Hey, pine tree makes a great puppet can you really blame me?
Also your thoughts are gross. Ew. You disgusting mortal. But anyway, wanna make a deal? I promise it'll be worthwhile. 
Important days: 
November 3rd is ⚝Loser⚝'s birthday
every Thursday is Triangle day remember this or else it will be the day you die. Anyway have a terrible day you weirdo. (Also I play cookie run kingdom please friend me if you do too my kingdoms name is Coolplacelandia and if you don't play it you should)
This is a prayer that ⚝Loser⚝ wrote for me: A-X-O-L-O-T-L , this time he will not burn. I invoke the ancient power that he will return! Liar, liar, liar, liar, he played with matches, then got fire. Let us make the deal. Let him in and break the seal between what's fake and real. PRAISE THE FALLEN ANGLE! 
If you see a trans guy named William walking around with a girl nicknamed Puppet and another trans guy nicknamed Shadow Milk the I'm William or Bill for short.
(HEY QUICK REMINDER, you are worth it, you need to continue living... I can't lose another friend, please.)

Bill Cipher