - Meet the Crew (FPS)
SPACE COWBOYS
Shoji Meguro - Life Will Change (Thieves/Outlaws) 
The Runaways - Cherry Bomb (Marvel)
WICKE
Guy Moon - The Fairly Odd Parents (Magic) 
Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk (Funk)
SAINTS OF SHOVELRY
Danny Baranowsky - Momentum Mori (Brace Yourself) 
D-Tent Boys - Dig It Up (Digging)
NOODLEZ
Atsuko Asahi & Yasuaki Iwata - [NAME REDACTED] (3D Fighting Games) 
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. (Gorillaz)
ERDRICK
Jennifer Saunders - I Need a Hero (Hero in the title) 
Porta - Dragon Ball Rap (Akira Toriyama [Dragon Ball])
KUZCO
Tom Jones - Perfect World (Animated Disney) 
Queen - We Will Rock You (Royalty)
OFF-SOURCE
Oliver Heldens - Take A Chance 
Falling In Reverse - Game Over

17 Minutes, 17 Characters (CHANCE x Oreceler Fest)

Track by: @e-twoup
Art by: @unknown_artist10
UI by @e-twoup


Clean Bandit - Rather Be (Nightcore)
Bag Raiders - Shooting Star (Shooting)
Fall Out Boy - Centuries (Nightcore)
Hamilton - My Shot (Shooting)
The Cab - Angel With a Shotgun (Guns, Nightcore)

- Songs related to guns/bullets/shooting [NO BULLET HELLS]
- Music from Slice-Of-Life anime or inspired/related to anime idols
- Songs from RPGMaker games
- Songs that have popular/well known (>5 million views) Nightcore remixes

Rather Be Remembered

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00. zalgar and garfield (hosts)
01. sirenhead
02. mothman
03. judgement boy
04. spring heeled jack
05. gooigi
6. the beast
07. the faceless
08. the psychiatrist 
09. hex coding
10. the drowned ones
11. the G-man
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