THE lyrics:

Mm-before I start this song, I'd like you to know,
I am an agnostic

I am also gay [the dichotomy]
Aaaah ha ha ha haaaa ya ya ya yaa!

            
Is santa a real boy?
I never know whether to leave food out for him
'Cause I'm afraid of cockroaches
Is he a hungry guy?
Like a real life boy?
Does he have the orgæns?

Maybe I don't believe a hungry dude
would bring up my mood 
if he would knock on the wood 
and bring us good news

Don't believe a red-nosed Rudy
driving sleigh bells ring 
over the roof of a house 
without a chimney

unless they got sticky boots
or boots of gravity to boost the efficiency (insanity) 
of bringing the gift of *:god:*

No no, n-n-no N-n-no no!
(she don't believe in god either!)


I believe in friendship
*:friendship:* 
Friendship! (I'm very passionate about that)
FRIENDSHIP!

You can pat me on the back, we play some video games
I'm grateful for just a kiss, you're the one that I miss
I love to love you
I cook for you
You are my sunshine


What if i buy a chim-a-ney
would that work for the guy
who comes from the sky
who showers us with his sly eye

Don't kid yourself santa, I come from Atlanta!
You'll never catch me alive
I read all the books, they told me about you
you eat all the children who don't leave you food! (ra ya yakakakaka)


I don't care
I will love my friends
They help me to pretend
They give their extra pens
Maybe you understand


Santa is not real
there is no god
Maybe, or not
How could I know
There is no evidence to find
unless there is
I wouldn't mind

Please hold my haannd

Not you, santa!


2024 update:
I'm not that afraid of cockroaches anymore, and I use they/them pronouns now  B)

Is Santa A Real Boy!

Heyy, I just learned this... It too byutipal. I leik it v much.

I also panicked near the end. Boop.
(And I also tried the vibrate-y voice thing. yay)

The Moon Song

AVeryHardSongToSing by NeverShoutNever (DIDITHURT)

pianono wowwowow

"bad little boy/good little girl" - rebecca sugar

i felt like making cheese

I kinda like BandLab now, I made this with BandLab. Also, I just copied Jack Johnson's pronunciation of the words. I do not speak French, Spanish, nor Italian. Well, a little bit of Italian... Io sono una ragazza :')

Belle - Jack Johnson

i obviously really like that octaver thing in BandLab.

also, i like how i faked that little riff after the bridge, editing is kul.

How Low - José González

I didn't even listen to this before I posted it! HAPPY FRIENDSARY AYESHA (ADVANCE) 

Binx.By.The.Way

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