A real Big Clit rarity (dedicated to Ganny McMega Wormsucker Extrodinaire and Clitterati Roadie), this was recorded for a cancelled Star Wars remix album in 1979 and is one of the worst Clitterati songs ever. It was rejected by George Lucas and John Williams for being at 280 bpm and is Lucas' words "just plain silly". The planned 10" single release (with terrible artwork) was stopped halfway through production and only 666 of these exist and have become a strange curiosity for dedicated Clits.

Cantina Band Remix

A brand new tune from The Clitterati which was a long long time in pre-production. Beatzman Ben remarked to the other clits in the house about how The Raven by DJ Edgar Illin Poe is his favourite tale and how he wanted to sample it, but DJ Heskey and BC RA suggested going one step further by ressurecting the legendary DJ/MC combo and getting them to perform with The Clitterati on this track. You can expect it to be released in mid June on mini disk, cassette and wax cylinder with exclusive "Suck Me Off Vincent Badge" and "I Shot Edgar Illin Poe" badge and a 3D poster of the boys in the studio with their heroes Vincent and Edgar.

The Raven ft. MC Grandmaster Vincent Price & DJ Edgar Illin Poe

In 1972 The Clitterati started to experiment with new techniques perfected by DJ Heskey, Beatzman Ben, BC RA, The BBC Radiophonic Workshop and the one and only MC Hallinor. The technique in question was pulling music from very core of a persons soul and distilling it into liquid MIDI, crystallising it into powder form, forcing a computer to snort it and revelling in the glorious results. This song was created by using this exact technique on legendary hype man and backing dancer Sir Ganny MacMega phD

HYPE! (A Message To The Planet From Manny)

Back in 1936.4 The Clitterati underwent national service in their home country of Clitland in The Great Genital War against Dickland. Little do people know James Brown was actually their armybossguy and when he called 1, 2 for them to march he requested that The Clitterati join the Music Corps. to give him a funky ass beat to keep the soldiers marching in time. Of course they duly obliged and the result was this ball of funk that sent JB so mad he ended up looking like he does on this cover.

Clit March Ft. James Brown

VIP edit straight out to our man Tony Montana 

Uptown Loaded [V.I.P. Edit]

BAD MANNA

A heartfelt song made in the 60's when Cilla Black left Beatzman Ben for Roy Hodgson, slag.

Lost Love

Back in the '50s The Clitterati started hanging out at the BBC Radiophonic Workshop and one day Delia Derbyshire came in with some crazy tape loops on the sound of a cricket killing itself in an echo chamber and they put it to good use on this tune.

Echo Wipes

Fresh Nancy

Back In The Day [Big Clit '97]

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Samples from Dennis Wilson - Dreamer and Issac Hayes interview. Tailored for the smooth moves of Alejo Vila

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