Dive headfirst into an electrifying whirlwind of pure dubstep intensity with Wub Dub Bass Melt Yo Face. Each track on this high-octane album pushes sonic boundaries, blending explosive bass drops, mind-bending synth wobbles, and infectious vocal chops designed to ignite the dance floor. From playful meme-inspired anthems to bass-driven reflections that explore your deepest emotions, this album will grip you, shake you, and never let go. Prepare yourself—because when these beats drop, faces melt, hearts race, and there's no turning back.

Tags:
#Dubstep #BassHeavy #FaceMelting #Electronic #EDM #FestivalAnthems #IntenseBeats #DanceMusic #WubDub #HighEnergy

Rewind the Bass to the 80s

Track 5 – The Shy Nerd’s Crush

“Have I Seen Grass?” is an aggressive hip-hop/dubstep hacker anthem inspired by a real Hacker Jeopardy moment, when the infamous “FCKGW” Windows XP key lit up the crowd and a heckler sneered, “Have you ever seen grass?” The track fires back with rapid-fire, Eminem-style bars that flip the insult on its head, flexing deep-cut hacker culture: hardware hacking, firmware, RF, phone phreaking, red-team/blue-team ops and late-night CTF grind. It’s a love letter to the hacker scene and a warning shot to anybody who thinks “touch grass” is the ultimate burn.

Have I ever seen grass?

"Whatever It Takes" is a narrative concept album based on the true story of the 2019 eBay cyberstalking scandal - when a Fortune 500 company's security team launched a coordinated terror campaign against two bloggers who wrote critical coverage.

Ina and David Steiner ran EcommerceBytes, a small newsletter covering e-commerce from their home in Natick, Massachusetts. When Ina wrote about CEO Devin Wenig's compensation, he texted his Chief Communications Officer Steve Wymer: "If we are ever going to take her down..now is the time."

Wymer's responses became evidence:

> We are going to crush this lady
> She is biased troll who needs to get BURNED DOWN
> I want to see ashes. As long as it takes. Whatever it takes.

What followed was a "campaign of terror" - seven eBay security employees (including former police captains) sent bloody pig masks, a preserved fetal pig, live cockroaches and spiders, a funeral wreath, a book about surviving the death of a spouse, and porn magazines to the couple. They posted Craigslist ads inviting strangers to the Steiners' home. They flew from California to Boston to stalk their car and planned to break into their garage to plant a GPS tracker. They carried fake "Person of Interest" documents. One even pretended to rescue them - the "White Knight Strategy."

David photographed a license plate. The FBI got involved. All seven employees were convicted.

But the executives who gave the orders? The CEO walked away with $57 million in severance. Never charged.

This is a story about corporate power, surveillance turned against citizens, and the two-tier justice system.

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TRACKLIST

00. Prologue: Based on True Events
01. EcommerceBytes
02. The Article
03. Crush This Lady
04. Whatever It Takes
05. Pig Mask
06. The Natick Job
07. Person of Interest
08. White Knight
09. License Plate
10. Fifty-Seven
11. Still Haunted
12. Epilogue

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SOURCES (14 Primary Documents)

This album is based entirely on documented facts. All text message quotes are from evidence admitted in federal court.

Court Documents:
• Deferred Prosecution Agreement: https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/media/1332791/dl
• Criminal Information: https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/media/1333086/dl

DOJ Case Page (7 press releases):
• https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/case/us-v-ebay-inc

Investigative Journalism:
• "Take Her Down" - Boston Magazine: https://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/2021/12/02/ebay-ecommercebytes-stalking/
• CBS 60 Minutes: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ebay-stalking-scandal-haunts-steiner-couple-60-minutes-2023-03-26/
• San Jose Spotlight: https://sanjosespotlight.com/disgraced-ebay-exec-wielded-power-at-san-jose-city-hall/

SEC Filing (Wenig Severance):
• https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1065088/000119312519254832/d806459dex101.htm

Wikipedia Overview:
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EBay_stalking_scandal

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KEY FACTS

57 months - James Baugh's prison sentence
$57 million - Devin Wenig's severance
7 - Employees convicted
0 - Executives charged

EcommerceBytes

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