Lyrics: Intro: Yo Gab
Uh-huh uh uh Gab
You know that I'm not lying when I say your pubes are a shrub
Verse 1: Nose been broken countless times 
How?
What the golf club?
Shout out William Blake
18th century literature 
Your literacy is on point with a retarded snake
Opaque flakes of cake are left in my wake
For the sake of rhyming steak with radiopaque 
ima barium sulfate in this bitch its everyday like Jake
Going out with you is more problematic than babysitting tay k with an AK 
Gabriel AKA 
a bigger virgin than the virgin mary
Hurricane Tottenham kane with some hairy (Gabriel's BALLS)
Ego big cos you're tall 
Giraffe necked virgin 
Tell me what's the joy in that
Jerking off to wet dreams which involved you having sex with cats
Someone call 112 cos someone stole your exes ass (call daddy)
Which she never called you 
She thought you were a friend 
While you thought you were linked up
Imagine getting cucked when you think your bout to fuck 
Chorus: Gabriel's got a tiny fucking cock
So religious he doesn't jerk off
More focused on the priest than his semenless socks
It seems Kevin's bout to say "it's cock o'clock"
Verse 2: It's tickle time 
betwix his legs
colossal grime
Kylie goes in for a peg
Dick cheese incomparable to 
Parmigiano Reg
Now get on your knees and don't make me beg
Back in year 5 uh
Bros talent was drawing greg 
What a wimpy fucking kid you've got no self respect
Presented that shit before the class more depressing than the mental health of meg
Skin tone is a lighter shade than the outside of an egg
Wanna put you in a microwave 
That PC you've got 
What the fuck is that
Playing games on a thumbnail 
30 hz is the max
Your only attribute 
The fact you're nearly as tall as shaq
Man's not hot
You're fucking ugly
Face so discombobulated you even make me look lovely 
The only future I see in you 
Is a 
A fucking junkie
Chorus: Gabriel's got a tiny fucking cock
So religious he doesn't jerk off
More focused on the priest than his semenless socks
It seems Kevin's bout to say "it's cock o'clock"

Gabriel Azzopardi Diss Track

Lyrics: Ben
Or should I say adolf
I know gassed you up on my 1st song
Ra-ra rap-rap rapist
Ur a fascist but don't know the basics
Adolf (Tate)
You're bout to be a bloodbath redder than rudolphs nose 
Your lifestyle is exactly what Is bound to be exposed
Everybody knows
That the only reason you chose
To change school was Gabriel's dick 
To blow
You're the male version of a hoe
Fantasising about toes
Hear the word nazi
Disgracefully you glow
Now we're toe to toe
Ima shoot you like cho
Net worth 4 billion less than matt Damon
Your dad got exiled to the island of Cayman
Now your girls wet for me like the Rain Man
Turns out that bitch was fucking bare man
Existential crisis got you opposite man gessmann
You thought you could play with me
 think twice
Grieved a minecraft server for your pride
Faggot looking fucker just decide
Which world you're gonna play on
For the 100th time
Said the n word so much it must be a crime
If every time you were nice to me you made a penny
You wouldn't own a dime
Cant even afford prime
I'm chillin with lemon lime
Hey Ella
Heyyy
What's the time

Remember back in assembly you would jump up and down
Pussabi You're a clown
ADHD got you hourly to town
Lack of chromosomes got your syndrome lookin down
You thought you could play with me
 think twice
Grieved a minecraft server for your pride
Faggot looking fucker just decide
Which world you're gonna play on
For the 100th time
Rapist
Down
Man you're a 
You're a fucking clown
You thought your dad came back with the milk when you heard "Santa Claus is coming to town"
In fact your mum's the only one cumming
When she gets pound
King Charles looking fucker
Cos you stole the crown
In my cum you shall drown
This is the final cumdown
Giga chad face observe my frown
Your balls are just hand-me-downs
You took a shit and it was reddish-brown 
Beeeen
You finally got your period
I didn't think that was something you could possibly experience
Filthy fucker
You might have some bacteria
By any chance is it diphtheria 
As an onion let me offer you some crucial criteria
Little boy kill yourself or head back to Liberia
You thought you could play with me
 think twice
Grieved a minecraft server for your pride
Faggot looking fucker just decide
Which world you're gonna play on
For the 100th time
Run man run man jump man jump man
Your brain 
No cocaine
Take some adoral
Suppository 
Up your bum man
Your dick is just a bunch of cum man
Now just appreciate the bass and the drums man

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