Miss D20 - Blazin' Entrails

Track 6 from self titled EP featuring Tobi Lea Gogo on guest vocals

06 Lick My Boots

Track 7 from self titled EP released in 2010

07 Accursed

Opening song from Los Barstos EP

FLAMETHROWER

I WANNA SHAKE THE HAND OF THE MAN
WHO  FIRST SAID HOT DAMN I CAN
SET FIRE TO SOME PIECE OF CRAP
AT THE MERE TURN OF A TAP

FROM A BACK PACK AND FIRE PROOF HOSE
YOU CAN BRING A JERK’S LIFE TO A CLOSE
UNLEASH A GIANT FLAMING DISPLAY
FROM OVER SIXTY METRES AWAY

CHORUS:
USE A FLAMETHROWER
WHEN YOU AINT GOT TIME TO COOK
USE A FLAMETHROWER
ON THOSE BORING OLD SCHOOL BOOKS
USE A FLAMETHROWER
WHEN YOU’RE PISSED OFF IN A CROWD
USE A FLAMETHROWER
WHEN SOMEONE PLAYS IL DIVO LOUD

MAKE CLEANING UP THE YARD A BREEZE
JUST TORCH THE WHOLE GODDAMN LOT WITH EASE
IF YOU’RE GETTING SICK OF YOUR JOB
TURN THE OFFICE TO A SMOULDERING BLOB

GOT A VILLAGE THAT YOU NEED TO SUBDUE
GRAB THAT FLAMEY TURN IT YELLOW AND BLUE
THAT SHIT WOULD HAVE WORKED IN THE CONG
IF BACK IN NAM OUR VETS HAD OUR VETS HAD FLAMED ONTRY MY METHOD IT’S TESTED AND TRUE
AIN’T BE NO-ONE GETTING ONE UP ON YOU
AND WHEN THE LAW COMES TO TAKE YOU IN
JUST SMILE AND TURN TO THEM AND SING



01 Flamethrower

Second song from Los Barstos EP. It's about Perth serial killers David and Catherine Birnie.

So this place is Dullsville cos you think we’re far away
When left to our own devices there’s still stuff to entertain
Some do get more bored than most and do things their own way
Like burying four naked bodies in their shallow graves

CHORUS:
Forced to spend the weekend at Birnies the last days of your life
Weekend at Birnies you’ve paid the highest price
By hitching a ride with these two psychopaths
They’ll have their evil way with you then Dave will grab his axe

Girls accepting help from them not knowing the shit they’re in
Taken back to Moorhouse where insanity begins
Catherine drugs and strangles one because of jealousy
“You’re showing more love to her than you do with me”
CHORUS

Out amongst the Pines cutting up the girls they’d found
Both would do this to stop bodies swelling underground
Two hell-bent on ending young lives so violently
She was just a guilty as him in this killing spree
CHORUS


02 Weekend At Birnies

Title track and instrumental from second EP released in 2011

03 Los Barstos

Track 4 from Los Barstos EP

YOU’RE ALWAYS TALKING SHIT AT EVERY SINGLE SHOW
YOU TALK YOURSELF UP AND NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW
EVERY TIME I PLAY YOU’RE ALWAYS IN MY FACE
START YOUR OWN BAND AND GET YOUR OWN FUCKING BASS

ALWAYS PROJECTING A FAKE ATTITUTE	THAT COMES OFF LOOKING RETARDED AND RUDEWHEN I LOOK AT YOU I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I SEE A LONELY BORING NERD WITH INSECURITIES
CHORUS:											
TRY HARD SCENESTER YOU CAN FUCK OFF
TRY TO SHOW HOW TRAD YOU ARE NO ONE GIVES A TOSS
 50 YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE ROCK AND ROLL
 BEGUNCOME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW YOU BORING 
LITTLE CUNT

DON’T BELIEVE A THING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH				
PEOPLE IN THEIR SIXTIES WANT TO PUNCH YOU OUTWHY DON’T YOU FUCK OFF BACK TO WHERE IT WAS YOU CAME OR DO THE BANDS BACK THERE ALSO THINK THAT YOU’RE LAME 
	
CHORUS:
THE 50’S GUYS YOU IDOLISE WOULD THINK YOU’RE A JERK
MAKING A MOCKERY OF ALL OF THEIR HARD WORK	
WHAT THEY HAD AND WHAT THEY DID IS SOMETHING YOU CAN’T SEE									
LET ME SPELL IT OUT INDIVIDUALITY
CHORUS:
















04 Switchblade

Track 5 from Los Barstos EP released 2011

ONE FOR THE ROAD TOLL
JUST ONE MORE DRINK YOU GOT TO GIVE IT TO ME MAN
SURE I THREW UP ON MY WAY TO THE CAN
JUST MADE SOME ROOM FOR SOME MORE GODDAM BEER 
YOU GOTTA SERVE ME I GOT EIGHT BUCKS RIGHT HERE

CHORUS
ONE FOR THE ROAD TOLL
THROW ME IN A HOLE
DIE DOING WHAT I LOVE
I’LL DRINK A RIVER
DESTROY MY LIVER
TRY TO MAKE IT WITH A NUN

NO OTHER WAY TO GET THIS DRUNK ASS HOME
I’VE GOT MY CAR AND AM GOING HOME ALONE
NO CASH NO TAXI FARE NO PICKUP FOR THE NIGHT
JUST GET BEHIND THE WHEEL AND TRY TO STAY UPRIGHT

CHORUS
HEY NOW I’M DRIVING AND IT’S GOING PEACHY KEEN
NO DEAD PEDESTRIANS NO LEAVING CRIME SCENES
I SO COULD DO THIS WITH MY FUCKING EYES CLOSED
HEY WAIT A SEC IS THAT A GODDAMN LIGHT POLE?

CHORUS

I’M ON MY BACK AND AM 10 FEET FROM THE CRASH
MY LEGS BEHIND MY HEAD A SEAT SPRING IN MY ASS
MEAT WAGONS HERE TO SCRAPE ME UP FROM THE STREET
THANK GOD I’M PISSED COS I CAN’T FEEL A THING

CHORUS





05 One For The Road Toll

06 Frankenstrip

Track 1 from 7" split with Topnovil. Relased 2012

GREASE FOR THE GRAVY
ON THE BACKSEAT WITH THE PROM QUEEN IN THE RED BEL AIR
GOT YOUR HAND DOWN HER PANTIES AND SHE DON’T EVEN CARE
THEN A LIGHT FLOODS THE CHEVY AND SOME THING STANDING THERE
IT’S HERE FOR WHAT IT WANTS AND SHE WILL NOT BE SPARED
HIGH ABOVE THE EARTH AN ELLIPTICAL CRAFT
WHERE TEENS NOW SCREAM IN VAIN
INSECT-LIKE GREY HUMANOIDS OBLIVIOUS TO THEIR PAIN
INTERSTELLAR DOCTOR FRANKENSTEINS CARRY OUT THEIR EVIL DEEDS
STEALING DIFFERENT TYPES OF DNA TO MAKE A HUMAN COW CENTIPEDE

CHORUS:
GREASE FOR THE GRAVY THEY’LL CUT IT STRAIGHT FROM YOU
GREASE FOR THE GRAVY MAKING MONSTERS IS WHAT THEY DO


THE GREASE IS THE JOINED GENETIC CODES FROM ALL THE BEINGS THEY TAKE
POPULATING OTHER WORLDS WITH ALL THE CREEPS THEY MAKE
ALIEN MENAGERIES WAIT UNTIL THE TIME IS RIGHT
FOR OUR BASTARD SONS TO INVADE US ALL TILL THE LAST OF SHALL DIE 

CHORUS:

HER SEVERED HEAD FLOATS THROUGH THE VACUUM OF ZERO GRAVITY
SHE DIDN’T SURVIVE THE PROCESS BUT NONE DO EASILY







01 Grease For The Gravy

Track 2 from 7" 

CHICO

IT’S ALL IN THE EYES CHICO THEY NEVER LIE
THE ONLY PLACE THEY CANNOT HIDE
THEY KNOW WHEN YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T KEEP IT INSIDE
DON’T HESITATE AND YOU WON’T DIE

TO KILL A SNAKE YOU MUST CUT OFF ITS HEAD
BUT STILL YOU’RE NOT SURE THAT IT’S DEAD
IT WILL BE FREE AND WILL LOOK FOR REFUGE
SEND IT TO HELL BEFORE YOU

Chorus:
IN BURNING HOTELS WE’RE TRAPPED ON OUR FLOORS
THEY’VE BOARDED THE WINDOWS AND LOCKED ALL THE DOORS
USELESS DISTRACTIONS OF TRINKETS AND CHARMS
WE’RE PEACEFULLY SLEEPING THROUGH ALL THE ALARMS


THEY FEED ON OUR CHILDREN AND RESTRAIN OUR SOULS
OUR SLAVERY IS THEIR ONE GOAL
MANIPULATED TILL WE CANNOT SEE 
JUST HOW IT IS WE SHOULD BE

BLOOD DRINKERS, SHAPE SHIFTERS AGENTS OF DEATH
WE’LL FIGHT THEM UNTIL OUR LAST BREATH
THEY CAN’T CONTROL US IF WE’RE NOT AFRAID
THIS WAR NOW IS IN ITS LAST DAYS

Chorus



02 Chico

Blazin Entrails are a Rock and Roll trio from Perth Western Australia. Formed in 2009 they have released 2 EPs and a split 7" record with Wollongong punks Topnovil.
All music recorded so far is available for free download or CDs and the 7" can be purchased through our friends at Red Stripe Clothing Northbridge.
New music, videos and tours are coming up.

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