A track from our LP Electro:Quote [Broadcast Standard].

Sourced from a Bill Clinton appearance on David Letterman's show in those rich post-9/11 days.

Electro:Quote

Tonight, After Dave

Michael Stipe's words and some classical gas.  Some alright crooning from Hankypoo.

The Extremely Enormous 80s Karaoke Massacre

The Other Night I Dreamt Of Knives

Taken from our LP "Cookin' With Tape Jazz Massacre"

Sampled from Julia Child's show on PBS' Create Channel,with our other favorite TV chef, Jacques Pepin,, and  we also prepare a mise en place of "Long Distance Runaround" by the retro prog band Yes.

We tell you straight up that to us, Prog is just soulless Jazz, and we will massacre it hungrily with our knives and teeth and bare hands, and with half a bottle of white wine, you thirsty retro  bitches.   The queen of culinary television is dead, long live Jacques Pepin!

Ornette and Big Jimmmmi, cuz two people in the kitchen is better than one or three.

Cookin' With Tape Jazz Massacre

Poached Chicken Runaround

From our LP "Electro:Quote [Broadcast Standard]"

Ornette believes that a hundred rubs should be enough for a typical eruption.

A Hundred Rubs

from our 1999 LP "Deny!!"

Samples "Who Are You?" from the Who, and "Who You Are" by Pearl Jam.

100%

Yr Who?

Powdered cocaine! Breakfast of Champions! Safeguards friendships. Right now!

DENY!

Drug Mersh

From the 2003 LP, Cookin' With Tape Jazz Massacre.

100% sampled nonsense

Percussion is stolen from Dave Hollinden's CD Slender Beams Of Solid Rhythm. Dave was a former coworker of ours at Sonic Foundry back around 2000+,  leader of AcidPlanet, swell gentleman, and a fantastic composer with a rather impressive CV. Good times over at Tenney Park.

Hola, Dave and shout out to Julian as well.

Motorhome Cheese

track taken from our 1999 debut LP, 100%.

imitating, borrowing, honoring, re-appropriating, stealing

what we do is no different than your disco.

We got the Mingus Hex, and so can you!

repeating, excluding, including, mutating

Mingus Hex

A karaolke version of a minutemen tune, done Tape Jazz Style.  Hank Mohaski sings.

Political Song For Dave Grohl To Sing

Mucking about with Julia Childs and John Coltrane.  This one is for Ben Jenkins.

A Beef Tongue Supreme

TJM have been in the game for so long, we were doing it when sampling the Simpsons was seen as a right proper maneuver.  What's all this then? A song about sex, and drugs and rock'n'roll. Breakng a fossil out of all the rock in your life.  Never stop kicking, mothers and motherfuckers!

Three-Way Test Magumbo

American Mersh

Chicago disc jockeys in love with their own voices and drunk on laughter, talking about Elvis Presley, all over the music of Elvis Costello & The Attractions' "Lover's Walk".  We were thinking a lot about kicking the bucket when we created this tune.

We Talk All Over Your Rock

The Extremely Enormous 80s Karaoke 'Massacre.  Here Hankypoo is heard chatting a Pixies' tune about bones with little machines, as opposed to Big Jimmmmi Energy!  Don't remember what the music source is, but I do know Ornette used a turntable for this one.  Only some tapes were harmed in the making of this "song".

Jazz Bone Machinery

A funky thing that maybe rolls on too long....Now! Ahhh!  Mandarin Scallion Pancakes!  Now! Now! Mmmmm, very nice!  Instant Gratification!  Pushin' and twistin'!  Now! Now! Ahhh!

Tape Jazz Massacre Is Rolling In Dough

Like totally 100% Zappa.  Mohaski wearing a leather teddy on bitchin vocals like the freak he is...he's so bitchin'!  Another cut off our Extremely Enormous 80s Karaoke Massacre LP.  Enjoy, you hungry freaks!  Dedicated to Nort Weston.

My Tape Jazz Wants To Kill Your Valley Girl

Seven eggs is one of the ingredients in our favorite Norwegian Pancake recipe.  Elvin Jones is the drummer, so give him some love and some pancakes if ya got some extra.  Ornette did a field recording of Hank Mohaski messing with some dishes and mugs and utensils.  Riveting stuff.  The dude is Andreas Viestad from the PBS show "New Scandinavian Cooking".  Enjoy With the previous song  "(...They're Full Of Eggs...)".

Seven Eggs (Slight Return)

Andreas Viestad explains how to make Norwegian Pancakes while we get busy eating Charles Mingus and Frank Zappa tapes.  We are not Vegan nor lactose intolerant, nor have a problem with dreaded gluten.

(...They're Full Of Eggs...)

100% Louis Armstrong's "West End Blues" circa 1929. Refigured with our usual knife tricks.

100% !

West End Massacre

Chesterfield cigarettes.  Fred Astaire. Gary Cooper. Joan Crawford. Rosalind Russell. Bing Crosby. Bob Hope.  Lucille Ball.  Joe DiMaggio.  Joe Louis.  Veronica Lake.  Our own Ornette Yukahiro smokes Benson & Hedges.

Chesterfield Mersh

Based on the dialogue in this song, we think Larry Welk might have been a huge prick.  He's certainly touchy about his advancing age.  We still love him, and his show was only surpassed by Hee-Haw.  

(damn we should sample some Hee-Haw)

And He Loved Golf, Too

100% Infringed...Recycled tapes and .wavs....Big Jimmmmi Cakefingers and Ornette Yukahiro. "The knife, the trick, the truth."

Tape Jazz Massacre

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