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The Pro-Choice Televangelists were formed in 2021 when Elon University students Mason Carter and Grey Gaul realized they were both musically talented and mentally deranged. After many sleepless nights of recording demos, often under the influence of lamb liquid, the dynamic duo finally had enough material to create their first masterpiece… ABSTINENCE LLC. The album, though only 6 tracks long due to budget cuts and overfishing of the South China Sea, will allow the listener to do many things, including but not limited to: see the face of God, be sexually irresistible, drive a Lambo Chevy, and your mom. It was named after a famous living-learning community on Elon’s campus where everyone abstains from sex; a task that proved to be incredibly easy for Carter and Gaul given that they’d been doing it for 19 consecutive years. Critics might say that the album sounds “unmixed and unmastered.” This is only because ABSTINENCE LLC is indeed unmixed and unmastered, because Carter and Gaul couldn’t be bothered to give two shits. After the release of ABSTINENCE LLC, Carter and Gaul went on a cocaine-infused banger across the Piedmont Triad region; their whereabouts are currently unknown. However, a little birdie named Mikhail Gorbachev told me they may or may not be working on some more life-changing experiences for their fans to enjoy. 
~ Paul Simpson, Rovi

ABSTINENCE LLC

portasound beat

peep the seatbelt

i hate the antichrist

car fucker interlude

mixed with pro tools and i really did not enjoy the experience but hey i passed my studio techniques class hooray

another shit mix

*DISCLAIMER* THIS IS NOT MY TRACK. This was created by Isulf in 2013 and has since become one of my favorites. However, he did not upload it to Soundcloud, so that is what I have done. Enjoy!

Powerpunch

Ramen Carnage - Isulf

*DISCLAIMER* THIS IS NOT MY TRACK. This track was made by JumpieMusic (who I suspect to be https://soundcloud.com/kaixomusic ) in 2015. This song was not on Soundcloud so I uploaded it here. Hope you enjoy!

Atomic

The White Knife - JumpieMusic

As usual, this track is not by me. All credits go to Koraii.
His Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/koraii

Koraii - Between Worlds

As usual, this is not my track. Check out the original here: https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/559305

Minotics - Neo Tokyo

As usual, this isn't my track. I don't think Lchavasse will post this track on his Soundcloud (https://soundcloud.com/lchavasse-1) but if he does, I'll remove this. Enjoy!

Lchavasse - Lonely Forest

As usual, this isn't my track. Go support Koraii.
https://soundcloud.com/koraii

Koraii - Indigo

As usual, this track is not mine. 

Check out Zooloo75: https://zooloo75.newgrounds.com/

Zooloo75 - Another Cookie

Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/719636

NeonRage - Reversed

downloaded these stems from this website where you can download random tracks and mix them for fun. my mix kinda bumps so here it is. 

http://cambridge-mt.com/ms/mtk/

Francisco Perez - Spaces (ndiba mix)

Baaku recently purged his entire SC page so I thought I'd reupload what I consider to be his magnum opus. Enjoy.

Baaku: https://soundcloud.com/itsbaaku

Bon Iver - Calgary (Baaku Remix)

main: https://soundcloud.com/notsuperliminal

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