June 1, 2021

© 2021 mrgirl

℗ 2021 mrgirl

Hi Cuties

Nooby As Kyoko
Chris as Patrick
Dan as iPhone Dongle
Piss Shat as Mario
Chris as Squidward
Dilly as Drake
 
Kyoko:
Yo it’s Kyoko Kirigiri and I’m here to say

I got the better flow, so you better get out
Here’s a shocking sex secret, you look like a gosh darn fricking mouse
I’m Chapter 5, you know I’m solving that mystery
In Chapter 5 of your novel (American Psycho) I was snoring, such misery
I’m firing shots like [Plays the entire fucking scene of Patrick shooting the bank guy]
With my sick as flow like Covid-19 this is sick oh shit actually no wait actually sick COUGH COUGH COUGH I’m dying I’m dy- BIG COUGH

Patrick:
WHOHOHOHO
AND HERE WE GO
You little ᶜᵒᵖʸʳᶦᵍʰᵗᵉᵈ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ˢᵖᶦᵏᵉˢᵒᶠᵗ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳᵗᵃᶦⁿᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵐ No one even remembers your execution 
Say your from Massachusetts? I got your death was too soon      lol 
I’m so cool call me the iPhone Dongle
I’m OPENing up a verse like a door: Ding Dong, L
If you really think you win this rap battle you’re wrong
I’m so cool call me the iPhone Dongle

Kyoko:
You get to bring in an iPhone Dongle? Then I do to
iPhone Dongle, take the mic

iPhone Dongle:
It would be my pleasure Kyoko Kirigiri from the 2012 Video Game Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc made by Spikesoft ™ 
…
Yo what’s up I’m the iPhone Dongle
You can’t spell words correctly you fucking prongle

[Patrick fucking hits the dongle with an ax multiple times]

iPhone Dongle:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Patrick:
Oh boy, murdering sure is tiring, good thing I have my trusty Aquafina water!
I love Aquafina water, it is very tasty
When I murder iPhone dongles, things get a biiiiiiiiit shaky
I DONT murder, I have so much money, look at these 3 DIMES
Actually I’m innocent, I’ve committed zero crimes
You think you’re smart, but heres something you dont know
You thought I was American? Psych, Oh!
Even Drake was a better rapper than your American Cheese
I’m gonna beat you with American Deez

Kyoko:
You’re a studdering communist

Patrick:
Nuh uh

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

SUPER FUCKING MARIO:
Wahoo! It’s a me a Super Mario! Yippee!

Squidward:
Get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

SUPER FUCKING MARIO:
[Walking away very slowly and mumbling]
Think you can a ditch a me a?? I’m a super a Mario I am the a best a
Squidward? More a like a bitchward

Kyoko:
I can’t tell if you murder or commit tax fraud
Hey Patrick guess what?

Patrick:
What

Kyoko:
Firing squad!
(The Michael Myers firing squad with Patrick shittly edited on)

Drake: 
Yo its drake
I hit you with the rake
And then I bake a cake 
{Gets fucking shot}
Oh I’m dead

Kyoko Kirigiri vs Patrick Bateman - Epic Rap Battles of Scolisis

Producer/Engineer:
🔥 Bishop

Featured Artists:
🔥 Bishop

Instagram:
🔥[www.instagram.com/the.bishop.wrld/ Instagram]

Hʏᴘᴇʀᴋɪʟʟ [prod. bishop]

November 3rd // 12:00am
Artwork by Nateswrld333

Lyrics:
And I’m like what the fuck imma lift off
All that shit that you do got me pissed off
You a bitch, you a punk, bruh you too soft
Imma split ya wig back, you a goofball
Nigga back the fuck up, bitch im too raw
Spent a whole rack at the damn mall
Alexander Mcqueen and Ksubis bitch
Moose the knuckles, im rocking sum trueys bitch
You can suck my dick, i dont give a fuck
Took ya lil hoe, told her back it up
She gon ride on my dick, till its in her gut
Said she love me, she tweakin, just wanna fuck
Man I don’t got the time for the bullshit
Off to myself like a misfit
I can slide through yo block like a ripstick
If I dont got knock, get yo ribs kicked 

Fuck what you say
I got rich nigga bank
I got racks in the safe
Rep yo set like what you say?
Nigga fuck what you bang
Get the fuck like you cant hang
Feel my wraith like feel my pain
Any pussy getting slain
(2x)

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