"engineered" by kuntylicious
s/o baeby alex 4 hopping on, that’s bestie right there
happy bday miss valeriya

move on .org needy, it’s over
life is too short to be moping around about some white trash pig roast
yea how big is your pussy?
wait- why was that kinda cunty?

hi luna, it's your girl ariel versace from rupauls drag race season 11
i just wanted to wish you a happy mf 25th birthday!
it is your birthday bitch
(happy birthday)
happy birthday to you!

it’s your birthday
(ooooo woa)
birthday ooomf
(birthday)

˖⁺‧₊  eya  ₊‧⁺˖

sunlight on the skin so fantastic
luna v so plastic
she’s such a fusion
of barbie, bratz, and omg dolls
omg doll
it’s time to brawl-halla 
let’s fight rupaul!
(fight rupaul)
ayeeee
eyajee

˖⁺‧₊  asuna mi  ₊‧⁺˖
oh she’s actually the first queen to out pizza the hut
and she doesn’t have needs

walk into the claire’s with her clit pierced
always giving fierce fierce
(she’s no fool)
she’s the blair witch polish bitch
never in sears sears
i may be the asuna mi
but she’s always got me booger’d and washed up
don’t need no sugar nor spice
the bitch is locked and dolled up
(what?)
look in the mirror and she see’s sex
feeling her up and she’s the best
the custard surprise is yours at last

˖⁺‧₊  yue  ₊‧⁺˖

hey sis, surprise 
(luna verse extended) 

miss nox 
you know it’s your time on the big screen
riding pink ‘rarris getting that green 
everyone bow down she’s the marce-queen 
talk shit, and you, get a kick to the spleen 
(won’t come down)
won’t come down
cuz you know damn well she’s a kickass
(for you)
we’ll flash our fangs and take the night
draculaura 
ichor wine
it’s all so divine

˖⁺‧₊  kntylish  ₊‧⁺˖

this one’s for you rian
we’re riding pink ‘rarri’s 
now we take the lambo
picture perfect
photogenic
van gogh
we’re giving eye candy
looking at the man show
uh we don’t need no man tho

˖⁺‧₊ envae  ₊‧⁺˖

luna do you wanna play? 
you can wash this bratz hair and dress me up all day
(dress me up all day)
jennifer and body
i go both ways
(i am a god)
come to the drive thru
watch your soul calibur-ate
hey girl
you’ll never finish her
she’s the one
and only finisher
luna is god 
write it down
grab a pen
don’t be surprised when bayonetta wins

˖⁺‧₊  sonovo  ₊‧⁺˖

i just blew it up
heard your mixtape once
remixed my pussy raw
aye doll 
birthday doll 
smack those lips 
make loose bitches crawl
cuz it is what it is
they drool on your tits 
big balloons  
and they poppin’ shit
of course men can't resist
ass fat
you’re gonna be rich
when voice sounds like a pur
sparkle in your eyes and a dreamy soul
go get it
go get it girl 
flash ur tatas
get that bacon
just have to take it
step on her heel
you can't make it
you can't reach
her mother fucking level
d.v.a zero 
valeriya doll
dial it down and give her call

˖⁺‧₊  kntylish  ₊‧⁺˖

we’re anna and maya taking over nyc
saying hieeeee to twitter gays and taking pen15
you’re approaching your twenties
so it’s time to put in werk
at like any cutesy job because i know you want that surge
so cc that email with your resume attached
so you can give all your clientele sephora beauty hacks
but btw’s you’re beautiful anyway
on the street when you’re walking maggie may
did you bring your inhaler?
oh shit just smoke that paper
(succubus cunt lunas body)
(succubus cunt lunas body)
she’s got jennifer’s body
oh my god shes a hottie
(she’s the oshun i embody)
body
(she’s the oshun i embody)

ffs
getting checks
logging onto apex

yuh
sharp objects
straight up sex
so many men to pay your rent i manifest
lots of dick and excursions 
to immerse in
tall big men with pecs to nurse them

˖⁺‧₊  baeby alex  ₊‧⁺˖
happy birthday (happy birthday)
another trip around the sun 
365 days 
todays a very special one 
it's your birthday
now i think we should all go twerk 
blow all them candles out and put it in the birthday verse
that way
bestie over there go and shake some ass
bring the cupcakes to go hand out in class 
spend your money quick spend it on me real fast 
ooooo birthday x6
ooooo birthday x6
yes

valeriya ft alex

birthday bitches is a disbanded pop collective of birthday bitches who post birthday verses for birthday bitches on their birthday

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