Father Cat Standing

Chimp's sound is that of someone who has a short attention span and can't spend the time to master one instrument and therefore plays several instruments badly.

You Dont Like Cats

An oldie of mine, but one of my faves. Beware it contains swearing (as evident from the title). It's a true story - because you know what? There IS always someone mowing the fucking lawn!

There's Always Someone Mowing The Fucking Lawn

For those taking notes - Glo Bear was purchased at Wonderland of Toys in the Perth CBD in about 1989.

Glo Bear



You know the kind of shops I'm talking about here. The ones that just sell utter shite. Half of the stuff they have you can't even tell what it is or what you would use it for. Shops for people with more money than sense.
Note: awesome backing vocals provided by Chad from The Gizzards


Shops That Sell Shit

This song is about how shit trying to find a rental house can be and the rubbish real estate agents make up to market absolute dumps at premium prices. Man, I have seen some bad shit. So glad I finally am a homeowner and don't have to deal wit this crap anymore. 

Chimp*