Have you ever had an opinion but are worried it will get you canceled? Max and Daniel aren’t so that’s why they started a podcast. Join us each week as we discuss everything that the rainbow light touches, whether it’s Daniel's latest read, Max’ latest recipe, or just the latest binge watch.

We’re the podcast that attempts to break down culture with all the elegance of two Coastal Grandmas. But in truth we’re just a couple of Bitches With Beards!

Bitches With Beards: The Podcast

Series Trailer

It’s our premier episode and we’re straight(ish) out of the gate with the hard hitting topics. Max explains why it’s as if he never said goodbye, mainly because he spends ten minutes discussing his latest theater trip. Finally getting a word in edgeways Daniel asks the question, can the winner take it all if they’re not in the room. Then together they take on the one subject that can get them canceled before they’ve even begun. Cheers!

Episode 1: I Hope This Doesn’t Become A Story

It’s Super Bowl week and, in a shocking twist, Daniel and Max have an opinion. Daniel breaks down Rihanna’s outfit in such a way you’ll never look at sleeping bags the same again. Inspired by all this glamor Max explains his foolproof plan to transition from Midwestern Mom to Coastal Grandma. Then together the pair host an impromptu awards ceremony to celebrate capitalism, but just who slaps who?  Cheers!

Episode 2: Superb Owl, the Unsung Hero of Capitalism

We’re back with a super-endowed third episode! Don’t forget to stretch because THIS…PODCAST…HAS…EVERYTHING! Max debates whether if critics can shit in the face of art, can art shit in the face of critics? Inspired by the Superb Owl Daniel gives us some good news from the world of sport. Then together they temporarily give up their dreams of being Coastal Grandmas and try out DC’s latest venue, Bunker. Cheers!

Episode 3: It’s Poppers O’Clock Under the Vauxhall Arches

It’s a brand new episode of the only podcast that smells like mother’s kisses. Daniel’s dating life continues to sound like a Sondheim song and judge(ing) is definitely on the menu. Max thinks he’s finally found the lesbian folk version of Monster Mash he’s been searching for. The Bitches then discuss the situation surrounding drag queens and keep the debate balanced… so long as you agree with everything they say.  Cheers!

Episode 4: Read and be Educated

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the Bunny slopes, the Bitches are back and we demand to see the manager. Max invents a new type of white privilege in the form of a Golden Girls curse. It’s Holy Week so Daniel’s noony may as well have been behind a rock for three days. Then together the besties discuss their evening with the queen of British comedy, Sarah Millican, much to the disgust of the American’s in the audience. Cheers!

Episode 9: Bobby Dazzler’s with Beards

It’s a very special episode of Bitches With Beards so prepare yourself for some frank discussions on adult subjects. Daniel is off on his holibobs but worries all the gays are actually on the Mauritania. Max is left bereft, wondering what he’ll do not just without his bestie but also the hubs. The pair decide the situation calls for a spot of speed dating so get ready to discover a little more about Daniel. Cheers!

Episode 11: Holy Seaman, Daniel’s Off Cruising!

The Bitches are back and eager to prove that there’s more to culture than the Eras concert movie. Daniel is back in the kitchen mixing some cocktails with some biblical inspiration (arks not included). Max begins the episode announcing a Silver Alert but he forgot to check the Wegmens. Then the Besties discuss the greatest culture of all, cinema and whether some blonde ambition has saved it. Cheers!

Bitches  With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=9008cb96-f97c-4e9d-a464-2e921c1db090

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 37: Silver Alerts and Silver Screens

It’s the Bitches’ 52nd episode, which means we’ve been bitchin’ up the airwaves for a whole year! How are we celebrating? We’re recording from our brand-spanking-new Diane Keaton Podcast Studio and Haberdashery of course! Daniel, for the first time in forever, is struggling to discuss a one Miss Taylor Swift as things turn a little political. (Words simply seem to fail) Luckily he can find comfort in a glass of fizzy red. Max explores the HBO show Looking, celebrating its 10th anniversary and finally has proof that gay guys are the worst and ruin everything. (They really must be stopped). Then the Besties unravel a rather intensely homosexual news cycle; full of love, a little bit of heartbreak, and A LOT of stupidity. Cheers!

Bitches  With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=9008cb96-f97c-4e9d-a464-2e921c1db090

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 52: And they said we wouldn’t last…

Between a lack of Taylor Swift (where has she gone?!) and too much adulting in the real world, the Bitches are having a week. Can Elton just go ahead and make our lives into a musical and have Vanessa Williams star as the titular role? Daniel joins a certain Backwoods Barbie (cough, Aunt Dolly), in congratulating Queen Bey on her success in the country music charts. Max embraces his John Waters side and spends a night with Peaches Christ and Mink Stole (oh my). He soon realizes now more than ever that we need to celebrate our Queer legends and culture. Then the Besties break down the elevated Sci-Fi looks being served at the Dune premiere by the effervescent cast and ask the question, is the Barbie effect here to stay or will it all explode? Cheers!

Bitches  With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=9008cb96-f97c-4e9d-a464-2e921c1db090

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 55: It’s ordering a Mocktail and getting a La Croix

The Bitches are fresh from a day of adulting, so be warned as you know things are about to get ridiculous. Girl Scout Cookie anyone?  We’re  fresh out of Thin Mints, but we have a curious Australian Rosé that’s not quite out of this world. Did it send us flying? Maybe.  Daniel mourns the loss of his idol Iris Apfel, but takes comfort in knowing Shane Gillis bombed on SNL. These are the moments that make life worth living. Max gets in some queue related dramas that result in the use of a bad word the likes of which he's never uttered before… #Very British Problems. Then the Besties enter a world of pure imagination as they discuss the Glasgow Willy Wonka Meth Lab Experience and wonder if we’re witnessing the “in front of my salad” of our generation. Cheers!

Bitches  With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=9008cb96-f97c-4e9d-a464-2e921c1db090

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 56: We’re Liberal, We’re Magicians!

Join the Bitches as they aimlessly wander the Post-Oscars Cultural Wasteland. You may need some sunscreen. There is a beacon of hope as Olivia Rodrigo appears to be serving c**t and Plan-B at her concerts. Now that’s a combination we can all get behind! Daniel has big news about Michelle Visage and RuPaul universe, but has no time for TikTok Twinks trying to rain on Mother’s parade. Max’ week begins by walking in on a coffee-related crime scene and ends it by getting Fizzy Knickers over a bartender. Then the Besties have a quick gossip about Kate Middleton as she joins the ranks of Carmen Sandiego, Waldo, and I Spy. Where the f**k is she? Does Cousin Jenna have a clue? And just how does Marni Nixon fit into all of this? Cheers! 

Bitches  With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=9008cb96-f97c-4e9d-a464-2e921c1db090

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 58: A Cheeky Little Plan-B Pill!

It’s a SUPERSIZED EPISODE and we’re giving you both length and girth. Brace for it. The podcast turns 60 and quite honestly, these Bitches are feeling their age. After this week we don’t so much need an energy boost… as much as we need a resurrection. Still, miracles do happen and we managed to produce a delicious episode, just for you. Eat up. Daniel is one big Hot Mess Express as his shenanigans send him from one disaster to another. Fortunately, cocktails make everything look classy (knock off is fine). Max comes in two weeks too late with his thoughts on Capote’s latest cinematic outing. Perhaps his latest recipe can be roast swan?  Does anyone know if it's cooked on 420?   The one glimmer of hope this Easter episode was Queen Bey herself and the Americana realness that is Cowboy Carter. And because this is such a culture moment we have some extra special guests. Cheers!


Bitches  With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=9008cb96-f97c-4e9d-a464-2e921c1db090

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 60: Adulting is HARD (if you’re not Beyoncé)!

The Bitches are extra bitchy because they’ve been woken up early for a Wednesday recording and could have used the extra beauty sleep. Not to worry darlings, we have an abundance of news. What’s abundance? It’s a disco in a bakery! Daniel is resplendent in all the news surrounding the MET gala. They say take the last thing off and, oh look, it appears his week is returning. Max is surrounded by death this week, luckily his favorite mystery series has been cast. (Finally!)  Don’t worry, if it all goes wrong, he can drag up and bus it across the country. Then the Besties sit down and ask the question… wait, will asking questions get us canceled? Cheers!


Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=9008cb96-f97c-4e9d-a464-2e921c1db090

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 64: Moving Swiftly On

The Bitches comes to you in a state of Olympic withdrawal, but there’s still plenty of culture so don’t even be thinking of Raw-Dogging this week (we’re looking at you straights and one weather man in particular). There’s no gold medal for being boring or even bronze for that matter. Daniel will not be doing a Tom Daley and exiting stage left as he has a fairly productive week at work. The secret to his success might be a cheeky New Zealand candy.  Max finds his beloved film industry in chaos as Joaquin Phoenix becomes the first straight male ever to come under fire for leaving a gay role and Blake Lively, well, wears florals for a sensitive subject… controversial. Then the Besties embrace the cooler weather and think about the end of year but don’t worry, summer hasn’t received a cease and desist from Celine Dion, it’s heart will go on. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=9008cb96-f97c-4e9d-a464-2e921c1db090

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 80: There are zero medals for Raw Dogging

The Bitches are fatigued  after a week of politics that has left them feeling betrayed and bewildered and that’s just over Taylor Swift not showing up. That hasn’t stopped her being in the culture though. Daniel is truly the modern man trying to have it all; juggling family drama, an over enthusiastic Grindr hookup, all while making sure he looks demure. Max takes a break from life’s stresses by watching some female soccer in the August sun, and is rewarded by having to spend the week looking like he’d been broiled. Lobster anyone?  Then the Bitches have an intervention over Gen Z intervening with their intervals… sorry kids, we just need to pee. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=9008cb96-f97c-4e9d-a464-2e921c1db090

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 81: We Demurely Accept Your Nomination!

The Bitches are getting into the ho-ho-holiday spirit, it’s more about spreading joy than spreading legs, but just how do go about addressing those envelopes without causing an international incident. Daniel arms himself with a bag of oranges to defend himself against office flu and he’s prepared to go full Apple Martin to prevent himself getting sick before his Paris debut. Max has sent the parents back to England after two weeks of pure Americana Christmas, but if he didn’t take them to a single gay bar does that mean he's on the naughty list? These two have never been the best gays. Then the Besties pump up the jam on the Christmas celebrations and preparations; they’ve been everywhere from the zoo to the White House, wrapping themselves up like  presents because it’s BLOODY FREEZING! Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 96: Why Does Sandy-B Look Like a Lesbian Tennis Player?

The Bitches are here. They’re barely breathing but they are here, madly searching for culture through the forest of crazy. Too many trees. How can we possibly stay on top of culture while ignoring current events? Daniel marks a milestone with his not-drinking as his sober period officially becomes a daddy and he’s here with a delicious mocktail that doesn’t break the bank. Max survives his office roller skating party and finds solace in his Pamela Anderson Vegan cookbook to help his body stay healthy, even if his mental health is caput. Who needs a brain? Then the Besties find comfort in the smaller things in life and discuss what has been giving them those moments of pleasure… disgusting, get your head out of the gutter! And cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 104: Now with a Royal Warrant!

These Bitches love you. We just wanted you to know that. We’re recording this on an incredibly tough day for multiple reasons that we plan to deal with head on..… that is once we’ve broken down Madonna’s career and discussed the lessons she could learn from Shirley Bassey and Cher. Daniel hits a milestone in his sober journey and celebrates by arriving to the studio in his fat jeans and not his fat fat jeans (his words, not mine). Max grapples with a truly huge life event but between Ina’s cookies and being called the Hugh Grant of the office (their words, not mine) he’s going to look at positives. What’s that happening over at Wicked Broadway? Then the Besties break down all the culture surrounding the Super Bowl. Only joking, that was complete rubbish, and we aren't even talking about the score. However,  we do have a genuinely interesting and heartfelt conversation about how all this social upheaval is changing the dating scene. Never forget, someone loves you! Even if it's your right hand….cheers!

Episode 106: We’re doing this for love!

The Bitches are here and serving you c**t from the start. Don’t judge (that’s our job), we’re in the perfect storm of family and weddings and birthdays, oh my! Give us lions and tigers and bears any day. Woof! Daniel is prepping for a birthday weekend of selfcare, wellbeing and just a little bit of indulgence. It’s getting him World Pride Body Ready, but just what exactly is he ready for? Max is bereft as he finds himself in a world without Andor, can Disney hurry up and release MORE content please? At least let us know who the new X-Men are. Then the Besties discuss alcohol, not so much giving it up but how do you let it back into your life but under new terms? And for those going down this Yellow Brick Road… we’re here for you. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 120: World Pride Body Ready Question Mark

The Bitches are joining you from a slightly dishevelled Diane Keaton Podcast Studio and Haberdashery after a rather fabulous Pride Party. Is that noise of the Hubs cleaning in the background, or are they scraping the bottom of the barrel for the news this week? Daniel emerges from a week filled with battlefields, patriotism and diamond tiaras. He’d loved to talk to us about it, just maybe not at the urinal. Max is entering the world of interviewing but struggling with the difficult questions like, “what did you think of Andor?” He may be a nice cool glass of sparkling Dairy Milk to calm down. Then the Bitiches discuss World Pride in Washington DC and celebrate a weekend of Queer Joy! Talking of Queer Joy, have you seen the Wicked For Good trailers yet? Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 122: Has #WorldPride changed us for the better?

The Bitches are reaching for their cardigans as summer takes a pause and we are plunged into a False Fall, otherwise known as Taylor Swift season. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the farmers market. Daniel has returned surprisingly refreshed from his trip to Florida, full of tips and tricks about dealing with slightly difficult family members. And no, it doesn’t include feeding them to alligators. Max is now the wife of a famous rock star and enjoys turning five star restaurants into all you can eat buffets. Just don’t ask his opinion, he is a Trad-Wife afterall.  The Besties discuss the Hollywood couples that are making us believe in a thing called love, and no, we’re not talking about the nightmare that is Together.   We’re talking about the couple we never saw coming and totally shipping Pammy-A and Liam Neeson. Do we discuss the size of his Naked Gun? Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 130: Foolish Fool, This Is Just False Fall!

The Bitches are works of art, they should be on display  in galleries, not just wandering about them. Thank goodness the culture now is allowing them to talk crap for an hour because they have too many opinions for under three minutes. Daniel’s week has literally hit the headlines but when are the headlines going to be about him? Maybe he needs to become a writer and head to New York looking for love… oh wait, we've seen this storyline before! How does it all end? Max picks his eyes off the floor after seeing another gay drink the Koolaid. Red dye No 30 anyone?  Can’t people be more original? Oh look, a remake of The Holiday! Then the Besties are forced to be actual adults and discuss discussions of actual consequence, like what the hell happened in the Marks and Spencer’s bra department? And can Sydney Sweeney’s career ever recover from a thumbs up from the Right, because Nancy Meyers would never! Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 131: Good Jeans? More Like Mom Jeans!

Lights. Camera. Sparkle. The Bitches are finally entering their Showgirl era, it’s the moment you all knew was coming. Probably not the finale to the job hunt saga that you expected, but we love to keep you on your toes. Daniel spent last weekend ghosting his bestie, it was like he was a phantom. Has he been taking Broadway’s hottest ticket, Masquerade, a little too literally? Well, obsession is the name of the game. Max enters his Top energy (no pun intended) by listening to a sports podcast and emerges inspired and motivated… to explore sour dough bread. Is it the starter he needs? And then the Besties push aside summer (sorry Dwayne, but you looked adorable on the beach) and think ahead to the release of Taylor Swift’s new album. They have plenty to say with very little information. But one thing is clear, they shall be reclaiming orange this Fall. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 132: Orange you glad to be living the life of a Showgirl?

The Bitches can be bitches before a cookie, and they certainly can after, but while eating one? You’ll have to listen to find out. Daniel swallows his anger at Taylor Swift having the audacity to overshadow Meghan Markle’s big announcement about the second season of a television show where she repackages Taylor’s baked goods. Max enters the spirit of pre pre Fall by turning up to pool pirates with baked goods; his starter is bubbling, the muffins rising and the cookies are gagged and gooey. Then the Besties find their beautiful podcast invaded by the topic that they try so hard to avoid… politics. As the streets of DC get trampled by federal agents we discuss the cultural impact it will have on an already fragile city. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 133: DC culture is standing to attention!

The Bitches have the cardigan flag flying at full-mast as the Miss America and the Heartbreak kid bring the United States one step closer to a monarchy. Daniel is standing on the edge of vacation and is ready for a break, including from being a responsible adult. A cultured adult he will be, but not a responsible one. Max is also over the wave of responsibility that has washed over him and even his beloved running has now become about dodging U.S. troops. Then the Besties discuss the cultural reaction to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’ iconic engagement. If you’re angry about it being news, then that’s a reaction and you’re now part of culture (SORRY NOT SORRY). They’d raise their Pumpkin Spice Lattes but it’s still a bit too early for that. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 134: But daddy… end of sentence!

The Bitches are joining you from a Diane Keating Podcast Studio and Haberdashery that is half way through is Fall-transitional bloom. Will it occur in time? Blood, sweat and tears have gone into it, but that’s the only blood you’re getting. Daniel survives a shooting… of sorts. No, this is not going to turn into a PSA on gun-crime, think of it more of the Sloan Rangers Guide to being an Ethical slut. Ta darling. Max makes the brave admission that he is obsessed with the Dancing With The Stars promotional campaign, and only the campaign. This comes with absolutely zero intention of watching the trainwreck itself. Sometimes it’s about the culture and sometimes it’s about the ripples. Then the Besties create their own culture as they both take a moment to work on themselves. Daniel removes himself from the world to get some more words on the page, whilst Max becomes the page itself as he gets his first tattoo. But how does Magic Johnson fit into all of this?  Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 135: Cultural Masturbation At It’s Finest!

The Bitches know that if they have nothing nice to say then they should say nothing at all, or at least pick a thousand other things to talk about. So if you’re looking for us to talk about “that incident,” try harder. (Viscious) Daniel does the Lord’s work and announces the new Girl Scout Cookie flavors, so even if the world continues to crumble, we can still sit around getting fat and sassy. (Delicious) Max is offered the opportunity to be a good samaritan but he’s neither a good person and definitely not a Christian so good luck there. (Suspicious) What love there is in his heart goes into his cooking, so grab a plate and tuck into his lasagne. (Double delicious) Then the Besties take a moment to discuss the joy that comes to fans when leading ladies celebrate the properties that brought them to us in the first place.  Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 136: Choose Faggotry!

The Bitches jump straight in with the drama as a discussion about mental health leads to the revelation the one of them hadn’t been introduced to psycho therapy wasn’t through celebrated criminal psychologist Dr Chase Meridian. I warned you, this episode will leave no crumbs. Daniel takes a wander down memory lane as he goes for dinner with an ex and is promptly comforted by his decision to stay single. If he hadn’t dog-sat this weekend there would have been no gentlemen in his life. Max heads to Jersey City to witness the Bills annihilating the Jets and comes back with a story about crabs that will leave you begging for an STI. The Besties then decide to see how the other half does live by going into a full on discussion about the latest entry into the Downton Abbey saga, saying goodbye to the cultural behemoth and taking a moment of pure indulgence just in time for the weekend, whatever that is. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 137: Downton Shabby!

The Bitches are back after being cancelled, just in time for a government shutdown. Yes, that’s exactly the reason we can’t be seen on network television. Daniel may be recording on a Wednesday but he’s already over the working week. The only thing sustaining him is cookies and the thought of Madonna’s new dance album. Max finally has the office of dreams, surrounded by Star Wars and ready to make his millions so he never has to use it again. Then the Besties discuss their friendship goals, aka the Witches of Oz, but what happens when the Tin Woodsman wants to join in the conversation. Should they tell him to leave before a house falls on him? Or should he be let into their social bubble? Chees!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 138: Bursting The Social Bubble (For Good)

The Bitches come in with the shock of the century…. as they WILL NOT be discussing the new Taylor Swift album… because they recorded a day too early. So gird your lines for next week! Maybe the spoilers will have been aired by then. Daniel finds himself with a lot of time on his hands, don’t worry, he’s not done a Max. But for the moment, he has no excuse not to tidy his room. Max finally experiences the most American of traditions,  a Renn Fair with some special guest stars.   Though he wants to say it didn’t remind him of home it actually did bring on the feels. In fact, it left him chuffed. Turkey leg anyone? Then the Besties are joined by Max'parents to discuss what the view of the States is like from across the pond. Needless to say they’re not very impressed but they are rather curious about a certain Bad Bunny singing at the Super Bowl. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 139: Keeping Up Appearances?

The Bitches are putting out this podcast just to prove that they are still alive in a move that is peak 2025. We’ve even got Reba and Dolly to back up our claims! Daniel continues to navigate the Government Shut Down by making the most of the free time and working on the culture that is important to him. Sure, he's going to a lot of cemeteries but please stop reading too much into that, it’s because he can’t find a Debenhams.  Max decides to explore some southern hospitality in the south as he and the family explore Richmond and soon it becomes clear where he gets his sassiness from.  Then the Besties discuss exchange stories from living the life of a showgirl… wait, the album is not about them? Not even Wood? But of course they’re going to review Taylor’s new album because Miss Swift is telling tales and she is leaving no crumbs. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 140: Dolly and Reba and Taylor… Oh My!

The Bitches find themselves in a moment of transition, the cooler weather is rapidly coming and sweaters are needed. Quick!?! Where is the pashmina? The cable knit? The ribbed turtle neck? Do we need Kurt Russel to come in and sort out our closets? Daniel claims he’s doing well with everything going on in the world, even though he’s taken to wandering around cemeteries. If you have an opinion on this he’d love to hear about it….in Hell. Max contemplates the naughty things he wants to do with the incredibly flexible Pierre, maybe filling him with plenty of sausage..uncut..…savory…..round… girthy.. What? We’re talking about a sour dough starter and some sausage rolls, what did you think we were talking about? Perverts.  Then the Besties discuss the only topic that they hoped they would never have to, the passing of their patron saint, Diane Keaton. The pair take a moment to swap their favorite movie moments, the impact her unique style has had on the cultures, and whether they need to reconsider their branding. Not a chance, so cheers Diane, and thank you!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 141: Celebrating Dame Diane Keaton!

The Bitches are about to bunker down for the weekend as Fall weather brings cooler temps and the sudden urge to snuggle. Plus with Howard University celebrating their homecoming it’s the perfect excuse to sit down and talk shit about culture. Daniel continues to work the shutdown to his advantage, and by advantage he means tormenting his parents with fear he’s converting religions. Max returns from a weekend Philly for a weekend of soccer and babies that would have left his younger self very confused. Are the suburbs calling or are DC gays just that exhausting. Then the Besties ask the question, if four men can break into the Louvre, then why can’t we find one to text them back? Daniel falls back on old habits and educates Max and our lovely audience on all the shenanigans occurring at the Louvre. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Episode 142: Be Gay, Do Crimes… Everyone Else Is!

The Bitches are sipping some Hot Cider supplied to them by the Hubs and enjoying the height of Spooky Season. Our witchy ladies are powered up, so be afraid, be very afraid. Daniel is still wandering about DC like he’s in a reflective montage at the end of a Nancy Meyers movie. And just like Diane Keaton he finds himself in a Korean spa- thankfully with no jack Nicholson. Max is not so relaxed, but then again, when is he? It’s probably something to do with being  a non-drinker made to sit in one of DC’s many terrible bars. What's a gal got to do to get some service here? Certainly not the bar tender. Then the Besties discuss the culture moment they never saw coming and likely nor did you, Lily Allen’s new album West End Girl. We eagerly sip on the piping hot tea and discuss what this means for pop music as female artists stop pulling the punches. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards 

Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

Bitches With Beards

Pinned to spotlight

Popular tracks