Slow clap.  This make me laugh like Henry Rollins' Liar.  Bravo for the blazing fast intensity!

Yeah! Perhaps the first hard-core song I’ve ever heard in SWU… Fuck Adam Sandler, except for his good movies…

Oh my goodness I needed this song.  I hope you had as much fun creating it.  WOW!!  Adam Sandler so true!  🤣😂😄

I am more than happy to take credit for this pissed off angry punk romp LMFAO.  I really wanna collab and we have to make it happen but you have heard my stuff right?  and you have heard THIS song here right?  yeah we are very Oscar and Felix here LOL.  lets figure out how to combine my trite main stream pop cliche ass with your avant garde abstract weird rule breaking ass.  not easy but there's got to be a way LMFAO.

This is all Mark Magram's fault. We tried to write a song together and the ice cream turned to shit. That and my frustration of not seeing a single blood relative on Thanksgiving inspired this song. Oh yeah, and comedy. 
P.S. Hey Mark, let's give it another try.

Terrible truth
On the loose
You ain’t no
Fucking Lenny Bruce
Don’t even think about 
Chocolate mousse
Drawing a blank
What’s the use?
Do you really think you’re
Tough enough?
Are you ready 
For your closeup?
Take a drink
From your golden cup
Thanksgiving
Fucked me up

Bill Hicks
On a mountain top
Bill Hicks 
Dressed like a cop
Bill Hicks
Don’t ever stop
Bill Hicks
“Pretend I’m mopping!”
Bill Hicks
Fucking had it rough
Bill Hicks
Rebuff off the cuff
Bill Hicks
Let’s get fucked up, cuz
Thanksgiving 
Fucked me up

What you want
I don’t care
Joan Rivers in her
Underwear 
Liar liar
Pants on fire
Listen to some
Richard Pryor 
Hemingway could 
Land a marlin
Not as funny as 
George Carlin
I’ve fallen and 
I can’t get up
Thanksgiving 
Fucked me up

Holiday For Dead Comedians

Howdy folks. Wammo here. I've been writing and recording custom songs for people for as little as $99. You tell me what you wanna say and what kind of music you want, I'll write and record a one of a kind song and send it to you! Love songs, hate songs, let’s go on a date songs. Funny songs, sad songs, sorry I treated you bad songs. Work songs, twerk songs, my boss is a jerk songs. You name it, I’ll write it. If you want me to spoof another artist’s song, I can do that too. All you gotta do is contact me on facebook and we’ll set it up. 

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