Lyrics -


VERSE 1

It feels like in order to appreciate a hater's point of view
I've gotta forget everything that I know, think a little bit more like you. 
But if I forget everything that I know just so that you and I can relate
I'll lose the essense I love. Yeah, the essense you hate.

And hey, so what if I wanna spend my life accepting of gays?
And what if I don't wanna talk to a sky monster for ther rest of my days?
This affects you? This oppresses you in how many ways?
Just because I don't wanna be a participant in your cancerous plague?

CHORUS

Feelin' like kneelin' and prayin' for healin'
This just in, that's bullshit, and now he is keelin'.

You can't expect your God to solve every problem
How many prayers has he answered out of how many he's gotten?
And what are the chances that an all-loving god would've just ignored
All of the other cries for help from his children that he adores?

He is supposed to be an omnipotent righteous man
But when something shitty goes down it was still just part of his plan?
That's fucked up. Not to mention the logical fallicies
But even if this God existed, I would guess that he's a prick. Fuck him.

VERSE 2

You've got your freedom of choice, and yet what you choose is already known to God.
"Father McDaniels, does this mean that it's all just a facade?"
Of course not, God's just confusing because he loves you.
Whenever you're having trouble just remember that he's up above you.

And all around you, yeah, now pray with me. Can you feel it?
That's God, Jesus Christ, and of course the Holy Spirit.
They are three different entities but one in itself.
He is his own son and his own father. Beleive it and praise him or go to Hell.

CHORUS

Feelin' like kneelin' and prayin' for healin'
This just in, that's bullshit, and now he is keelin'.

You can't expect your God to solve every problem
How many prayers has he answered out of how many he's gotten?
And what are the chances that an all-loving god would've just ignored
All of the other cries for help from his children that he adores?

He is supposed to be an omnipotent righteous man
But when something shitty goes down it was still just part of his plan?
That's fucked up. Not to mention the logical fallicies
But even if this God existed, I would guess that he's a prick. Fuck him.


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Let me know what you think!

Prayin' for Healin'

Let me know what you think. Big thanks to audiodoctor for the awesome beat. Dude knows what he's doing.

Lyrics
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VERSE

The mixture of lube and fecal matter - byproduct of anal sex.
Yeah, Santorum twenty twelve. Represent.
He's homophobic, he is pornophobic, and I am Santorum-phobic
If we don't wanna take the risk, someone's gotta take care of him qui ck.

But I'm not the murdering type, so would you kindly kill yourself?
You are a cancer to this nation, a danger to public health.
Your wealth and greed  separate you from those you try to represent.
Pennsylvanians collectively sighed in relief when your term was spent.

And now you're running for office? You really wanna be president?
You'll have to rape us politically. Representation without consent.
With the intent to torment those different from you to what extent?
You best repent and make your descent into obscurity, and then we'll be content.

CHORUS

Rick Santorum thinks that everybody else should live just like him
Yeah, just like him.
He says separation of Church and State would be gone if it were up to him.
Fuck the constitution!
And now I'm done. This fucking guy said that global warming doesn't exist.
Tell that to your great-grandkids.
And just in case he gets elected, I hear that Canada's nice.
Stupid backwards motherfucker.

VERSE 2

Santorum wants to stay at war and make the government bigger.
He says that Obama is just an anti-war government nig--uh, America!
Let's change the subject, and fast
To just shrug off the fact that this guy is a racist ass.

He has chastised college education, saying it's indoctrination.
Who'd have guessed a potential leader would support ignorance in his nation?
Who'd have thought that a guy who wants to limit birth control
Would have a problem with citizens being educated and in the know?

If people are stupid, they're easier to force your ideals upon.
With ignorance comes dependence on being told what's right and wrong.
Santorum is against sex without the intent on making kids.
But why the fuck does he think that it's any business of his?

CHORUS

Rick Santorum thinks that everybody else should live just like him
Yeah, just like him.
He says separation of Church and State would be gone if it were up to him.
Fuck the constitution!
And now I'm done. This fucking guy said that global warming doesn't exist.
Tell that to your great-grandkids.
And just in case he gets elected, I hear that Canada's nice.
Stupid backwards motherfucker.

VERSE 3

Hardcore pornography apparently makes people beat their wives.
Wait, is there a control group of people who have never watched porn in their lives?
Everybody watches porn, and yeah, some men abuse their partners.
But just because someone does both doesn't mean that porn is at fault.

Or maybe Rick just wants to have control in our personal lives
You see, our bedrooms are his business, he says we don't have a right to privacy.
He sure thinks a lot about strangers having sex for someone happily married.
How about Rick pays attention to Rick, I think I can take care of me.

CHORUS

Rick Santorum thinks that everybody else should live just like him
Yeah, just like him.
He says separation of Church and State would be gone if it were up to him.
Fuck the constitution!
And now I'm done. This fucking guy said that global warming doesn't exist.
Tell that to your great-grandkids.
And just in case he gets elected, I hear that Canada's nice.
Stupid backwards motherfucker.


Santorum 2012

Re-recorded to clean up the vocals. Big thanks to http://soundcloud.com/s-flab for the beat!

Lyrics
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This flow is hypochondriatic
It's sick. Detailed schematics
Outlining the rhyming, the timing
But I keep them enigmatic

Encoded, the flow is like a secret recipe
Not static. Kept under lock and key
Passing it on to my family
So that they can remember me

For generations. My great-grandkids making a third iteration.
Working together to make sure that the family becomes a sensation.
Yeah, I'll be feeding my relatives long after I am dead.
Living off of the fortune that I get for some of the words that I said.

Or maybe not. Maybe the memory of me dies when I do.
Perhaps I will be denied to support my distant nephew.
That dude will probably kick ass, too. I blew it.
No way in hell now that he'll take my likeness and tattoo it

To do this I've gotta improve. This is not a drill. I knew this.
It's gonna be tough, but I got no choice but to put myself through this.
Gonna set up a rigorous regiment for training, practice an hour a day.
Get one of those calendars with the words to improve my vocabulary.

Got to get up, get a legacy set up. Can't let up.
The comfort of future family depends on the rhymes that are pent-up
Inside of my head. I gotta let 'em out before I'm dead.
Instead of a steady job I am ready to bet that they will be set

For life. They won't think twice about rapping and anyway I'll be entrapping them. 
The name will tie them to the game. Our flow entices clapping, then
Endorphins will be released. It's like a drug, they'll be hooked.
Generation after another of rappers spitting gobbletygook.

And look, I took some liberty by involving y'all in this,
My future kids, but don't dismiss it, certainly do not remiss.
It's like a multi-generational calling. Pass it along.
Make sure that your children's children know how to construct a song.

And make sure that they know how to properly end one as well.
I wish that I had someone teach me that    

Multi-Generational Flow

An older song that wasn't on this account yet, figured I'd consolidate a bit. I don't have the lyrics saved any more, but if you want them let me know and I'll type it out.
Thanks!


Blessed are the Merciful

In a dark alley, a man looks to get his rocks off.
He physically invites prey, doesn't wait to get their socks off.
The screaming is muffled by the density of the architecture.
If he lets her go, it's with a reminder of the misadventure
In the form of a broken bone, or maybe three.
It's been a dozen days and counting since he started the spree.
One night, as he's settled in his humble abode
There's a noise outside, and the front door up and explodes.

In walk two men, one of them tall and statuesque
Meanwhile the other is versatile, fast, and adept.
"Speak not!" Yells the bigger man, "There is no escape!"
The criminal defies his order, "Dude, is that a fucking cape!?"
*Whack* knocked out, hit the back of his head with a dildo.
"Your spree is over, Poker, you're coming with us if you didn't know."
They dropped him at the station. Cops said "Hey look, you got him!
We've been after this guy a while. Who are you?" "Call us Cuntman and Throbbin'."

Back into the night they go.
Chasing predators and misunderstanders of mistletoe.
"Alright, Cuntman, The Poker's done, what's next on the dock?"
"Well Throbbin, next we're gonna pay a visit to the Killer Cock.
Maybe The Diddler afterwards, if we've got the time.
Hardly Thin and Fatwoman as well, we'll make 'em toe the line."
And so, off they went, solving sexual crimes
Using steel-plated pleasure toys instead of guns and knives.
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BitBuccaneer