Have you ever had an opinion but are worried it will get you canceled? Max and Daniel aren’t so that’s why they started a podcast. Join us each week as we discuss everything that the rainbow light touches, whether it’s Daniel's latest read, Max’ latest recipe, or just the latest binge watch.

We’re the podcast that attempts to break down culture with all the elegance of two Coastal Grandmas. But in truth we’re just a couple of Bitches With Beards!

Bitches With Beards: The Podcast

Series Trailer

It’s our premier episode and we’re straight(ish) out of the gate with the hard hitting topics. Max explains why it’s as if he never said goodbye, mainly because he spends ten minutes discussing his latest theater trip. Finally getting a word in edgeways Daniel asks the question, can the winner take it all if they’re not in the room. Then together they take on the one subject that can get them canceled before they’ve even begun. Cheers!

Episode 1: I Hope This Doesn’t Become A Story

It’s Super Bowl week and, in a shocking twist, Daniel and Max have an opinion. Daniel breaks down Rihanna’s outfit in such a way you’ll never look at sleeping bags the same again. Inspired by all this glamor Max explains his foolproof plan to transition from Midwestern Mom to Coastal Grandma. Then together the pair host an impromptu awards ceremony to celebrate capitalism, but just who slaps who?  Cheers!

Episode 2: Superb Owl, the Unsung Hero of Capitalism

We’re back with a super-endowed third episode! Don’t forget to stretch because THIS…PODCAST…HAS…EVERYTHING! Max debates whether if critics can shit in the face of art, can art shit in the face of critics? Inspired by the Superb Owl Daniel gives us some good news from the world of sport. Then together they temporarily give up their dreams of being Coastal Grandmas and try out DC’s latest venue, Bunker. Cheers!

Episode 3: It’s Poppers O’Clock Under the Vauxhall Arches

It’s a brand new episode of the only podcast that smells like mother’s kisses. Daniel’s dating life continues to sound like a Sondheim song and judge(ing) is definitely on the menu. Max thinks he’s finally found the lesbian folk version of Monster Mash he’s been searching for. The Bitches then discuss the situation surrounding drag queens and keep the debate balanced… so long as you agree with everything they say.  Cheers!

Episode 4: Read and be Educated

It’s episode ten ALREADY, which definitely calls for plenty of drinks to keep the beer company’s on our side. Daniel can’t possibly enjoy his vacation until he knows that Tay-Swizz is being taken care of. Max is gay and tired but wants to know what you’re going to do about it. Then these two coastal grandmas reveal how relevant they are by doing a deep dive on a fifty year old musical. Cheers!

Episode 10: Take several bar seats, we already did!

The Bitches are here to celebrate Coming Out Day, be yourself, just don’t be a twat. Daniel doesn’t care if you're a big spoon or a little spoon, just don’t do it on the National Mall. Max has a gagged it will leave you so gooped it will split your c**t into two. Then the Besties bake up some tasty treats and ask the question, are Taylor and Travis Fall? Cheers!

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Episode 35: The Lion, The Bitch and The Closet

The Bitches are trying their best to remove the “I told you so” look off their (two) faces, but  alas next year looks to be another dumpster fire.  In a bid for positivity/ sanity/ sobriety/ productivity they ask the question, “was this a good week or a bad week?” Clutch your pearls, the answers may shock. Daniel has escaped into all things green, and its not just his new vegan diet, as the Wicked premiers gives us looks so stunning they won’t just make you melt, they’re almost pornographic. We just had to dip our toes into it. Max finds himself bombarded by British Christmas adverts and taking this as a sign just gives up and dives head first into the Holidays. It’s just a pity gift shopping can be such a pain in the ass… literally. Where’s Mrs. Claus when you need her. Then the Bitches, fresh from a Friendsgiving to remember, discuss all things Holidays; do Fall decorations provide that nice soft landing, how long can you truly keep the season going for and what is the balance between pacing and embracing? Cheers!

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Episode 93: Jesus was a feet guy!

The Bitches are back and SO ARE MAX’S PARENTS, ready to give their very British opinion on all this USA, including Turkey Day and this disturbing trend of not drinking… kill the witches indeed. Daniel celebrates his own personal holiday, Lady Bird Ascension Day. What is it about great women defying gravity? It’s as if men don’t have the balls, or head, all of a sudden? Max has been cooking up such a storm in the kitchen, he could have sent a small Kansas girl to Oz. I’ll deal with you later love, I have to get a feast on the table by 3PM. Then the Bitches, parents in tow, head to see the Wizard and FINALLY give their review for Wicked, a movie that defies not just gravity, but EVERYTHING as it becomes a cultural phenomenon in its own right. We don’t need a common enemy, we just need some queer coded witches. Cheers!

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Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

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Episode 95: Thrust Warning, Parental Supervision Required!

These Bitches love you. We just wanted you to know that. We’re recording this on an incredibly tough day for multiple reasons that we plan to deal with head on..… that is once we’ve broken down Madonna’s career and discussed the lessons she could learn from Shirley Bassey and Cher. Daniel hits a milestone in his sober journey and celebrates by arriving to the studio in his fat jeans and not his fat fat jeans (his words, not mine). Max grapples with a truly huge life event but between Ina’s cookies and being called the Hugh Grant of the office (their words, not mine) he’s going to look at positives. What’s that happening over at Wicked Broadway? Then the Besties break down all the culture surrounding the Super Bowl. Only joking, that was complete rubbish, and we aren't even talking about the score. However,  we do have a genuinely interesting and heartfelt conversation about how all this social upheaval is changing the dating scene. Never forget, someone loves you! Even if it's your right hand….cheers!

Episode 106: We’re doing this for love!

The Bitches are joining you in a moment of bonding and nostalgia, and are now in a moment of profound realization; did music peak between 2006 and 2012 thanks to MySpace? Daniel is recovering from a moment of woo, and by listening to the little voice in his head he found a moment of peace. Was it the universe or was it Lady Bird Johnson herself? Max is faced with the ultimate Coastal Grandma dilemma and turns to you, our loyal listeners, to ask the question, just what is the appropriate amount of leftovers to take with you from a party? Then the Besties, best described as uptight and fastidious, wonder whether or not spontaneity culture is well and truly over. But does that mean an end to the impromptu dinner party? Cheers!

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Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

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Episode 113: If we’re in tupperware then it’s ok to take us home!

The Bitches are here and serving you c**t from the start. Don’t judge (that’s our job), we’re in the perfect storm of family and weddings and birthdays, oh my! Give us lions and tigers and bears any day. Woof! Daniel is prepping for a birthday weekend of selfcare, wellbeing and just a little bit of indulgence. It’s getting him World Pride Body Ready, but just what exactly is he ready for? Max is bereft as he finds himself in a world without Andor, can Disney hurry up and release MORE content please? At least let us know who the new X-Men are. Then the Besties discuss alcohol, not so much giving it up but how do you let it back into your life but under new terms? And for those going down this Yellow Brick Road… we’re here for you. Cheers!

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Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod

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Episode 10: Take several bar seats, we already did!

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