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Venga Venga Benga (Figure App Regrets)

I've been thinking about how to make the Lean Startup methodologies hip to the newer generations. How Do You Do Fellow Kids? Is this dope fire? ;) (Stick around for the dark redux starting at 2:45)

[Verse 1]
Yo, listen up, founders, I got the plan,
Talkin’ lean startup, buildin’ up the brand.
Ain’t no time to waste, no stacks to burn,
You gotta test that vision, gotta take your turn.

First, MVP—yo, that’s the key,
Build it small, but sharp, like a G.
Don’t drop millions tryna get it right,
Launch it quick, put it out in the fight.

Test your market, hear the streets talk back,
Get feedback fast, stay sharp, stay strapped.
Pivot or persevere, don’t be afraid to switch,
You gotta grind, gotta hustle, don’t glitch.

[Chorus]
Lean startup, that’s the way we roll,
Test, learn, iterate, stay in control.
Founders in the game, y’all gotta be quick,
Validate the hustle, or your biz won’t stick.

Lean startup, no time for fluff,
You gotta move fast when the goin’ gets tough.
Test, tweak, iterate, make it tight,
That’s how you do lean startup right.

[Verse 2]
You thinkin’ you a boss with a vision so grand?
But without the data, it’s slippin’ like sand.
Get out the building, hit the streets for real,
Talk to your customers, see how they feel.

Build, measure, learn—that’s the cycle, kid,
Every step, every pivot, gotta keep it legit.
Analytics, metrics, don’t sleep on that,
You gotta know the numbers if you wanna stay strapped.

Don’t bet it all on what you think is hot,
Let the market tell you if you hittin’ the spot.
Fail fast, fail cheap, then bounce back strong,
That’s the way a lean hustler gettin’ along.

[Chorus]
Lean startup, that’s the way we roll,
Test, learn, iterate, stay in control.
Founders in the game, y’all gotta be quick,
Validate the hustle, or your biz won’t stick.

Lean startup, no time for fluff,
You gotta move fast when the goin’ gets tough.
Test, tweak, iterate, make it tight,
That’s how you do lean startup right.

[Bridge]
A/B test, pivot when you need,
Don’t fall in love with the first damn seed.
Run experiments, keep it real lean,
Get that validation from your dream team.

Customer feedback, that’s gold in the street,
Hustle smarter, homie, stay on your feet.
Start small, move fast, then grow,
That’s how a lean founder steals the show.

[Outro]
Yo, startup kings and queens, take note,
Build that lean hustle, stay afloat.
It’s all about grindin’ and learnin’ fast,
That’s how you make a business last.

Lean startup, we on that grind,
In the tech world, we takin’ over time.
Test, learn, iterate, make it tight,
Now that’s how you do lean startup right.

Lyrics: ChatGPT 4o
Music: Suno
Image: Midjourney 6

Lean Hustle

ChatGPT 4o made the lyrics, Suno the music, Midjourney the cover. 

[Verse 1]
Well, I woke up one mornin’, opened my phone, 
to a bird I used to know, singin’ all alone. 
But the feed was strange, the voices were gone.
Ever since that Elon came along.

He bought my ol’ Twitter, changed its name,
Now it don’t even feel like the same ol’ game. 
What once was chirpin’, now don’t make a sound, 
Since the day the ol’ blue bird went down.

[Chorus]
Where’d my tweets go? Oh, where did they fly? 
Used to be a chorus of thoughts in the sky. 
Now it’s quiet and lonely, feels like the end, 
Ever since Twitter ain’t Twitter, my friend.

Where’d my tweets go? What happened that day? 
Now it’s all chaos, it’s driftin’ away.
I miss the old bird, and the folks I used to know, 
Now I’m left wonderin’, where’d my tweets go?

[Verse 2]
There’s somethin’ ‘bout free speech, sure sounds good, 
But now I’m drownin’ in bots and junk where I stood. 
All my hashtags gone, all the memes disappeared,
The space ain’t the same, like I feared.

He said he’d fix it, make it shine and bright,
But now all I see is a long, dark night.
Took my timeline and broke it apart,
What happened to that place so close to my heart?

[Chorus]
Where’d my tweets go? Oh, where did they fly? 
Used to be a chorus of thoughts in the sky. 
Now it’s quiet and lonely, feels like the end, 
Ever since Twitter ain’t Twitter, my friend.

Where’d my tweets go? What happened that day? 
Now it’s all chaos, it’s driftin’ away.
I miss the old bird, and the folks I used to know, 
Now I’m left wonderin’, where’d my tweets go?

[Bridge]
We had our fights, but it felt like home,
Now the bird’s on a wire, cold and alone.
Elon took the wheel, said he knew the way,
But now I can’t find nothin’ to say.

[Outro]
So here I sit, with my phone in hand,
Wishin’ I could get back to that promised land. 
Where the tweets were short, but the laughs were long, 
But that ol’ blue bird’s gone, and so is my song.

Where’d my tweets go? I may never know,
But I’ll keep on scrollin’, hopin’ they’ll show.
Farewell to the bird, may it rest in peace,
Since Elon bought Twitter, it’s all been a beast.

Where’d My Tweets Go?

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