I sing Hannibal the Cannibal to the tune of Frosty the Snowman. This started out as a joke for the Tumblr blog Mindpalace2k15, but I finally got the courage to actually record it. 
This is a huge thing for me. I have no confidence and although I don't mind my live voice, I HATE, just dread (can't stress this enough here) my recorded voice [maybe if I had better microphones available or something]. And I recorded this at the hotel I work at and used one of the rooms shut down for renovations and someone happened to see me come out of it with my computer and camera (I'm very embarrassed by this). Keep in mind, I work the late shift and it was after 2am and there is usually no one around especially if we are in the slow season...so....yeah....hopefully they didn't hear me. I mean I suppose I could've waited 'till I got home, but I just don't have the quiet/alone time to do it. Plus, I was worried the timing of posting it....
Anyway...
I found a karaoke version of Frosty to use as the accompaniment, so no credit for me there, but I did rewrite the words so...
Lyrics:
Hannibal, the cannibal
tries his hardest to stay calm
then outside he spied; two knights with his ties
They’ve knowingly set off a bomb

Hannibal, the Cannibal is one you should not anger
He's all about respect and space
And violation equals danger

There's always mischief brewing
When Tristan is involved
And a snowman alone is not much fun
Steal some ties- Hey problem solved

O, Hannibal the Cannibal
Kind of forgot about the deal
He's so fed up with the knight's shenanigans
Guess what might be the Christmas meal

Thumpity thump thump
Thumpity thump thump
Look at Tristan Go
Thumpity thump thump
Thumpity thump thump
Over the mounds of snow

BHC1989